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Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome (also known as TITS) is an increasingly common condition that occurs when some random guy is trolled so hard online that he becomes a tranny. The theory of "TITS" is based on the high correlation between high-profile lolcows and sex changes occurring after they had been massively trolled. The hypothesis states that, after being trolled into severe levels of butthurt (manifesting themselves in way such as: sperging out, death threats, quitting the internet, calling the police and cutting off all hair in a Britney Spears freak-out), and often after failed attempts to an hero, the lolcow realizes they can not escape the trolls even in death and decides that the only solution is to become another person altogether. A further correlation that is to be noted is that between trannies and being crazy in general. However, although people like JDR and Brianna Wu further cement the idea that trannies are batshit crazy, the TITS theory refutes the SJW claims that trannies are only crazy because the cis-patriarchy is mean to them, and instead flips the cause and effect, proving once and for all that being a tranny doesn't make you crazy, but rather, only crazy people become trannies in the first place.
Notorious Trannies on the Internets
- Chris Chan: Biggest lolcow in history. After years and years of trolling from literally everyone online, Chris decided he is now female. This is particularly telling because trolls have been able to transform Chris into a dick-girl from a formerly raging homophobe.
- Sceptre: One of ED's favorite lolcows for many years. After dropping off our radar for a few years, reemerged wearing a dress and claiming to be a woman.
- Alex Wuori:The kid that complained to FOX News about 4chan trolling him, resulting in the infamous HACKERS ON STEROIDS/INTERNET HATE MACHINE/Corruption of L.O.L/Exploding Van/Buy A Dog articles. After getting trolled even harder as a result, he is now a tranny.
- Chris Crocker: Originally just a faggot, but after getting worldwide attention, went tranny all the way.
- Jesse Slaughter: After pretty much trolling her to the point of sending her dad to join the internet lumberjack in heaven, Jessie realized that she done goofed and became a man. This shows that the TITS phenomenon is not limited only to MtF trannies.
- Adf-fuensalida/Ahuviya Harel: After being himself a chris-chan troll out of hatred for his own autism (see: Alog), Adf-fuensalida became such a massive lolcow himself that, when he changed into "Ahuviya Harel", we had to make a whole new page from his "new identity" because the article would be too long.
Conclusion: Notice that only the most famous and thoroughly trolled individuals online become trannies.
See Also
Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome is part of a series on Visit the Faggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome is part of a series on Visit the Trolls Portal for complete coverage. |