User:KookersKielbasas/Sharon Meroni

Sharon Meroni

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High school aspirations gone wrong

Sharon’s final pr0n performance

'Sharon Meroni is the old, fat illegitimate half sister of Orly Taitz and an IRL troll who tries to make lulz with photoshopped images of people’s birth certificates, most notably our nigger president, Barack Obama.

Background

Meroni had great aspirations in high school, but ended up doing biker bukkake for lines of crystal meth, and she later migrated to shot on video shitbomb fetish pr0n where she used the stage name Liberty Chalice.

Lawsuits

Corrective surgery restored some of Meroni’s vision after an unfortunate anal overpressure during her last shoot, which drove her out of the pr0n industry. Studying Internet Law was a natural next step for her and her before the Second District Appellate Court have been flawless, including advanced E-lawyer techniques such as filing under her pr0n star name, Chalice Jackson.

Patriots Heart Network Media

Got a pack of mumbling morons lead by the likes of Kimberly Morin, or Greg W. Howard, or maybe Patrick Swift Read? Do they expect you to prove the obvious, while they are free to present the preposterous as fact? If the mainstream media aren’t covering the conspiracy properly you can get on Patriots Heart Network. Whiny country music that appeals to consanguinity enthusiasts interspersed with whiny consanguinity aficionados is just the coverage your important issue needs.

PROTIP:Cousins shouldn’t fuck. Oral is still OK

Dangerous Stalkers

Like any media superstar, Meroni is beset by dangerous stalkers. As a great media network operator the stalking is intense, occasionally spilling over into alleged real world confrontation.