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AlisonPrime is the female avatar of Steven Polk or maybe Joseph William Beatty Jr.. In the same way Jonathan McIntosh uses Anita as a puppet to gain money, so does Steven.

IT'S A MAN, BABY!

AlisonPrime is actually a man IRL.

Enjoy your cock! 8====D (_(__)

History

It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy.

	“	I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.	„
	—Steven

	“	To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.	„
	—Fucking told

After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything. Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on GamerGate and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history.

GamerGate and NotYourShield

Early on, Prime got involved with autism awareness movements GamerGate and NotYourShield, where he pretended to be a girl by finding pics of tits on DeviantArt, cropping them in Photoshop and then sharing them so that the lonely virgins who have never seen a real pair of tits would fap over them, and in exchange give him money and attention.

Burning down the house

Much like Chris-Chan, Prime also experienced the loss of all his earthly possession when the house was set ablaze, but instead of collecting Sonic, Prime collected Sonic and pics of cleavage.

The fund

Hearing the Polk house was set ablaze, Joseph William Beatty Jr. was quick to make a fundraising site, in order to take the money for himself. Joseph has no relation to the family, and of course he has a habit of creating fundraisers.

The lies

Her Twitter header
Where she stole it from
He's got the woman stealing part right
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External links

The scam explained in three easy links

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 AlisonPrime is the female avatar of '''Steven Polk''' or maybe '''Joseph William Beatty Jr.'''. In the same way [[Jonathan McIntosh]] uses Anita as a puppet to gain money, so does Steven.
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+==History==
+It all started way back in 2010, when Steven realized he was shit at life and video games, so he had to create a girl in order to cope with the fact that he was fat and unloved. And like all fat nerds he played World of Warcraft and because he did not have any real life friends to play with, he applied to join a guild called ROKK. Utilizing his Google Images Search knowledge and use images of dumb sluts from around the globe, as well as the name Alison, he was accepted. But the WoWtards could actually sense that Alison was like them, a fat unkempt loser guy virgin, so he got kicked out of the guild. Skip to the next release, WoW release that is as Steven only has released himself, and he thought that he would reapply to the same guild only this time coming clean about being guy.
+{{quote|I lost both my jobs, I recently lost my father, I had to move back home, so I created my "Alison" persona as a complete 100% escape from reality, and the lie kinda spiraled out of control. After I swapped servers I decided to start being myself, and Im apping as myself now.|Steven}}
+{{quote|To summarize my opinions, go fuck yourself you minger fuck. I'd rather raid with 20 people than carry you through another expansion.|Fucking told}}
+After crying about this, Steven decided to take his creation to MMO-Champion and bitch about everything.
+Then one day while browsing for lonely WoWtards to e-sex, he saw an article on [[GamerGate]] and decided to chime in, as he saw the money potential. And the rest is history.
 ==GamerGate and NotYourShield==
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