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'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway''' is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him.
'''McJuggerNuggets''' or "'''Jesse Ridgeway''' is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a [[job]], and relies solely on the little [[jewgold]] he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games ''he''bought him.

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spoiled fuck
No work, just play!!!

McJuggerNuggets or "Jesse Ridgeway is a wannabe pewdiefag and spoiled shit living in New Jersey. He doesn't seem to comprehend the idea of a job, and relies solely on the little jewgold he gains from his YouTube, primarily videos made of him crying and freaking out to his dad destroying video games hebought him. The blondie doesn't accept reality of having to work in life, rather than being a nintendo virgin the rest of his life. His adame levine looking brother is a hypocritical wannabe of Jack Quire. The dad, although somewhat mentally insane, has some valid points to the destruction of his son's virgin castle of games. The 3 battle it out in a game of Magic: The Gathering.


Why is this in existence?

Well, simple. Jesse is a lazy asswipe that refuses to do anything that isn't game-related, like getting a job. Instead, he relies on the little pay of youtube just for rent. Instead of working for more money, he decides to only provide enough to still continue living in his parent's house, because he's a greedy jew who doesn't appreciate anything but his own fucking orgy of xbox games.

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The story of a spoiled bitch.

McJuggerNuggets has the tendency to not give a shit about his family's struggle to kick him out. He also is oblivious to the fact that maybe it isn't just about providing for the house, but rather, getting your own damn house. He also doesn't seem to understand the concept of property. If your dad buys you something, he is allowed to break it. Also, if you don't get a console you wanted, Don't complain about it and burn a christmas tree because you should be thankful for what you do have. Jesse is