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| [[Image:Jesusishitlerlogo.jpg|thumb|Jesus is Hitler]]
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| '''Jesus IS Hitler''' was a [[Web 1.0]] website that engaged in a crusade to expose [[Jesus]] as the evil, anti-Semitic hero he was. It was taken down long ago but many mirrors are available for those seeking an objective analysis of biblical history.
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| The site effectively trolled both Christians and atheists, as proven by the "Nazimail" section.
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| ===[[Timecube|Irrefutable proof]]===
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| Jesus IS Hitler-affiliated archaeologists discovered various artifacts in Jerusalem showing that indeed, Jesus was Hitler. According to the report, sometime around [[World War II]], [[Jesus]] came back in time and wrote a song about his life. Along with the scroll, a dreidel with a [[swastika]]-like symbol was found. In the text, [[Jesus]] explains his [[h8|hatred]] of Jew and admits to being responsible for the [[Holocaust]]. JIH creators [[Kirk Johnson|Kirk Wilcox]] and [[Cocksucker|David Beisiegel]] used a carbon dating method on the dreidel, and in fact it is nearly [[Over nine thousand|2,000]] years old. It is currently kept at the Jesus and Hitler Museum in Auschwitz-Birkenau, Brzezinka Village, [[Poland]].
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| Other claims include that Jesus had the ability to [[time|time travel]] and that ''[[Mein Kampf]]'' was originally intended as a sequel to the [[Bible]].
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| The site also contains many pictures of [[Jesus]] caught red-handed during public acts of [[hate]], such as [[Palestine|suicide bombings]].
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| Other thing is, the [[scientology|Jewish bible]] itself tells that the [[Obama|Messiah]] will be the one who will create and make the Jews return [[Israel|home]], and what happened after Hitler? A Jewish country! Thus, even the Jews deeply know that Hitler was the Messiah.
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| ===Hate mail===
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| Usually, people stumbling upon the site were too [[retard]]ed to see the truth in the Jesus IS Hitler information archives and, infuriated, forwarded angry letters to the creators of Jesus IS Hitler expressing their opposition. Some of the best ones:
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| {{quote|Too bad Jesus was an [[Arab]] you dolt. You will one day, rot in hell and get [[Gangbang|gang-fucked]] by Heimlich himmler and Hitler. you're probably [[Canada|Canadian]] too.|Roy Rollins}}
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| Yes. Because Arabs are nothing like [[Hitler]], they LOVE Jews, [[amirite]]?
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| {{quote|FUCKHOLE DUMBFUCK FAGGOT ASS COCK SUCKER!
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| DUDE YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING FAGGOT! GOD SENT HIS OWN SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS AND HERE YOU ARE CALLING HIM HITLER! WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING DUMB FUCK ASS CUNT WAD ARE YOU?!?! YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN THE FIERY CHASM KNOWN AS HELL FOR THE REST OF ALL ETERNITY YOU STUPID DUMBFUCK!!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! THERE IS NO WAY JESUS COULD BE HITLER DUMBFUCK! ABOUT 2364518236519243517345 YEARS APART FAGGOT!!!! YOU SUCK NUTSACKS YOU FLAMING FAGGOT!!!|Micheal Fuhre'''r'''}}
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| {{quote|As an official [[Retard|hate mailer]], i don't know why i would waste my time sendng this, but u'r site was too stupid even to be funny. As an [[Gay nigger|Accomplished]] [[Atheist|athiest]] who has spent time [[Masturbation|finding Valid arguments]] to use on the poor believers in the so called" christ" and this must register somewhere up the top of "top ten stupid reasons to not believe in 'god' ".
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| However, if u removed the more obviously...... made up arguments, u might have a (barely scraping through) decent site...
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| Good luck with that one,
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| Me|Hodder household, what the fuck is an accomplished athiest?}}
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| {{quote|You are a loser! i dont know you or how many times your mother drobed you on your head as a chiled. But '''hitler is not hitler'''.
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| Hitler was an evil man that killed millions of Jews! i hope you rot in hell with hitler!|The Klaucks}}
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| ==Jesus according to a few Jews==
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| Jesus is magic. - [[Sarah Silverman]], the ultimate Jewess, a shortened term for "Jewish American Princess".
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| ==Gallery==
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| {{cg||jesushitlergallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Jesus hitler.jpg
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| </gallery>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[Black People Love Us!]]
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| *[[Jesus]]
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| *[[Adolf Hitler]]
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| *[[Jews]]
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| *[[Maddox]]
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| ==External links==
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| *[http://www.jesusishitler.net/ Jesus Is Hitler]
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| *[http://forums.myspace.com/t/1066703.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=1&SortOrder=0 MySpace encounters Jesus IS Hitler. 3 pages of pure lulz]
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| *[http://www.edifyingspectacle.org/archives/gullibility/absurd_inurbane_witless/an_embarrassment_to_athei.php Jesus IS Hitler on an atheist blog]
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