Amiibo

Amiibo's are shitty action figures that all the 30 year old furfagged virgins for some reason love collecting. despite being 14 dollars at your local wal-mart, they don't tend to do much. an example of this are smash bros amiibos, you can train them to level 50 which certainly dosen't rip off pokemon in any way,shape or form and if you have peach,zelda or lucario you can masterbate to them which the entire smash bros community do anyways as they are basement dwelling virgins and that's it. literally! you can't use them on wifi or anything. amiibos just somehow attract the aspies. Most amiibos aka the only ones that people give a shit about however, are hard to find as Nintendo are asians they fail to SEE that they don't make enough amiibos.

How to make money with Amiibos

1) Buy as many non mario,luigi,donkey kong,peach,zelda,pikachu,kirby,yoshi or diddy kong amiibos, (Don't do this with samus or link as they are not rare enough to make much of a profit) even if it means buying the entire shelf filled with the amiibos not listed above and ending up paying 500 bucks for them. 2) Put them up on kijiji or ebay for a hundred dollars each (amiibo fags will pay 100 dollars+ for an amiibo they are looking for as the average amiibo hunter lives in his mother's basement and dosen't spend his money on important shit being drugs,parties or sex. 3) Repeat step 1 and 2 4) ????? 5) PROFIT!

Amiibo list

The amiibos that no-one gives a rat's ass about: Mario

Luigi

Donkey Kong

Diddy Kong

Pikachu

Kirby

Link

Samus

Yoshi

Bowser

Amiibos that people buy to use as sex objects: Zelda

Peach

Lucario (as half the smash bros community are furfags)

Rosalina

lucina,Zero Suit Samus for sure and Palutena will be added here soon

Amiibos that everyone would go around murdering people for: Little Mac (Extremely rare)

Fox

Pit

Villager (Extremely rare and discounted)

Captain Falcon

Rosalina

Wii Fit Trainer (Somehow extremely rare and discontinued from jewtendo)

Marth (Again very rare and discounted by everyone's favorite gaming company)

Nobody knows or cares how popular these amiibos will be: Sonic (Expected to be rare)

Megaman

Shiek

Meta Knight

Ike

King Dedede

Toon Link

Future Amiibos that everyone will go ape shit for: Zero Suit Samus (Make sure you buy as many of these as possible, even if it means stealing them from children. you could sell these off for a good 200 bucks as every smash fan has a crush on her and would spend every penny just to get their hands on their waifu)

Charizard

Wario

Lucina (as jewtendo no longer makes her clone marth and she's female for the basement dwellers)

Pac-Man

Greninja

Ganondorf

Jigglypuff

Bowser.Jr

Mewtwo (if they ever make an amiibo out of him)

Palutena (only because she's female)

Dark Pit as Pit is hard as fuck to find. otherwise no-one will buy his emo ass

Future Amiibos that no-one will buy cuz they suck: Robin

Duck Hunt

Dr.Mario

Falco

Olimar

Mr.gaymanwatch

That stupid robot guy that no-one gives a fuck about

Ness

Mii fighters (if jewtendo makes amiibos out of them, whether they do or not no-one will care)

Amiibo Hunter level scale

0-1: Congrats you actually have a life outside of amiibo die hard collecters

2-5: You don't have many friends (or any for that matter) if you got this many amiibos

6-11: You live in your mother's basement relieing on Welfare for money to buy your amiibos. if you have this many amiibos then you are most likely related to Monica Punk

12-20: You go batshit insane over amiibos. in fact when a new wave of amiibos come out you'll wake up at 6 in the morning to drive up to wal-mart forgetting to change from your PJ's and scream out loud like a toddler when you spot a new amiibo. your best friend is your virginity

All 21: CONGRATS YOU HAVE ACHIEVED CHRIS CHAN LEVEL!

See Also

• Asperger's syndrome - What all the Amiibo hunters suffer from
• Basement-dweller Every 16+ year old you see at wal-mart just to buy a shitty amiibo
• Chris Chan - Everyone that collects amiibos irl
• Shit no one cares about
• Super Smash Bros
• Virgin - Everyone that has 1 or more amiibos