'''Francis E. Dec, Esq.''', 29 Maple Avenue, Hempstead New York, was probably best known for his [[psychic|accurate predictions]] of the then coming (and now status quo) "[[Internet|Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God]]".
There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these '''Conspiracy Theories''', are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser.
A respectable lawyer, Dec was "[[Jack_Thompson|disbarred]]" by the corrupted legal system of [[New York]] on fabricated fraud charges in [[At least 100|1956]]. Framing innocent people is simply standard business practices for the deadly trick gangster government, but they would not get away with it on this man, he had stared into the eyesight [[tv|televisions]] of the lifelong sworn conspirators of the deadly [[puppet|sneak puppet]] [[gangster]] [[communist]] [[ipod|Frankenstein earphone]] [[radio]] [[slave]] [[government]], and immediately knew the [[truth]], and was ultimately [[murdered]] for spreading this truth.
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There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these Conspiracy Theories, are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser.
