Gamer Countries

Have you ever wondered, while swimming around in a cesspool of human garbage, if you could classify every living thing in it? Well we here at ED never fear a challenge (and because we have no real hobbies), so we are documenting the rampant problems in videogames that are caused by playing with people from other oountries on the interwebs. Surely, you had the urge to eradicate every single one of them by looking for the final solution and you came here to find the answer.

Well, unfortunately we can't help you with the second problem, but we can provide a realistic and 100% political incorrect guide to you, that will be more useful than any shitty SJW Kotaku article that was written by a bulldyke who hates videogames.

Ethnics in Gaming: The enrichment experience

Germany

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Usually work in teams because of insecurity issues German efficiency, because they treat games like work	^^ :D XD :P (They cannot express their emotions otherwise) Deeply repressed anger issues Brainwashed to hate their ancestors, themselves and the world No sense of humor outside of ethnic cleansing	Submissive beta male douchebags with backstabbing tendencies (watch out especially for the emote spammers), that pretend to like you, but really don't

Great Britbongistan

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Speak English (atleast that's what it says on Wikipedia) They're very organized thanks to their predisposition to get in queues Very polite	Arrogant dickbags who will lord over you if they're winning Begin to break down once they lose Do not play well with other Europeans because of island monkey syndrome Usually have a token American	File:Smiling creature.png 6,5/10, would drink tea with

France

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	Will surrender easily	Refuse to speak English Pretend to have "pride" Will actively betray you if you do something wrong Cowards Will surrender easily	File:TinTin.jpg At least you can't smell their garlic and clam breath through your speakers.

Russia

Flag	Pros	Cons	Annoyance level
	None	No teamplay No logic No English, EVER CYKA all day everyday Tracksuits Arrogant, incompetent, underdeveloped xenophobic lowbrow losers that are in love with their sisters Dunning-kruger effect that later developes into an impostor syndrome Yell, sing and taunt over the microphone Alcohol abuse, and not the funny kind of	File:Rage5.jpg Avoid like the plague

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