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| [[File:So_Impure_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|thumb|Part of the entourage of her horribly done emo [[furries]]. Her reason for this one? BECUZ HER "FRIENDS" ARE SO MEAN! X(]]
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| [[File:Critissomean.jpg|thumb|O_O]]
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| [[File:Halloween_Family_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|thumb|Can you say "[[Fandom|fandom rape]]"?]]
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| [[File:Goff.jpg|thumb|Says it all, really.]]
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| [[File:Jackandsally_lol_wut.jpg|thumb|Translation: "BAWWWWWWWW!"]]
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| '''JackAndSally4Ever''' is a [[Bipolar disorder|bipolar]], obsessive "[[Weeaboo|artist]]" on DeviantART who's claim to fame is shitty fanart of various [[Emo|Tim Burton]] movies, Tenchi Muyo, and the craptacular movie [[crap|Flushed Away]]. She is a fine example of someone who should have been [[abortion|aborted]]. She has a habit of taking other people's characters, obsessing over them to the point of [[Masturbation|fappage]], and making other people believe that those characters were [[theft|hers in the first place]], no matter how crappy they may be. | | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' |
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| She is also a [[furfag]] that draws long-faced, "[[shitty|Egyptian]]", dog-looking creatures. She also happens to be a friend of the [[attention whore|commonly known]] furry who uses colors and gradients so gross eye bleach is needed afterward, [[ShaloneSK]], as well as everyone's favorite psycho, [[Zeriara]], in which a passion for killing off pets "[[I accidentally X|accidentally]]" and lots of drawings of [[child pornography]] and [[rape]] has made them [[buttsecks|come together closer than ever]].
| | FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK 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PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT |
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| She has only recently turned 18, which means she is finally able to see all the porn she drew before. Which probably explains a whole lot.
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| She even tried to join Hentai-Foundry before she turned 18.
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| JAS doesn't know who started this article about her. It was started by someone she actually doesn't know personally, simply someone who just watched her art actually get worse over the years, as well as witnessed some of her emotionally shitty stunts. But, the site has been added on to by people who actually have had the sadness of having had to have talked to her, putting up with her unending psycho lies and [[Insane|crazy-as-all-hell]] fantasies until rightfully dumping her ass for people who actually know what they're talking about. The girl needs to be put away permanently like her mother. Better yet, like the rat she thinks she is, [[KILL IT WITH FIRE|EXTERMINATED]].
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| ==How The Shit Began==
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| JackAndSally4Ever started off adding to the HUMONGOUS, [[fugly|hideous]], Skellington "[[hillbilly|family]]" by making one of millions of [[crap|fan characters]] claiming to be the offspring of Jack Skellington and Sally the rag doll, from the movie [http://imdb.com/title/tt0107688/ The Nightmare Before Christmas]. Soon she met other DeviantART who had [[Emo|NMBC]] fan chars and made them in to a big, ridiculous, nasty family of fan based [[crap]]. The [[pathetic|sad]] [[fact]] is, she exhibits some artistic potential, if she'd quit with the [[Bizzare|weird shit]] and make up her [[Original Character|own style and characters.]]
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| Away from DeviantART, JackAndSally4Ever (called "Ashley" [[IRL|in the real world]]) drew her two favorite characters [[Necrophilia|getting it on]], because we all know skeletons have a [[penis]], [[no|right]]? Well, she claims he's [[Denial|not a skeleton]], but some retarded shit called a "[[Erection|Bone Demon]]", which gives Jack an excuse to have a usable penis and [[ass|anus]], and be able to fuck Sally and her other mass hoards of both male and female fan characters.
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| <!-- File:A_couple_of_camera_wh0rz_by_jackandsally4ever.jpg|A camwhore picture of her and her new snake, which she will eventually kill just like her old one. UPDATE: Only after a couple of months, this snake has died, too. STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY! MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR THE BITCH TO HAVE ANIMALS! -->
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| File:Antigaff.jpg|The infamous chicken-scratch. Oh noes, GAFF is quaking in their boots! Bonus points for the horrible scan.
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| File:Sallys_Pregnancy_Chart_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|Now that Jack Skellington has a penis, Sally can get "preggers"! Oh, boy!
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| File:Updates_on_Costume_by_JackAndSally4.jpg|The psycho porker herself. Better start sticking your fingers down your throat, JAS. You could stand to lose a ton or two.
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| ==DA Drama==
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| Like most DeviantARTs, she's allergic to [[truth|criticism]] and breaks out in badly-spelt [[The Internet is serious business|whining]] at the first sign of it. If you so much as tell her she made a slight mistake in [[shitty art|drawing one line]], she'll probably make a [[no life|whole journal]] dedicated to how mean you are. Which is just [[asking for it|encouraging trolls]], really. And people will respond, because she always has a few 12 or 13 year old TARTlet followers who [[lie|believe her every word]] right on the spot.
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| Speaking of which, J&S seems to be constantly at war with at least a few of her "followers" at a time - she and two other [[asspies|members]] of the Skellington fan-family ([http://lily-pily.deviantart.com/ Lily-pily] and [http://justawishfulthinker.deviantart.com/ Justawishfulthinker]) got into quite a bit of [[drama llama|drama]] last year resulting in all of them acting like [[emo]] [[bitches]] and all threatening to leave DeviantART for good. Of course, all of them have [[fan]]tards who begged and cried for them [[An hero|not to]]. So, of course, they all stay and [[Oral sex|"make up"]], only to get in to more internet arguments later in life. Both [http://lily-pily.deviantart.com/ Lily-pily] and [http://justawishfulthinker.deviantart.com/ Justawishfulthinker] now stay good and far away from her - they've both grown up from the creepy fandom, developing more "[[theft|original]]" work, while J&S has stayed the same, doing more and more or her pitiful, crappy, fanart of all shapes and sizes.
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| ==Her Fans==
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| No doubt one of her few [[otherkin|mindless fans]] will find this and try to get rid of it. One minute, they'll love her, but most of the saner ones eventually realize her crazy fucking behavior and how she uses people for their characters and sympathy, and eventually, they wise up.
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| Her small fan-base consists of [[loli]] pre-teen [[retarded]] wannabe [[goths]] who are just as bad, or worse, than she is at [[MS Paint|drawing]]. Yet, they praise her like she is some kind of goddess without really knowing about the monster that she really is as a person. Most of her fans also like to attempt to [[masturbate|emulate]] her craptastic "style", (which really is some of the same old crap blended together, a horrible mix of Tenchi Muyo and god knows what else) drawing the same damn [[fan art]] because they lack any creativity themselves. Take note of the formula: fanart=derivative, so fanart x fanart of fanart = [[Fail|FAIL]]. See also: [[Divide by zero]].
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| ==JackAndSally4Ever vs. GAFF==
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| JackAndSally4Ever hates [[God Awful Fan Fiction]]. Like, a lot. It's okay, a lot of us do. After all, they're a bunch of self-righteous retards who think [[fanfiction]] is [[serious business]] and haven't updated their main page in [[At least 100 years ago|almost 100 years]]. [[Irony|Unfortunately]], and as might be expected, that's not why she hates them. She hates them because they [[no life|made fun]] of her drawings. Waaaaaah! Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance!
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| In fact, she hates them so much, she drew a shitty picture of her [[animu]] self flipping them off with a [[meatspin|badly-drawn finger]] to show people that she doesn't care what others think, when in fact it's her way of telling everyone it's a huge deal to her. Oh, the [[butthurt|maturity]]. And so [[gay|rebellious]], too. It's not like every whiny artist draws themselves or some character giving the finger in a pathetic attempt to be "[[Hot Topic|edgy]]" and show somebody what for. [[Sarcasm|Oh, wait]]...
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| Now that [[GAFF]] is back, and a thread was started on her by pseudo-friend [http://wiltsgurl17.deviantart.com/ Wiltsgurl17 aka 'Squishy'] she's the first [[butthurt]] artist/writer since the last board to register an account over there [[basement dweller|specifically]] to tell them how they're [[Fucktard|JUST JEALOUS!!!111]] and that [[Denial|she doesn't care what they think]] - when in fact she takes everything personally, as she should, and desperately tries to cover it up with stupid drawings like the "flip-off retard" she did of herself.
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| ==how do i made critic?==
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| She also claims that nobody has the right to "critic" her art unless they draw with a mouse. [http://comments.deviantart.com/4/1465118/508825571] [[Lolwut]]? I DRAW WITH A MOUSE GUYZ! MY SCANNER DOESN'T WORK BOO HOO, MY DADDY WON'T LET ME HAVE IT BECUZ HE SAW MY PRONS!!
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| In short, she is a serious menace who blames other people for her problems and targets others, obsesses over them, using their characters - the art is horrible but what really makes her deserve this page is her stupid fucking behavior.
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| ==BATSHIT INSANE==
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| There is no help for this monster. She needs to take a bullet to her head, NOW. Not only does Ashers fail at life, but she fails when it comes to mental health, as well!
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| {{quote|"Dear Diary....mood: Appathetic"
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| i appologize if i've been snappy with anyone online lately....here i go again with the appologies, its kinda gettin old eh? its why i've earned a place in ED yes? :shrug:
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| i've had the worst week in a long while....due to a time frame in my crazy Bipolar shit called the Manic Phase. i was having minnie seizures, seeing things, hearing voices....its not fun. it was the first time it happened to me, but trust me, everythings fine. i'll go through stuff like this every once in a while...it just freaked the hell outta me and i got carried away at neigitivity...more so than usual lol.
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| i'm not looking for attention, i'm just informing those that had a pretty crappy time dealing with me moreso than usual. and its not all the manic phases fault, since i myself have to learn how to coop correctly without getting angry and over zealous with the anger.
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| everything should be back to normal, since the voices are gone and my heads not going 100 miles an hour anymore. i admit, voices are slightly fun to have around....just not the ones that talk when you're depressed or angry.
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| i wont get into those though ^^;
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| i'm still not in a really big uploading picture mood. its hard when i cant upload traditional stuff thats alot easier to deal with than computer stuff as most of you know already.|JackAndSally4Ever on her DA Journal|textSize=100%}}
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| Journal summary: [[BAW|BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]]. See also: [[Emo|emo song]]
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| ==A Conversation with JAS==
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| The following was submitted to GAFF.
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| {{quote|moonlightragdoll (8:49:26 PM): lol...my sister went to the hopsital for sticking nuts and raisins up her nose
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| moonlightragdoll (8:49:56 PM): i didn't know her that well though...she was abducted by her father and i've only seen her once
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| XX VanTastic (8:50:00 PM): Xd That shouldn't be funny, but it is.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:50:06 PM): yes it is
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| XX VanTastic (8:50:08 PM): Whoa, wait, what2?
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| moonlightragdoll (8:50:11 PM): aparently she was a monster XD
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| moonlightragdoll (8:50:18 PM): my mom told me she was abducted by her father
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| XX VanTastic (8:50:19 PM): No, no, she was abductd?
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| moonlightragdoll (8:50:29 PM): they move every month because he doesn't want to pay bills
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| moonlightragdoll (8:50:56 PM): i think its a partial lie to get attention...my mothers pretty bad at lieing. she lies about my birth...and thats pretty bad
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| moonlightragdoll (8:51:06 PM): my mom says i was breech birth, my dad says i was C section
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| moonlightragdoll (8:51:14 PM): i trust my dad so i think it was a Csection
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| XX VanTastic (8:51:27 PM): You can be a c section and a breech birth.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:51:34 PM): oh really? lol
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| moonlightragdoll (8:51:44 PM): well she does lie about taking care of me
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| moonlightragdoll (8:51:56 PM): she says she took care of me and not my dad, yet he tells me she ignored me
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| moonlightragdoll (8:52:05 PM): which i do believe because i remember being extremely close to my dad
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| XX VanTastic (8:52:19 PM): I dunno... care means different things to different people.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:52:20 PM): shes mentally incapable of taking care of babies
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| XX VanTastic (8:52:34 PM): She might mean keeping you in a house & physicaly well, while your dad means emotionally.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:52:34 PM): well, she ignored me....when i cried she couldn't handle it so she told my dad to deal with me
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| moonlightragdoll (8:52:49 PM): shes...pretty mentally unstable.
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| XX VanTastic (8:52:54 PM): Ahhh.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:53:07 PM): my dad was in the army so he was overseas alot when i lived with her in japan
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| moonlightragdoll (8:53:23 PM): i had a baby sitter because my mom was constantly trying to kill herself
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| moonlightragdoll (8:53:44 PM): i remember when i was five i came downstairs and found her in a pool of blood on the kitchen floor from slitting her wrists
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| XX VanTastic (8:53:50 PM): Oh, wow. I'm so sorry.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:53:52 PM): that still just....kills me
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| moonlightragdoll (8:53:57 PM): yea, its pretty tramatizing
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| moonlightragdoll (8:54:15 PM): in her bad times she would be hauled out of the house by the police
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| moonlightragdoll (8:54:21 PM): i remember seeing that from the top of the stairs
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| moonlightragdoll (8:54:34 PM): my dad divorced her to protect me
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| XX VanTastic (8:54:40 PM): Oooh.
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| moonlightragdoll (8:54:42 PM): so we're very close
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| moonlightragdoll (8:54:56 PM): i remember seeing her throw things like lamps at him
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| moonlightragdoll (8:55:11 PM): luckily i dont remember most of the things she did
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| moonlightragdoll (8:55:28 PM): and she loves attention, so she's constantly going to the hospital even now
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| moonlightragdoll (8:55:40 PM): she actually feels better at the hospital because people take care of her
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| moonlightragdoll (8:56:16 PM): its all because she refused to take her medication
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| moonlightragdoll (8:56:34 PM): my biggest fear is ending up like her ^^;|JackAndSally4Ever as moonlightragdoll|textSize=100%}}
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| Unfortunately for JAS, she's already as much of a suicidal, drama queen faggot as her mother. Thus, her biggest fear has been realized.
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| ==Love is in the Air?==
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| As of late September 2008, JackAndSally4Ever's droppings have more or less disappeared from the internet's kitchen pantry. Thank god, our [[slut|wife]] was starting to get nervous! However, baleetedrumor has it that she's met the Flushed Away [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/241036/Firefall_Bangenthump aficionado] of her dreams. He lives in [[Josef_Fritzl|Australia]], so it may be a few years before they get to meet up and YIFFYIFFYIFF, but we'll know, because the stars will fire down upon Earth in rebellion of such a disgusting and unnatural union. What a magical world we're living in.
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| ==Gallery of Utter Fucking Shit==
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| {{cg|Gallery of Utter Fucking Shit|JackAndSally4Ever|center|<gallery perrow="4">
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| <!-- File:1199296230_jabberwockychamber_doodles1.jpg|TUH DUH! The return of JAS smut. There's nothing more laughable than fandom smut from a mental teenager who wants to fuck rats. -->
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| <!-- File:1199296012_jabberwockychamber_doodles2.jpg|Visions of frog penises cloud JAS' mind when she doesn't take her medicine. -->
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| <!-- File:Thaaatss_Meeh_XD_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|Ashley's shit attempt at a self-portrait. That fat-ass only wishes she were thin, she didn't capture half of her ugliness. And only a psycho would make a background like that. THERE'S NOTHING MORE ANNOYING THAN A FAT-ASS CHICK WHO DRAWS HERSELF THIN. -->
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| File:Dirty_Harry_2_D_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|Apparently, 2D is crippled. And, it's really cold outside.
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| File:Seux_holly_by_jabberwockychamber.jpg|It's no surprise that J&S worships [[Zeriara]]. They're two of a kind.
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| File:Jack_and_sally_pokemorphs_by_jackandsally4ever.jpg|NBC + PokeMon = EPIC FAIL.
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| File:Old_jackxsally_wolves_by_jabberwockychamber.jpg|Make them go away! :(
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| File:Jacksalflushed_by_jabberwockychamber.jpg|Combining two horrible fandoms into one.
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| File:Mine_for_the_Taking_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|Her fag-tastic version of Lock from NBC, with her gay Vash rip-off fan character, Thomas.
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| File:Hewillneverbebrokenby_jabberwockychamber.png|There are so many things wrong with this picture, we can't even begin to list. Please J&S, stay away from drawing horses. Forever.
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| File:Sseddog_ytilitref_damara_by_jackandsally4ever.jpg|An example of her pregnancy fetish, on a excetionally horrible looking furry.
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| <!-- File:Jabberwockychamber_giggi.jpg|Rat sex. With clothes on, nonetheless. -->
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| <!-- File:Dead_Motionless_Life_by_Moonlight.jpg|Furry angst. Also, she can't spell carcass. (Or pallor.) -->
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| File:TheTasteofWar.jpg|Blood = OMG edgy!
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| File:Jacknsally_draws_penor.jpg|Ashers likes 'em mutilated and gangrenous
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| <!-- File:Jasskeleton.jpg|Scientific analysis of JaS's character creation. Based on [http://jackandsally4ever.deviantart.com/art/Teen-Batty-Juice-62335268 Batty Juice] -->
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| File:Shilohshandmedown.jpg|Her pregnant goatwoman.
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| File:Baskas_the_Varmer_Blod_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|A furry cock. Or a snake in a wig. Either way, it sucks.
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| <!-- File:PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|1,000 points to whoever can show us what is NOT wrong with this image. -->
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| File:Ohgod.PNG|Raping fandoms since the dawn of time.
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| File:Carmen_and_Damien_PG13_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|JAS delights in drawing softcore cartoon porn for minors ages 12 and up!
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| <!-- File:Dah_Big_Burton_Couch_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|No amount of therapy could prepare you for THIS. -->
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| File:Varmer_blod_b_tch_fest_by_jackandsally4ever.jpg|A furry cock-snake with a bra on - an all-time low.
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| <!-- File:Jas_buckywtfux.jpg|Some retarded green rabbit-weasel hybrid grabbing his balls and tripping on acid. Also a suitable hallucinogenic replacement for toads, apparently. -->
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| <!-- File:Good_Times_Squidcest_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|Wait, people watch this show? ''Wait'', people want to see the things from this show fuck? -->
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| <!-- File:Totally_How_I_Sleep_by_JackAndSally4Ever.jpg|So meta, so [[kawaii]]. The original caption for this masterwork explained that this is how she sleeps; masturbating and mumbling [[B|LOL random shit]], I guess. Good thing no one will ever share a bed with her! -->
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://jackandsally4ever.deviantart.com/ JackAndSally4Ever on DevianTART] baleeted
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| *[http://www.freewebs.com/jabberwockychamber/ Her Crappy Website] baleeted
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| *[http://www.freewebs.com/ninemonthsandcounting/ Her Crappy Webcomic] baleeted
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| *[http://www.cafepress.com/jasproductions Her empty "store"]
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| *[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jabberwockychamber/ Furry FurAffinity Account]
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| *[http://fanart.lionking.org/Artists/JabberwockyChamber/ JackAndSally4Ever on TLKFAA]
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| *[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/414830/ JackAndSally4Ever's Fanfiction]
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| *[http://www.fictionpress.com/~jackandsally4ever JackAndSally4Ever on Fictionpress]
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| *[http://www.myspace.com/jabberwockychamber JackAndSally4Ever on Myspace]
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| *[http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v175/sally_the_ragdoll/ JackAndSally4Ever on Photobucket]
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| {{dA}}
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| {{faggotry}}
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| {{furfaggotry}}
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| {{Retarded Edit Wars}}
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