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IHEOfficial (Almost always referred to as 'IHE') is an unfunny, boring Britfag who produces time-wasting videos ranting about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. While not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the internets, claiming the hate everything that has ever existed, does exist, and will exist, despite apparently liking cats, Lord of The Rings, drawing, and a multitude of different things any fuckwit in his 20's would enjoy. Weather IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is debatable.

Summary

IHE began his quest through the Tubes in late 2013 following a lash-out at PewDiePie's "rapid fans", which earned him a big deal of attention. As a result of these videos, IHE has developed a cesspool of teenage Moralfags and half-witted fanatics who will endlessly bicker for hours on end, debating weather the subject of the video is shit or not shit; resulting in extreme raeg for both parties. Profanities in IHE's earliest rants were completely censored for the safety of the young pre-teen audience that sperg-out over seeing the title of the video, even though these juvenile keyboard warriors are already using swear words anyway (as evidenced in their rage-filled manifestos left in the comments section).

Firstly, the title of almost every video on his channel is in ALL CAPS. A typical IHE video will begin with a black intertitle, yellow text, and a 'warning alarm' sound effect, followed by a template stating that the video is just his opinion. The background music in his videos are known to be some of the most generic "stock music" samples that have ever existed. He gets almost all of his music from this website. Half of the time IHE only points out a specific attribute to the topic he is ranting about, either that or he is shitting over Aqua Man and/or Kite-Man's face(s) throughout the majority of the video.

For example, in "I HATE FACEBOOK" he bitches on about the profile pictures of individual users on the site for 4 whole minutes and nothing else. It should be noted that profile pictures constitute little-to-nothing in regards to the entirety of a website.

And if you didn't think that was enough, he even has his own fucking Wiki: http://i-hate-everything.wikia.com/wiki/I_Hate_Everything_Wiki.

Series

I Hate Everything has created several series on his YouTube channel, all of which are infested with faggots:

I HATE

The primary series of the channel, and the one that IHE is most famous for. Videos in this series outline something that he hates in a lame, monologue 3-8 minute rant, typically accompanied by various Marvel/DC Comics characters, shitty stock music, and an endless cascade of justifications and over-exaggerations. It should also be noted that this series boasts the pinnacle of drama, flooded with angsty teenagers and mindless fanfags who will defend their internet idol until the day that they lose their virginity.

The Search For The Worst

An immoderate attempt to watch all of the shittiest movies ever made in hopes of finding "the worst of the worst". Almost all of the episodes in this series are based around films that are featured in IMDb's Bottom 100 List. IHE will often resort to recording his initial reaction while watching through the entire film and then uploading it to his channel in the "Trying to Watch" series, in hopes that anyone will care to see how time-wasting these videos are.

Trying To Watch

A series where IHE forces himself to watch through the movies that he reviews in "The Search For The Worst". Almost completely un-edited, and span anywhere between 10-35 fucking minutes.

Comment Comeback

The lulzy aftermath of thousands of butthurt fantards plunging their huge rage-boner through Google+ and into IHE's fanmail for him to react to one-by-one.

Dramatic Reading

IHE reads through some of the most God-awful DeviantART stories ever published. This series is proven to increase suicidal tendencies among viewers.

Top 5's

The Top 5 of something relating to mainstream media. Examples would include:

The 5 WORST Movies of 2014
The 5 WORST Fanbases of 2015
The Top 5 Halo Campaigns

Mini Rants

Basically an addition to the main "I HATE" series, but typically featuring three different topics mashed into a 5 minute clip. Almost all of these topics are completely insignificant to be worth consideration by anyone, not even /b/. Scraps such as:

Energy Drinks
Finger Licking
Shirtless Men

Q&A's

Some people actually have the time to ask this cockhead some questions, the majority of them consisting of:

	“	Do you ACTUALLY hate EVERYTHING?!?!	„

Specials

Miscellaneous bullshit that no-one cares about.

Things he hates

It is only a matter of time before an "I HATE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA" episode becomes evident.

IHE's most notable video

/b/

	“	Oh and if you are easily offended, I would recommend skipping this one, not because my opinion should come across as offensive, but more because it is hard to talk about 4chan without showing examples of all the horrors it hosts.	„
	—I Hate Everything - Reminding his fanbase how evil the internet is.

Trivia

"AmbushedOrange", IHE's younger brother displaying his autistic traits and worship of Sanic.

He denies his love for Aquaman and Kite-Man.
He was born in New Zealand of all places.
He lives in Wiltshire, United Kingdom.
He is too scared to make an "I Hate Religion" video, as proven in both of his Q&A videos, (episodes 4 & 5 respectively).
He portrays SammyClassicSonicFan as a profound scholar.
He loves the Lego Movie, despite apparently "hating everything"...
His xBox live account is "PinkishPrawn".
AmbushedOrange is his younger brother and only friend.

External Links

RNLGames His (former) gaming channel, which he removed all of the content from out of embarrassment after his fans discovered it.
JARMediaOfficial His ALT account.
IHateEverythingOfficial
IHE_OFFICIAL
http://iheofficial.deviantart.com/
IMDb (xela263)
Steam

	I Hate Everything is part of a series on YouTube.
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-{{ytuser|IHEOfficial}} (Almost always referred to as ''''IHE'''') is an unfunny, boring [[Britfag]] who produces time-wasting videos ranting about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. Whilst not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the internets, claiming the hate everything that has [[Life|ever existed, does exist, and will exist]], despite apparently liking [[Cat|cats]], [[Lord of The Rings]], drawing, and a multitude of different things any fuckwit in his 20's would enjoy. Weather IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is debatable.
+{{ytuser|IHEOfficial}} (Almost always referred to as ''''IHE'''') is an unfunny, boring [[Britfag]] who produces time-wasting videos ranting about anything prevalent in the youth of today, often returning to the most controversial videos several weeks later and creating a "Comment Comeback" to add further insult to injury. While not living up to his name, IHE is known for being one of the biggest hypocrites in the history of the internets, claiming the hate everything that has [[Life|ever existed, does exist, and will exist]], despite apparently liking [[Cat|cats]], [[Lord of The Rings]], drawing, and a multitude of different things any fuckwit in his 20's would enjoy. Weather IHE actually despises the subjects of his videos, is debatable.
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