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[[File:Boxxy 18.jpg|thumb|[[Mfw|>mfw I saw Unichan.]]]] | [[File:Boxxy 18.jpg|thumb|[[Mfw|>mfw I saw Unichan.]]]] | ||
'''Unichan''' is a ''Kusaba X'' [[imageboard]] in the style of [[4chan]] and similarly afflicted with an overabundance of both [[tripfag|trip]] and [[namefag]]s. It only has one board, /b/, for [[Boxxy]]. Once dedicated solely to Boxxy the site has since found other girls to talk about. Probably the scariest place on the internet, Unichan is where virgins who have absolutely zero chances of getting an [[IRL]] girl go to act out their [[OTI]] obsessions over girls that they will never meet. | '''Unichan''' is a ''Kusaba X'' [[imageboard]] in the style of [[4chan]] and similarly afflicted with an overabundance of both [[tripfag|trip]] and [[namefag]]s. It only has one board, /b/, for [[Boxxy]]. Once dedicated solely to Boxxy the site has since found other girls to talk about. Probably the scariest place on the internet, Unichan is where virgins who have absolutely zero chances of getting an [[IRL]] girl go to act out their [[OTI]] obsessions over girls that they will never meet. | ||
This entire site is dedicated to destroying the privacy of girls, boxxy being one of them. If you are a young girl who comes across a Unichan member it is advised to call the police or otherwise [[GTFO|get the fuck out]] of there because you will most assuredly be [[YGGR|raped]]. | It should be noted that members of Unichan [[Creepy|actually showed up at Boxxy's house]] while she was still in hiding. This entire site is dedicated to destroying the privacy of girls, boxxy being one of them. If you are a young girl who comes across a Unichan member it is advised to call the police or otherwise [[GTFO|get the fuck out]] of there because you will most assuredly be [[YGGR|raped]]. | ||
== Trolling Unichan == | == Trolling Unichan == | ||
[[File:L.jpg|thumb|Because any man with a [[rape]] face like this can't be dangerous, [[Wrong|right?]]]] | [[File:L.jpg|thumb|Because any man with a [[rape]] face like this can't be dangerous, [[Wrong|right?]]]] | ||
Unichan is the easiest place on the internet to | Unichan is the easiest place on the internet to troll ever, since the mods are always asleep. It is a chan whose main board /b/, does not stand for [[I'm so random|random]], but stands for [[failure|Boxxy]] instead. This place is full of [[Forever Alone|forever alone]] nerds who sit around all day talking about how perfect their Queen is. Boxxy has actually posted there a couple of times and mentions Unichan throughout her video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrYDwLjbtE "Things are about to get intense"]. Since in Boxxy's aforementioned latest video she says that she was going to hold off going to Uni until the hate dies down (Most newfags think [[Britfag|she meant University]], this is obviously wrong since in the [[Murka|USA]] you say you go to college, even if you go to an [[Unrealistic expectations|ivy league school]]), users of the chan are constantly in fear that Boxxy will read their threads and never post there again if there is nothing but undying admiration on the board. This has since occurred Catie now only posts on [[Catiewayne.com|her own chan]] due to the [[truth|hate]] she was reading on Uni. '''Uninites''', as they [[gay|affectionately]] call themselves, believe that Boxxy was an elaborate character that [[Powerword|Catherine Wayne]] created, and this explains why she is [[fat]] now. This brings mega [[lulz]] when the truth is laid out in front of them. | ||
{{quote|Whenever I need the opinion of virgin, Ritalin addled 12 year olds about the beauty of women, I come to Unichan.Yep, I'm sure to find it here..|A particularly masterful troll telling it how it is.}} | |||
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| | I keep hearing this term. I don't know where you [[Juggalos|clowns]] get the idea that people saying nice shit about Catie aren't being sincere. I totally ♥ Catie man, and words can barely express how much, no matter how often I say it. | ||
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}}|border=pink|background=white}}</center> | You guis think you're being somehow [[moar]] honest or morally superior because you say pessimistic shit, or point out obvious possibilities as if the rest of us haven't considered them. [[BAWWW|It's nothing but a bummer dude]]. It brings down the tone of this site, plays into the hands of trolls, and [[I am disappoint|nobody's impressed]]. You sure as shit don't have to be a naive idiot or insincere to say something nice about Catie. [[Fucking magnets|She's fucking magic]] dude, and I ain't even close to kidding when I do.|She's fuckin' magic dude | ||
|We are all in love with Boxxy here. [[GTFO|Some day she will realize what is best for her]].|Creepy as fuck | |||
|"boxxy" | |||
this is catie... -___- you dumbfuck >_>|[[LOL|They think that Boxxy is a character by the way]] | |||
|OH MY GOD CATE PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT US. WE LOVE YOU. WE CAN ALL BE TOGETHER, IT WILL WORK OUT I SWEAR JUST GIVE US A CHANCE PLEEEEEEAASE!!!!|[[Unrealistic expectations|anonymous suggesting that Boxxy gets with every member of unichan at the same time.]]] | |||
|Reiterating: | |||
Oh you mean like in earlier videos where she was just [[trying too hard]], and now that she is [[Too old|18]] and in school for performing arts she is like [[Yes|"Oh I'm so deep. that is just one of my many personalities I use to delight my fans"]]. | |||
Boxxy was her OL name, not some elaborate character she made up. [[FACT|Catie was just some 15 year old girl trying too hard]]. Now she is 18 and taking advantage of all you impressionable idiots. God you are so dumb.|Probably the only sensible person on the whole board}}|border=pink|background=white}}</center> | |||
== Related Articles == | == Related Articles == | ||
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*[[Forever Alone]] | *[[Forever Alone]] | ||
*[[Friend Zone]] | *[[Friend Zone]] | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[http:// | *[http://unichan3.org/b/ Unichan] | ||
*[http:// | *[http://unichan3.org/b/res/96679.html#97109 Boxxy's first post] | ||
*[http://unichan3.org/b/res/102161.html Boxxy thread] | |||
*[http://tinychat.com/boxxytruth Unichan Tinychat] | |||
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Revision as of 19:12, 3 February 2019
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FACT ALERT: Nobody cares about Unichan anymore! |
Unichan is a Kusaba X imageboard in the style of 4chan and similarly afflicted with an overabundance of both trip and namefags. It only has one board, /b/, for Boxxy. Once dedicated solely to Boxxy the site has since found other girls to talk about. Probably the scariest place on the internet, Unichan is where virgins who have absolutely zero chances of getting an IRL girl go to act out their OTI obsessions over girls that they will never meet.
It should be noted that members of Unichan actually showed up at Boxxy's house while she was still in hiding. This entire site is dedicated to destroying the privacy of girls, boxxy being one of them. If you are a young girl who comes across a Unichan member it is advised to call the police or otherwise get the fuck out of there because you will most assuredly be raped.
Trolling Unichan
Unichan is the easiest place on the internet to troll ever, since the mods are always asleep. It is a chan whose main board /b/, does not stand for random, but stands for Boxxy instead. This place is full of forever alone nerds who sit around all day talking about how perfect their Queen is. Boxxy has actually posted there a couple of times and mentions Unichan throughout her video "Things are about to get intense". Since in Boxxy's aforementioned latest video she says that she was going to hold off going to Uni until the hate dies down (Most newfags think she meant University, this is obviously wrong since in the USA you say you go to college, even if you go to an ivy league school), users of the chan are constantly in fear that Boxxy will read their threads and never post there again if there is nothing but undying admiration on the board. This has since occurred Catie now only posts on her own chan due to the hate she was reading on Uni. Uninites, as they affectionately call themselves, believe that Boxxy was an elaborate character that Catherine Wayne created, and this explains why she is fat now. This brings mega lulz when the truth is laid out in front of them.
—A particularly masterful troll telling it how it is. | ||
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