Broken/DeviantART/Featured Article/Archive

<Portal:deviantART/Featured Article

Newest to oldest articles

April 2015

Featured Article - Nikkineko333

nikkineko333 or real name Nicolle McKenzie, is a 16 year-old girl who lives in some part of deviantART's fat, disgusting body. When she isn't posting questionable art of herself or other TARTlets for attention, she's usually going around and seeking drama to insert herself into-- also for attention. She proclaims that she is a God and Messiah in deviantArt's dark times, even though she's a supar edgy "Satanist". She speaks in fish puns, reaction images, and butchered SMS littered with "kek"s and punctuated with "~"s--- because 'I7'5 M4H QU1RK!!1'.

As is fashionable for the typical edgy TARTlet teen, she claims to be a depressed, suicidal schizo, and thinks she's cool for knowing 4chan maymays. She is physically incapable of being serious unless it involves fishing for sympathy.

Nikki recently has shown other people that she doesn't care if her actions caused someone to kill themselves.

(( TH15 15 TRU FA990TRY~ ))

July 2014

Featured Article - Sythyx

Sythyx, better known as Faggot, is an intelligent weeaboo hambeast- turned-dyke because no one was willing to stick their dick anywhere near her disgusting pussy, causing her to become borderline suicidal. Like most weeaboos, Faggot presumably has multiple mental issues, as simply disagreeing with her will make her threaten to kill herself. Sadly, she has yet to actually do so.

She constantly likes to over-react, her favorite expression of course being "There's no excuse for what you've done," even used for everyone who was just saying something mean to her.

Because of her definite retardation, Faggot has been involved in a multitude of drama, usually because she's over-reacted about something again. Apparently she's tried to kill herself eight times already. That's a feat only a special kind of retard can achieve.

(( JUST CALL ME FAGGOT ))

February 2014

Featured Article - Mintchoco

mintchoco is a snotty, arrogant, and insanely whiny attention whore on deviantART who is unique in that she will block people for -- believe it or not -- saying nice things to her or watching her without faving her work immediately. According to mintbro, being her fan is a privilege, and if one is worthy enough of said privilege and wants to stay off of her blocklist, they must adhere to her strict and incredibly bizarre set of rules.

(( MINTCHOCO ))

January 2014

Featured Article - Lordelthibar

LordElthibar, (powerword: Michael Klein),On the outside, he may seem like any sort of Autistic Tarlet, only LordElthibar is a total fucknut manchild who is so stuck into his religion, that even God thinks he's nuts, he's you're typical Evangelist Christfag, he hates gays, People from other countries, abortions, Non-Christians, and everybody else who disagrees with him, all while masturbating to his Autistic Disney fanart and guns, he's also a proud Disney fanfic author, writing about the evil liberals taking his freedom away, all while he denies it to people who don't agree with him. He also talks like it's 1513, but don't let this fool you, this is proving how autistic he is.

(( LORDELTHIBAR ))

July 2013

Featured Article - Hate Art

Hate art is art drawn by devoted fans of certain people that are used to created drama. Most hate art usually consists of the victim's Mary Sue character or the person him/herself doing zany antics such as being raped, killed, maimed, beaten or just made fun of in any way possible. Hate art is at its funniest when it targets a popular DeviantART or e-lebrity, as you can expect many fantards BAWWWWWWING and flaming you out of desperation to leave their idol alone.

(( ART TROLLING ))

June 2013

Featured Article - HamletMachine

HamletMachine (Powerword Michelle Palumbo, born 1982) is a disgusting 31-year-old faghag and internet cult leader reigning from New York, 'MERICA. She is well known on the internet within the batshit insane yaoi communities on dA and y!gallery, as well as the gross fatass cunts over at /y/ for her ovary punching web-comic, Starfighter.

(( HAMLETMACHINE ))

April 2013

Featured Article - devianTART Stamps

devianTART Stamps are the userboxes of the devianTART world, an infectious form of vanity which manifests itself on the profile pages of far too many DA users. Stamps have always been very popular on devianTART as a way of showing your opinions, circlejerking and gaining e-points amongst 16 year old girls.

(( BECAUSE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS ))

April 2011

Featured Article - ChadSyphrett

If you need a good convincing example of what you don’t ever want to become, read this article. Surely, you would hate yourself if you were anything like Chad Syphrett.

Behold the epic lolcow that is  ChadSyphrett; a man so ridiculous and full of himself that he couldn't be anything but a troll. He lashes out at the first sign of resistance. Like a good lolcow, he never quits against the Internet, occasionally issuing death threats and telling people that he'll join the military just so he can learn to donate to people. Let us take you on a journey around the tubes following the exploits of the man they call The Living Meme.

(( THE LIVING MEME ))