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'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway'''is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him.
'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway''' is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him.
The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.
The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a '''nintendo virgin''' the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.




== Why is this in existence? ==
== Why is this in existence? ==
Well, simple.
 
Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of [[youtube]] just for rent. Instead of working for ''more'' money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy [[jew]] who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of [[xbox]] games.[[File:Mcjuggernuggetsgames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|alt text]]

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No work, just play!!!

McJuggerNuggets or "Jesse Ridgeway is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games hebought him. The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a nintendo virgin the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.


Why is this in existence?

Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of youtube just for rent. Instead of working for more money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy jew who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of xbox games.

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