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== Biography == | == Biography == | ||
[[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]]. [[Some argue|It is said]] that his [[Gay rape|time]] in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his [[schizophrenia]], but this could all just be explained by him being an [[You|autistic loner]] who couldn't handle a little [[ | [[TL;DR|Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier]] was born on 1958 after being shat out by his [[mother]] after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, [[Dead|Corinne]] and [[Who?|Serge]]. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could [[fap]] to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the [[Army]], where he polished [[Cocks|baguettes]] for 12 months before [[Flouncing|leaving]]. [[Some argue|It is said]] that his [[Gay rape|time]] in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his [[schizophrenia]], but this could all just be explained by him being an [[You|autistic loner]] who couldn't handle a little [[Cock|civil]] [[In the ass|service]]. | ||
A year and a half before Chris went | A year and a half before Chris went [[Batshit insane|Full Batshit]], his dad retired and decided to hand it over to him, who took a [[SNCA|month-long agricultural course]]. He dropped out after [[Fail|'''ONE''' FUCKING WEEK]], coming home apparently [[Emo|feeling "broken"]]. | ||
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{{GradedScore|14|Pretty good for a shotgun user|12|'''[[PROTIP]]:''' [[Lrn2|LRN2]] AIM|18|Killed his family and played GTA IRL|10|Minor butthurt in France|16|Got away with it|70|C+|<s>#1 French player</s> Disregard that, [[Eric Borel]].}} | |||
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| Christian Dornier | |
| Nationality: | Snail-muncher 
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| High Score | Killed 14, injured 8 |
| Top 50 | No, 5th Notable Loser |
| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | V& for batshit insanity |
On July 12th, 1989, in some small village in the middle of fucking nowhere called Luxiol in France, some batshit insane farmer would embark on a mass shooting, and fueled by his schizophrenia, he took the High Score from some random oldfag who went on a rampage 4 years earlier.
Biography
Christian Louis Gérard Marie Dornier was born on 1958 after being shat out by his mother after a binging on cheap wine, as French people do. He also had two other siblings, Corinne and Serge. He was described as someone that liked to read and work in the forest, presumably so he could fap to the local wildlife. Later on in life, he joined the Army, where he polished baguettes for 12 months before leaving. It is said that his time in the Army might have affected him and accelerated his schizophrenia, but this could all just be explained by him being an autistic loner who couldn't handle a little civil service.
A year and a half before Chris went Full Batshit, his dad retired and decided to hand it over to him, who took a month-long agricultural course. He dropped out after ONE FUCKING WEEK, coming home apparently feeling "broken".
Loadout
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 14/20 Pretty good for a shotgun user |
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| Accuracy: | 12/20 PROTIP: LRN2 AIM |
| Style: | 18/20 Killed his family and played GTA IRL |
| Butthurt: | 10/20 Minor butthurt in France |
| Bonus: | 16/20 Got away with it |
Wanted Level:
S.W.A.T. Team