Greeny Phatom

The Cancer of Humanity

Dr. (Soviet) Beanson, The Main Character of Greeny Phatom

The other Main Character is this stupid Rittle Chinese worker called Rittle guy.

Greeny Phatom is a shitty web cartoon (which is also it's retarded homosexual brother of Goanimate) created by a retarded shitty web animator Robert Stainton GreenyPhatom2009 2009 Greeny Phatom Lucker Extraordinaire, At Your Service! The Beanson Teen Awaits You! (What kind of name is that), First Created back in 1995 2008, Greeny Phatom entertained bunch of fucking retarded severely autistic children on the internet who's parents are dumb enough not to teach kids how to handle the internet hypnotized by the stupidity of the Greeny Phatom Creator who's name does not deserve to be mentioned because it's too fucking complex and retarded, when these children should be watching 2girls1cup and Boku no Pico. In fact, recent studies have shown that children who have watched Greeny Phatom is no longer able to function normally in the real world, no matter how hard you can get your children out of this Greeny Phatom state as they are often diagnosed with the "GreenyFag Virus" which is an incurable disease which infected thousands of children watching this shitty web cartoon show. God even niggers are smarter than these Children. The Creator of Greeny Phatom also gives credit to companies like Sony Wonder and other companies that have absolutely no involvement with the show whatsoever. Greeny Phatom also steals content from Blues Clues, Banana's in Pajama's, Roblox and Roller Coaster POV Videos. This show was cancelled because of Dragon Ball Z.

Typical Greeny Phatom Scene

Characters

Soviet Russian Millitary

The Characters in Greeny Phatom are a bunch of mentally retarded ants who go on shitty nonsensical adventures destroying every little Americunts in the world.

Dr Beanson like all Russian Communists are masters at Tetris!

• Dr (Doctor) - A Russian Music Artist who's songs annoy it's small dick Chinese Clone Army Leader "Little Guy", He has his own sing along called "Sing Along Songs with Doctor", He is Russian so if you Translate what he is saying, It is a Subliminal Message on plans to take over the United States and kill Nigger American President Obama.

• Dr Beanson - A 10-year old Veteran Soldier of the Soviet Russian Military who lives in his mothers basement making secret plans to take over the United States of America and bomb the New World Trade Center, His introducing quote is "Hello, I am Dr. Beanson, The One of a kind Soldier, that brings you this message.", He is the Soviet Mind responsible for accepting Osama Bin Ladens Mission and Bombing the world trade Center using his Tetris Skills. Also to let you know that Russians are an ally to the Al-Qaeda Terrorists and they were also responsible for the September 11 Attacks.

• Dr PBS - A person who got his name from PBS who bombed the Pentagon in Washington DC

Little Guy Clones

Chinese Soldiers consisting of people very similar to it's leader, Little Guy.

Little Guys from left to right. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 9, 10, 11, 11.

• Little Guy- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Despite his name, Little Guy is actually normal size Little Guy has Down Syndrome, however he meets the 54-Inch height requirements to ride Tatsu at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Little Guy is also gay because he wears a pink shirt and often jerks off to Yaoi Hentai. Little Guy is also a stupid cunt for leading the Anti-Gree City Army.

• Little Guy 2- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 2 wears a Purple Shirt.

• Little Guy 3- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 3 wears a Pantone Shirt.

• Little Guy 4- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 4 wears a Carmine Shirt.

• Little Guy 5- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 5 wears a Jungle Green Shirt.

• Little Guy 6- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 6 wears a Pansy Purple Shirt.

• Little Guy 7- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 7 wears a Lavendar Shirt and Has his eyes over his eyes so he's actually partially blind.

• Little Guy 8- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 8 wears a Red Shirt with Blue Emo Hair, and is one of the few emo people who have not yet committed suicide which he really should do.

• Little Guy 9- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 9 wears a Blue Shirt, Gold Pants, and Purple Colors Green Banded Top Hat partially ripped off from Roblox.

• Little Guy 10- One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has a dick too little to fuck women with, He is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 10 wears a Pink Shirt with a Cat on it and he is the true definition of little guys also known as Little guys Jr.

• Little Guy 11- Actually Little Girl, One of the non-blind (Assuming his eye's aren't slanted) Asian-American who has no dick, She is often a hateable jerk to everyone and is part of a Chinese army title "Little Guy Army" who is also know as the "Little Guy Clones". Little Guy 11 wears a Red Shirt and Pink Wig or Grey Shirt, Little Guy 11 has been referred to many people as a Super Gay Guy as Little Guy 11 is a Gender Bending Clone.

Villains

The Admirable Sainted Sailor, Property owner of Beach Park, What shall we Destroy Next.

• Santed Sailor - The Main Villain of Greeny Phatom, and the Property owner of Beach Park, Santed Sailor is a Sailor luring little children in the park in his desperate attempt to Rape them which is why he has his own floating amusement park, He plays a role on trying to destroy everyone in 123 Greeny Phatom (Is that a Street name or the name of the town)It is a plaza in New York City and thus it involves not only the New World Trade Center but also the Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, The Chrysler Building and any other shitty building built by the fellow retarded Americunts, He is the best Character in the Greeny Phatom Series because he is the only one who is not part of the Anti-Gree City Army

• Gangster Sailor - A nigger version and Santed Sailor

Other Retarded Characters

• Greeny Mario - Mario's Retarded unknown brother, He once hit Dr Beanson with a huge hammer after being told by Greeny Luigi that Dr Beanson sang the Mailtime song

• Greeny Luigi - Luigi's Retarded Autistic unknown brother, He hates the Mailtime song.

Ripoffs

Most of these rip offs suck.

Gree City

The most underrated show to ever come into existence aswell as the only good show (If you are not counting Boku no Pico, Night Shift Nurses and Please Rape Me) on the planet, Fucking stupid severely autistic Greeny Phatom fans hate this show for no apparent reason. It is created by the same retarded person who made Greeny Phatom. Gree City existed before Greeny Phatom being aired on MTV back in April 25, 1985. Gree City also has the best Mario Recolors in the series.

Geo's World

A show that has been planned to be about the earth in General until the Creator jerked off Yaoi Hentai and decided to make it a show about a mentally retarded ant named Geo Guy doing mentally retarded things just like in Greeny Phatom.

Punic Circle

Another Shitty Greeny Phatom Rip-off that nobody except for retarded Greeny Fags gives a fuck about

Dragon Ball Z Controversy

In February 15, 2012 the Retarded Creator of Greeny Phatom decided to cancel his show because of Dragon Ball Z fans making fun of Jesse Geiser and He told people to stop watching Dragon Ball Z and throw away all Dragon Ball Z Merchandise away and told them continue making Greeny Phatom episodes, Which he should've actually told them to make more Gree City episodes, stupid idiot creator not knowing what quality shows are, We people want more Gree City Episodes.

Critical Reception

Greeny Phatom has been given very negative reviews. On Imdb, it is the lowest rated TV-Series with a rating of 0.9 before it's Imdb page was deleted months later after we saw it, saying it was the worst show created on the face of the earth, as apposed to it's masterpiece Gree City which has gotten a rating of 9.9. It's 20052012 film titled "Greeny Phatom: the Movie" gotten a score of 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 2/100 on Metacritic, April 2013, Famous Film Critic Roger Ebert Died from Recurring Cancer 2 months after watching Greeny Phatom: the Movie, his final words was "I was perfectly healthy until this really bad cancer got to me after watching this horrible abomination created by some mentally challenged..." Basically he was unable to finish his sentence. Roger Ebert also criticizes the "123 Greeny Phatom" Street name. This Show that the creator of Greeny Phatom should make Gree City: the Movie because Gree City is the real best show to come into existence. It's quite surprising the World Didn't end on December 21, 2012 because Greeny Phatom: the Movie was going to make it happen because of how bad it is, A Rip-off Film called GoAnimate the Movie was created a year after Greeny Phatom: the Movie which has Better Animation has Drag and Drop Animation and no Voice Actors, Go!Animate: the Movie was just as bad as Greeny Phatom: the Movie.

The Greeny Fag Virus

A Day in the life of a Greeny Fag Virus Sufferer.

The Greeny Fag Virus is an Incurable Disease affecting Children giving them a mentality of a Dumbfuck Child with Severe Autism, We call them Greeny Fags because they are stupid, idiotic and been hating on Gree City. Stop Hating on Gree City, how dare you hate on Gree City, You Greeny Fags are Grounded Grounded Grounded Grounded for 8437957345793742958785347935 Years go to your room right now and get fucked by a 70 year old fart hairy fat male pedophile. They try too hard to be cool by hating on stuff that are Old News, Greeny Fags won't allow you hate on Greeny Phatom and they will do the following things to you if you hate on Greeny Phatom.

• - They will give you some half ass warning if you do not like Greeny Phatom.
• - They will claim that they have grounded you for an extremely long time.
• - They will make shitty reaction videos on you.
• - They will write shit about you somewhere on a website.
• - They will call of a fan of shit they Don't like (Most Notably Gree City and Boku no Pico).
• - They will block you.
• - Make half ass Consults.
• - Flag Rant Videos on Greeny Phatom.
• - Might call your opinion and Rant even if it is not a rant.
• - Make Shitty Propaganda Videos.
• - Make plans on Bombing your house and the New World Trade Center
• - Plan on coming to your house and try to murder you.
• - Cry like a little baby
• - Commit Suicide only later to descend into hell to be raped by the all mighty Satan where he puts his giant dick up their assholes.

How to Troll Greeny Fags

• - Make Rant videos on Greeny Phatom
• - Call these fans Greeny Fags
• - Tell then you like Gree City
• - Tell them you are asking the Greeny Phatom Creator to make more Greeny Phatom Episodes
• - Tell them you hate Greeny Phatom
• - Tell the Greeny Fags that they have Autism or other medical disorder.
• - Tell them to watch Boku no Pico and send them a link to it and tell them it is good.
• - Tell them you like old news stuff
• - Force them to like Gree City
• - Tell them you like Dragon Ball Z
• - Tell them Greeny Phatom should be Cancelled
• - Tell the Greeny Fags that they are Grounded
• - Tell them Greeny Phatom rips off Gree City

The Creator of Greeny Phatom

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The Creator of Greeny Phatom who of course is Robert Steinton is a Retarded Autistic Canadian who fucked his father when he was 3 years old and has been watching Gay Porn when he was 5 years old, At School, he was bullied alot being called Gay and was planning to jump off the Ambassador Bridge until he discovered Youtube, Speakonia and Microsoft Paint to make Propoganda Greeny Phatom Videos. He jerks off the Baby Show like Barney and Friends and his friends are Gay old fart pedophiles who likes to fuck him all day and turn them into Sex Slaves, During his spare time, He visits parks like Cedar Point and Canada's Wonderland who he was later banned for fucking people in the bathrooms, It's quite surprising he has not have gone to jail yet. He has a huge obsession with ants and tries to collect every single and he finds, His basement is a city populated with ants. He is also obsessed with causing the 2nd September 11, Attacks.

His Life About missing Pics

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  The Creator of Greeny Phatom having an orgy with all of his butt buddies.
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  What the Creator of Greeny Phatom Claims to be.
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  His Idol.
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  His Dream

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Destroy New World Trade Center Project

In February 16, 2015 The Creator of Greeny Phatom made a Deal with us that he will cancel Greeny Phatom and will be continuing making us Gree City episodes as long as we make a plan to Bomb the new world Trade center at the Exact time September 11, 2021 8:46 EST. One thing for sure is if he were to break that Promise and create more Greeny Phatom Episodes, We will make a plan to Bomb his House September 11, 2021 8:46 EST, So continue making more Gree City Episodes.

See Also

• Boku no Pico - A Childrens TV Show that is actually good.
• Goanimate - Greeny Phatom's butt buddy
• Autism
• Roblox - A shitty Autistic children's game.

External Links

• Their Official Wiki
• Greeny Phatom Creators Official Youtube Page
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