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'''Anna Anthropy''' (born Anthony Testa) is an indie game developer, a fat ugly tranny, and lesbian with a fancy self chosen name which otherwise would justify a lawsuit against your parents. He/she/it failed so hard at being a man that he had to let go of "the Sceptre and the Crown jewels" to get a | '''Anna Anthropy''' (born Anthony Testa) is an indie game developer, a fat ugly tranny, and lesbian with a fancy self chosen name which otherwise would justify a lawsuit against your parents. He/she/it failed so hard at being a man that he had to let go of "the Sceptre and the Crown jewels" to get a second chance as a woman, or at least as something that may pass as woman in the eyes of aliens who never have seen one. | ||
==Games== | |||
Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit. | |||
Most of the stuff she produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is: | |||
===Mighty Jill Off=== | ===Mighty Jill Off=== | ||
Platformer from the mid-80's, made in 2008. Features a BDSM-obsessed lesbian with a boot fetish. | |||
===Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars=== | ===Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars=== | ||
Flash | Flash game made to look like a Pac-Man clone, the protagonist is a lesbian bondage-spider thing. | ||
===Dys4ia=== | ===Dys4ia=== | ||
Mrs. | Mrs. Anthropy's life turned into a pixel catastrophe, mainly a tranny simulator for normal people who are unable to emulate that level of whining. | ||
==Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills== | |||
Despite constant <strike>clit-rubbing</strike> cock-sucking coverage from friends and ex-fuck buddies like Patricia Hernandez and [[Leigh Alexander]], Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. In September 2015, she was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Anna's "friend" Leigh decided to "help" by writing an article in [[OffWorld]] telling the world that Anna's poor as fuck, despite being "[[Wut|one of the foundational 'names' in her 'scene']]", and worried about paying the bills. Fear not, though: Anna Anthropy bounced back by using the experience to make yet another crappy text-based game, this time with a shit-tier Frogger ripoff and ear-raping electropop. | |||
{{quote|Now recovered, she's just released an autobiographical game called Ohmygod are you alright about her experience—of the injury, the hospital, and the additional challenges treatment poses for a low-income trans woman, as well as the sense of aloneness she experienced after the accident.|'''Leigh Alexander, who managed to stop drinking just long enough to bang out a crappy article'''}} | |||
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[[Category:People|Anthropy, Anna]] | [[Category:People|Anthropy, Anna]] | ||
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Anna Anthropy (born Anthony Testa) is an indie game developer, a fat ugly tranny, and lesbian with a fancy self chosen name which otherwise would justify a lawsuit against your parents. He/she/it failed so hard at being a man that he had to let go of "the Sceptre and the Crown jewels" to get a second chance as a woman, or at least as something that may pass as woman in the eyes of aliens who never have seen one.
Games
Anna Anthropy is an "indie game developer," which means that she's a lazy and untalented hack who uses Atari-era pixel art because she can't draw for shit, Twine and Scratch because she can't program for shit, and Patreon because she can't produce games for shit.
Most of the stuff she produces has a central theme. Try to guess what it is:
Mighty Jill Off
Platformer from the mid-80's, made in 2008. Features a BDSM-obsessed lesbian with a boot fetish.
Lesbian Spider Queens of Mars
Flash game made to look like a Pac-Man clone, the protagonist is a lesbian bondage-spider thing.
Dys4ia
Mrs. Anthropy's life turned into a pixel catastrophe, mainly a tranny simulator for normal people who are unable to emulate that level of whining.
Indie Games Don't Pay the Bills
Despite constant clit-rubbing cock-sucking coverage from friends and ex-fuck buddies like Patricia Hernandez and Leigh Alexander, Anna Anthropy barely makes any money off her five-minute lesbian pixel abortions. In September 2015, she was hit by a car. You may wonder how someone managed to hit something that large, but it's understandable that a driver would pass out in fright after seeing Shrek standing in the middle of the road wearing a black wig. Anna's "friend" Leigh decided to "help" by writing an article in OffWorld telling the world that Anna's poor as fuck, despite being "one of the foundational 'names' in her 'scene'", and worried about paying the bills. Fear not, though: Anna Anthropy bounced back by using the experience to make yet another crappy text-based game, this time with a shit-tier Frogger ripoff and ear-raping electropop.
—Leigh Alexander, who managed to stop drinking just long enough to bang out a crappy article | ||