Mariah Anderson

A face only a mother could love... and overly ass enraged Tumbltards looking for the next big/ugly thing to grasp at straws over in order to try and feel overly self-important and meaningful in their otherwise pointless little lives. Mariah Anderson is a genetic abomination which God would have rightly exterminated in the womb if it hadn't been for meddling medical professions intent on creating living abortions for the sake of study and God hating amusement.

If you don't find this hideous product of a nigger infested family stump to be the very pinnacle of gorgeous beauty and cuddly cuteness then there obviously must be something wrong with you as you're not able to see the "true beauty" that lies beneath the horribly disfigured facial features. This of course makes you a horrible person and you should feel absolutely ashamed for not going against your natural genetic predisposition to find beauty in that which isn't horribly deformed by faulty genetics.

Mommy Dearest

Isn't she cute?! ಠ_ಠ

The mother of this horrible human monster is one Kyra Pringle who passed on the last name of the dead beat dad, that took one look at his little gene swamp and bailed, simply out of spiteful vengeance for leaving her forever alone with a living case of post traumatic stress disorder.

Like all parents of horribly deformed children Kyra decidedly set out to find the silver lining to her little black raincloud of retching, repugnant retardation. As such she set out to troll the Internets with pictures of her little bundle of abomination along with Jew gold fundraiser accounts in the hopes of getting rich quick off her Franken-pringle monster. This endeavor however proved to be less than fruitful, primarily because she forgot to check her lack of privilege as a poor ghetto living nigger.

Realizing her grand plans were failing she suddenly remembered the teachings of Martin Luther Nigger-King and decided to try and play the "victim card". After scrounging and scrapping around for a few of the most benign, random and completely innocuous of troll posts she immediately set out to churn up a pity party and to shame the Internets for being so mean and uncaring! Oh noes!

This of course in turn triggered the Streisand Effect which immediately sky rocketed her claims to victim fame, largely by directly encouraging and creating the very problem she tried to pretend existed before the blow job of every major news media outlet online.

Media Whoring For Monies

OH NO! NOT THE TROLLS!

Remember not to show any fear or it'll strike like an angry wombat!

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See Also

• Adalia Rose
• Heidi Crowter
• Ugly

External Links

• Interwebs gold digging.
• Example of the horrific trolling she suffered.

Media Attention Whoring

• Huffington Post
• Daily Mail
• Faux News
• NY Daily News