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Emilyjo is a twenty-something college student who derives some unknown pleasure from making friends with 16 year old girls on the internets. Her most noted accomplishments are:

Attending the same high school as Martine
Almost getting internet sued by Martine
Internet dating SteveUberAlles
Being one of the three people who live in North Dakota
Being unable to update a blog or livejournal more than twice a year
Having a higher SAT score than the kids on the short bus
Caring about SAT scores
Bearing a physical likeness to an aborted panda fetus

Emilyjo is a silly fucktard goth with more fat in her ass than friends. SteveUberAlles may have naked pictures of her that may be laminated and hung in his shower. As she lives in an alley raping then robbing weak men, not much can be known about her life outside of the internets. However, it is known that she is pursuing a PhD in How to be a Pretentious Whore, which will enable her to make absolutely no money, but to feel like she's smarter than everyone else. In other words, nothing will change, but she will get to look at her ugly fat ass in the mirror for the rest of her life. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Her internet presence has been felt on Purple PJs and in Yahoo chat's Christian Teens room (before it was baleeted).

As a 16 year old girl, she was the proud author of one of the internet's only pieces of Ayn Rand fanfic. For more "objectivist humor", see here.

Thank god she hasn't done anything "creative" in at least 100 years. She currently spends her time taking graduate classes and teaching freshman composition in Bumfuck, Ohio. Pray to god you never have her as a teacher. Her hobbies include her ongoing vendetta against Martine, AIM chat, editing ED articles when the mood strikes her, bitching about SteveUberAlles with abstruse (another troll), and posting nekkid pix on Gaia Online.

Once upon a time, Emilyjo registered an account on ED, decided that she didn't want to get banned from Purple PJs for saying mean things about it, and registered the username Purplepjeater to make "covert" edits to articles about the site. She is now likely to edit articles under either alias, depending on what she last logged in as.

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+Emilyjo is a twenty-something college student who derives some unknown pleasure from making friends with [[16 year old girls]] on the [[internets]]. Her most noted accomplishments are:
+#Attending the same high school as [[Martine]]
+#Almost getting [[Internet lawsuit|internet sued]] by Martine
+#[[Internet relationship|Internet dating]] [[SteveUberAlles]]
+#Being one of the three people who live in North Dakota
+#Being unable to update a blog or livejournal more than twice a year
+#Having a higher SAT score than the kids on the short bus
+#Caring about SAT scores
+#Bearing a physical likeness to an aborted panda fetus
+Emilyjo is a silly fucktard [[goth]] with more [[Fat|fat in her ass]] than friends. [[SteveUberAlles]] may have naked pictures of her that may be laminated and hung in his shower. As she lives in an alley raping then robbing weak men, not much can be known about her life outside of the [[internets]]. However, it is known that she is pursuing a PhD in [[16 year old girl|How to be a Pretentious Whore]], which will enable her to make absolutely no money, but to feel like she's [[Retard|smarter than everyone else]]. In other words, nothing will change, but she will get to look at her ugly fat ass in the mirror for the rest of her life. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
+[[Image:Ketchup.JPG|thumb|right|More evidence of Emily's [[Emo|emoness]]]]
+Her internet presence has been felt on [[Purple PJs]] and in [[Yahoo]] chat's Christian Teens room (before it was [[Baleet|baleeted]]).
+As a [[16 year old girl]], she was the proud author of one of the internet's only pieces of [http://www.angelfire.com/nd/emilyh/creativity/comradelindsey.html Ayn Rand fanfic]. For more "objectivist humor", see [http://www.noblesoul.com/orc/critics/humor.html here].
+Thank god she hasn't done anything "creative" in [[at least 100 years]]. She currently spends her time taking graduate classes and teaching freshman composition in Bumfuck, Ohio. Pray to god you never have her as a teacher. Her hobbies include her ongoing vendetta against [[Martine]], AIM chat, editing [[ED]] articles when the mood strikes her, bitching about [[SteveUberAlles]] with [[abstruse]] (another troll), and posting nekkid pix on [[Gaia Online]].
+Once upon a time, Emilyjo registered an account on ED, decided that she didn't want to get [[banned]] from [[Purple PJs]] for saying mean things about it, and registered the username Purplepjeater to make "covert" edits to articles about the site. She is now likely to edit articles under either alias, depending on what she last logged in as.
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+[[Category:Trolls]]
+[[Category:People]]

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