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On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], fueled by schizophrenia, he took the | On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a [[mass shooting]], fueled by schizophrenia, he took the [[High Score]] from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Martel some random oldfag] who went on a rampage 4 years earlier. | ||
== Christian Weston Dornier == | == Christian Weston Dornier == | ||
[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]]. | [[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]]. | ||
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| Nationality: | Snail-muncher 
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| High Score | Killed 14, injured 8 |
| Top 50 | No, 5th Notable Loser |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | V& for batshit insanity |
On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a mass shooting, fueled by schizophrenia, he took the High Score from some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.
Christian Weston Dornier
Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could fap to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the Army, where he polished baguettes for 12 months before leaving.