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''Keffals'''{{trans}} ([[Deadname|actual real name]] '''Lucas Roberts'''; [[tranny|tranny name]] '''Clara Sorrenti''') is a {{age|1994|03|25}}-year-old [[Canada|Gaynadian]] [[Communism|commie]], porn-sick [[tranny]] and a [[lie|pathological liar]] who spends all day screaming at thousands on his [[Twitch]] about how everyone he hates is a [[Nazi]]. Deluded to the point that he thinks that surgery has made him a woman, he has now reached such [[batshit]] levels of insanity that he thinks people want to see his [[DO NOT WANT|pathetic prosthetic pussy]] on porn sites. Lucas also takes Twitter [[Serious business|very seriously]]; he "ratios" (likebots) posts that support his agenda under the belief that [[Unrealistic expectations|"it will save trans lives"]].


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Lucas first gained infamy when he got [[Steven Bonnell II]] banned from Twitch. Despite Steven being pro-tranny, Lucas cherrypicked quotes and clips in order to make him look like a transphobe, and subsequently get him banned from Twitch. Believing that the big, bad evil companies are actually on his side, Lucas now picks fights with [[Everyone|anyone he can find]]; calling them Nazis and transphobes. On this supposed crusade to "rid the web of those evil transphobes", he labeled [[Null]], the [[fat]] [[neckbeard]] behind the [[Kiwi Farms]], as the supposed "king of transphobes". Unsurprisingly, this only resulted in Lucas earning a [[Kiwi Farms]] thread and the two fat thugs fighting each other over who could look more pathetic. Keffals succeeded in getting Kiwifarms dropped from it's host, but in the process burned an awful lot of bridges and exposed how manipulative and malicious he really was.  
In 2013, [[Rebecca Sugar]]{{jew}} abandoned ''[[Adventure Time]]'' to pander to the immense cesspit of [[Basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]] feminazis plaguing [[Tumblr]] with the anime ripoff that is '''''Steven Universe'''''.


''Steven Universe'' is a very [[anime]]-[[plagiarism|inspired]] cartoon, which shouldn't be acceptable for a Western kids show since '''all''' [[anime]] is invariably [[Hentai|pornographic]]. Like ''Adventure Time'', ''Steven Universe'' has no actual over-arcing storyline, only the illusion of one.


Cartoon Network realized that since they were airing ''[[GoAnimate!|Johnny Test]]'' and never-ending ''[[Teen Titans Go!]]'' reruns two-thirds of the day (The other one-third going to [[Adult Swim]]), they REALLY needed something new, ANYTHING new. Rebecca Sugar caught onto the fact that CN now had two brain cells to rub together and suggested a fantasy 2DEEP4U show that attempted to trick [[Otaku|otakus]] into thinking that Western cartoons are any match for anime.
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For all its attempts at being [[anime]] no-one ever brings up the obvious.  With all his training and running around the universe fighting evil, [[Fat|Steven]] has yet to lose a pound and remains a [[fat]] minded [[retard]] that obsesses about food.  In Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple, the main character Kenichi actually puts on muscle through the anime.  If this were the lazy work of Steven Universe, Kenichi would have remained a skinny [[bitch]] in every episode.  It's called character growth.  Quit trying to sell a world to fatties where fatties are capable of walking up more than 2 stairs without having to take a candy break.
 
 
<center>'''[[Steven Universe|(( OUR FANBASE TRIED TO MAKE AN ARTIST COMMIT AN HERO ))]]'''</center>

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Featured Article - Keffals

Keffals'⚧ (actual real name Lucas Roberts; tranny name Clara Sorrenti) is a 30-year-old Gaynadian commie, porn-sick tranny and a pathological liar who spends all day screaming at thousands on his Twitch about how everyone he hates is a Nazi. Deluded to the point that he thinks that surgery has made him a woman, he has now reached such batshit levels of insanity that he thinks people want to see his pathetic prosthetic pussy on porn sites. Lucas also takes Twitter very seriously; he "ratios" (likebots) posts that support his agenda under the belief that "it will save trans lives".

Lucas first gained infamy when he got Steven Bonnell II banned from Twitch. Despite Steven being pro-tranny, Lucas cherrypicked quotes and clips in order to make him look like a transphobe, and subsequently get him banned from Twitch. Believing that the big, bad evil companies are actually on his side, Lucas now picks fights with anyone he can find; calling them Nazis and transphobes. On this supposed crusade to "rid the web of those evil transphobes", he labeled Null, the fat neckbeard behind the Kiwi Farms, as the supposed "king of transphobes". Unsurprisingly, this only resulted in Lucas earning a Kiwi Farms thread and the two fat thugs fighting each other over who could look more pathetic. Keffals succeeded in getting Kiwifarms dropped from it's host, but in the process burned an awful lot of bridges and exposed how manipulative and malicious he really was.


(( OMG FAM, KIWIFARMS GOT DROPPED ))
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