David "Walky" Willis

David Matthew Willis, more infamously known as "Walky" is a pretentious SJW douchebag who does various family guy-tier soapboxing comics.

Widely hated by basically all Transformers collecting communities from being a TFwiki admin and the only forum that tolerates him ("Allspark Forums") still treats him like an annoying pet. /toy/ is especially known for hating him, and for good reason, he's a huge asshole.

He's also good friends with a well-known figure customizer known as Jin Saotome (his real name is john mallamas or something). Oddly enough, Jin is a /pol/-tier racist and mra maniac, but he's friends with SJW cuck Willy.

let this set the mood for what kind of person he is

Early Life

Dave Willis grew up in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and was raised by fundie parents. According to Willis, his childhood was an abusive hell on earth not unlike Mommie Dearest or A Child Called It. The horrible, unforgivable acts of abuse he had to contend with include: not being allowed to watch He-Man, having to attend church on Sunday, and having to listen to ideological views he didn't agree with.

Willis' utter contempt for his upbringing had a major influence on the person he would eventually become: a bitter, sheltered, spiteful loser with absolutely zero critical thinking abilities. Many of the pivotal, life-defining moments of Willis' life revolve around how much he hates his mommy and daddy and how angry he still is at them.

One of the major reasons Willis is such a raging Transformers fanboy is that it was one of the few shows Walky was allowed to watch as a child, as his parents believed shows like Jem and He-Man promoted the occult and homosexuality.

Willis has also admitted that he didn't masturbate until he was in his twenties because he believed his grandmother was watching him from heaven and that he thought the rapture would happen in 2005. Because Walky hates his parents so much, every single parental figure in his comics is portrayed as a scowling, drooling, irredeemable, broken psychopath who only exists to torment the characters or spew strawman talking points.

Becoming an "internet pornlord"

David is infamously known for drawing a crapload of porn, including some of his obvious self-inserts and his admitted self insert, he even revealed he never touched himself until he was 19 and he almost threw up drawing porn. But who can blame him with art like this?

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Walky and Criticism

Knowing he is a SJW we could all expect him to be a feminist, which he is.

bad webcomics wiki shoots down his argument

When told he isn't funny, he quickly cries at them and goes on a banning spree when he realizes he cannot make an argument to save his life.

criticism

more response to critique

Walky the Scam Artist

Like many other SJWs, such as Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian, Walky is yet another member of the "men are harrasing me, donate to my patreon!11" crowd. He and his friends ripped a bunch of people off through a Kickstarter. It was a figure line called BMOG (which was basically a ripoff of a Japanese line called "Mugenbine"). Here's an (archived) /toy/ thread that mentions it. [[1]]

From the thread:

"They got the money but took off instead. They did a few of the toys. A handful. Then forgot about the rest. Lots of people did not see any of their toys or got their money back. Walky's defenders whitewashed the whole thing and mentioning this on the allspark will get you banned instantly."

External

Protip: he is easily trolled, you can get many lulz from simply giving him constructive criticism

http://itswalky.tumblr.com/

 https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis

• Bad Webcomics Wiki review of his shit comic