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{{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=GUROchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Gurologo.png]] | {{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=GUROchan|imageboard_logo=[[File:Gurologo.png]]|date_founded=Unknown|major_boards=/f/, /g/, /s/|epic_win=owners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli"|homepage=<s>http://gurochan.net</s><s>http://gurochan.org</s> Now https://gurochan.ch and http://gurochanocizhuhg.onion/|right}} | ||
Do you have a hankering for doing the [[fapping|hanky-panky]] to a [[shota|little boy]] getting his dick cheese-grated onto a pizza? Do you dream about making a [[The_Human_Centipede|human centipede]], but aren't man enough to do it? Does the thought of eating a fetus, shitting it out, and eating it again make your mouth water with excitement? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, gurochan (tm) is for '''you!''' | Do you have a hankering for doing the [[fapping|hanky-panky]] to a [[shota|little boy]] getting his dick cheese-grated onto a pizza? Do you dream about making a [[The_Human_Centipede|human centipede]], but aren't man enough to do it? Does the thought of eating a fetus, shitting it out, and eating it again make your mouth water with excitement? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, gurochan (tm) is for '''you!''' | ||
Revision as of 15:13, 22 March 2015
| Foundation | Unknown |
| Major Boards | /f/, /g/, /s/ |
| Epic Wins | owners getting v& 20 times, making their own IB software where all the variables are "deadloli" |
| Website |
Do you have a hankering for doing the hanky-panky to a little boy getting his dick cheese-grated onto a pizza? Do you dream about making a human centipede, but aren't man enough to do it? Does the thought of eating a fetus, shitting it out, and eating it again make your mouth water with excitement? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, gurochan (tm) is for you!
The thing that just won't die
Gurochan has mysteriously disappeared twice in recorded history, for "unknown" reasons. Most believe it was because the first admins were serial killers and the second ones were pedos. However, just like any cockroach, it seems that no matter how many times you kill this site, it keeps coming back.
The current admins are enclaved and ryonaloli. Little is known about enclaved except that he lives off of his mom's disability check in a studio apartment in russia. Literally NOTHING is known about ryonaloli, except that he is so fucking paranoid he wears tinfoil around his dick so the NSA won't monitor his dicksignals.
On this site, expect to find boards literally DEDICATED to shit (/s/), bugs fucking amputees in the ass (/f/), and fat guys gang-raping a loli's eyesocket (/g/).
Oh, and one more thing...
..they have a /fur/ board.
Statistics
Gurochan is a spinoff of 4chan dedicated to Guro - or gross anime pictures featuring death and gore, as well as pictures of shit, and freaks. It's run by Chiisai, a 13-year-old boy, and a popular character in the slashfic writen by the lonely emokids who frequent the site.
It should be noted that gurochan does not allow furry art. That's right, Gurochan does not want any sick fucks mixing in with their normal, healthy Gurochan users who just want to come in and beat off to some good, wholesome animu murder porn.Yet,they hope to high hell lolicon stays legal, because if animated child pornography is treated like real child pornography, then animated explicit murder would be illegal, also.
Please note that war porn is not guro. Nor are pictures of traffic accidents or anything like that. Gore ≠ guro.
People also come to Gurochan in order to find pictures of shit being smeared on people's tits and cock in an impression of this being worthy of fapping or lulz. Amazingly, they still feel that furry art is more disgusting, so you won't be worried about finding furfags in the post where you are fapping over animated scat pr0n.
Gurochan is also the primary housing site for a phenomenon called Jissouseki, where millions of enlightened viewers can watch the sick fucks being smashed, cooked, raped, ripped apart, gutted, fumigated, poisoned, blown up, and all manner of other things that people go to Gurochan's /g/ board for. Given that desu trolls love to shit their green pussy juice over everything, the /s/ board is also perfect for their actions.
No. Their board made for housing non-human freaks of nature is not an appropriate place for jissou.
Now you can fap to 37,692 pictures of dismembered women and loli with a huge backup of all images ever posted on the site.
Gurochan turning on demographic?
A user was b& last Thursday for posting Dissected-chan. Turn out they only want Drawings and not photos on there. Makes per
People who fap to dismembered women
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