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The '''TikTok''' a.k.a  '''DickTock''', '''ShitTok''', '''NigNog''' or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' was the experiment to create the most horridious, cancerous, and faggotry cesspool in extience. It was created by the Chinese company ByteDance in 2017, after it was merged with [[Musical.ly]] to create the most [[AIDS]]-riddled platform. After the merger the cesspool grow further and further and surged around pandemic.
'''TikTok''', '''ShitTok''', '''ChinkChonk''' or in [[China]] known as '''Douyin''' (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ''ByteDance'' in [[2017]] with leverage later from their [[Covid-19]], after merging their [[Pokemon]] with [[Musical.ly]] to create its final form — unleashing a short form video pandemic, infecting platforms [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Netflix]], and even [[music|Spotify]]...


The goal of TikTok is create [[virus|"challenges"]], that are basically people being their most retarded, so more people can jump in on the shit-hole for it to go viral and everyone in the entire world is infected. None of the stuff you will find here is original as humans are do dumbass to come up with original ideas.
''TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it.''
 
TL;DR, TikTok is a very similar but ever so slightly more awful version of the various diseases that have been plaguing {{strike|the World}} America and other soulless NPC countries like the [[UK]], the [[Netherlands]], [[France]] and [[India]]. It is most commonly used by [[teenagers]] and [[Loli|children]] who believe that snippets of their miserable lives are worth the whole universe knowing about.


==History==
==History==


In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After it's launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in [[China]] wanted to use that app, until [[Azn]] [[celebrities]] began using the app in the next year, [[Lie|but at least you know Douyin wasn't as cancerous as its international counterpart]]. As [[Musical.ly]] fucking died down that year, ByteDance purchased the app to merge with Flipagram into one app for $1 billion, Thus the most cancerous platform was then created. It was previously brought by [[Facebook]], [[noone|but who cares?]] 
In September [[2016]], ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, [[no one|literally no one]] in China wanted to use that app, until they paid [[azn|Asian]] celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile [[Musical.ly]] died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by [[Facebook]], but who cares?


As it was merged with Musical.ly, now you're going to see a thousand of [[Americunt]]s using the app lip-syncing and dancing every day, and skyrocketing to the top of the list of most downloaded apps. [[YouTube]], [[Facebook]], [[Snapchat]] [[dead|and others]] were among the rivals because of their success. They first started out by "[[unoriginal|copycatting]]" TikTok, [[shit no one cares about|not knowing anyone would want these stupid apps]], only because the companies who own these popular [[social media|social medias]] are, in fact, brainlets. 
As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, sonehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. [[YouTube]], [[Instagram]], [[Snapchat]] and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.


In [[2020]], [[COVID-19]] started spreading across the world, leading everyone into [[boredom]] and using TikTok apps because [[facts|none of the other social media apps were found entertaining]], until [[attention whores]], [[SJW]], [[Twitter]] fanbase, and more, started fucking everything up in general, while ByteDance keeps packing up their [[jewgolds]] under their belts.  
In [[2020]], China's classic [[COVID-19]] was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread [[boredom]] stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.


==How to use TikTok==
==How to use TikTok==


You may be asking, “How the fuck do I use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a phone or the [[interwebz]], and then you can see all the AIDS on your screen. If you want to create AIDS, follow these steps:
You may be asking, “How the fuck do I use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an endless AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create AIDS, follow these steps:
 
#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
#Put a shit sound in it
#Put a shit song, and text to speech
#Post it
#???
#???
#PROFIT!
#PROFIT!


If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge, and millions of people will be infected and get more [[self importance|views]].
If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.


You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be even less original, by just copying someone else's [[none|work]] and get attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by being saying your worthless opinion on something.
You can also create [[Two Girls One Finger|"duets"]] to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also [[Reaction face|"react"]] to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.


==Types of TikToks==
==Types of TikToks==


#Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
#Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any [[trying too hard|movements]] any more.
#Move your hands around and call it a [[Dance|dance]].
#Move your hands around and call it a [[dance]].
#[[POV|POVs]], aka [[unfunny]].
#[[POV]]s, aka [[unfunny]].
#Make an unfunny sketch.
#Make an unfunny sketch.
#Being an attention whore and pull a [[IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO|prank]] on someone.
#Being an attention whore and pull a [[prank]] on someone.
#Pretending to be something for [[worthless|attention]].
#Pretending to be something for [[worthless|attention]].
#Captions about your retarded opinions.
#Captions about your retarded opinions.
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#[[13 year old boys]]
#[[13 year old boys]]
#[[Whore|whores]]
#[[Whore|whores]]
#[[Bitch|bitches]]
#[[bitch]]es
#[[Douche|douches]]
#[[douche]]s
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[e-girls and e-boys]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[Girl gamer]]
#[[Weeb|weebs]]
#[[weeb]]s
#[[Furry|furries]]
#[[furries]]
#[[Attention whores|attention whores]]
#[[attention whores]]
#[[SJWs]]
#[[SJW]]s
#[[Faggot|faggots]]
#[[faggot]]s
#[[Retard|retards]]
#[[retard]]s
#[[Virgin|virgins]]
#[[virgin]]s
#[[Loser|losers]]
#[[you|losers]]


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Virus]]
*[[Snapchat]]
*[[Snapchat]]
*[[ADHD]] and [[ASD]]
*[[Vine]]  
*[[Vine]]  
*[[Twitter]]
*[[Twitter]]

Revision as of 21:12, 6 May 2023

Finally, this shitty app might get banned!!

TikTok, ShitTok, ChinkChonk or in China known as Douyin (程冲) is a successful experiment to create the most ungodly and contagious digital virus in history. It was crafted by the Chinese corporation ByteDance in 2017 with leverage later from their Covid-19, after merging their Pokemon with Musical.ly to create its final form — unleashing a short form video pandemic, infecting platforms YouTube, Instagram, Netflix, and even Spotify...

TL;DR: TikTok is a virus camouflaged as an app, created by the Chinese to gain world domination. And Covid-19 was created as a side for it.

History

In September 2016, ByteDance created an app called "A.me", which later became known as "Douyin". After its launch, literally no one in China wanted to use that app, until they paid Asian celebrities to use it a year after. Meanwhile Musical.ly died out, so ByteDance purchased that app for $1 billion and merged "Flipagram" into one app, thus TikTok was born. It was also previously owned by Facebook, but who cares?

As it was merged with Musical.ly, millions of users using the app would be lip-syncing, dancing, and creating low quality content 24/7, sonehow almost skyrocketing to the top of the list of social media apps. YouTube, Instagram, Snapchat and others among its rivals would later copy TikTok's short form video style as a feature to their own apps, in order to survive the era of short-form attention span.

In 2020, China's classic COVID-19 was spread across the world. This lead everyone into widespread boredom stuck within their homes, using TikTok because of that spike in popularity. ByteDance has became an even more rich and successful company, collecting shekels of ad revenue and selling user data among the Chinese government to this day.

How to use TikTok

You may be asking, “How the fuck do I use TikTok?” Well, it's quite simple. All you need is a smartphone or a web browser, then you can feast on an endless AIDS all you can eat. If you want to create AIDS, follow these steps:

  1. Film yourself being as retarded as possible.
  2. Put a shit song, and text to speech
  3. ???
  4. PROFIT!

If your TikTok is viral enough, you may start a TikTok challenge or trend, where millions of people will be sucked into a varient of the TikTok virus.

You can also create "duets" to be somehow even less original, just by copying someone else's "work" and for attention. You can also "react" to someone else by talking over a video unnecessarily, and gain more attention.

Types of TikToks

  1. Lipsyncing, nowadays you don't even have to do any movements any more.
  2. Move your hands around and call it a dance.
  3. POVs, aka unfunny.
  4. Make an unfunny sketch.
  5. Being an attention whore and pull a prank on someone.
  6. Pretending to be something for attention.
  7. Captions about your retarded opinions.
  8. Just post yourself staring at the screen, it will get millions of views.
  9. Cringeworthy reposts of videos so you can use the sound.
  10. Animated doodles of a character as a reenactment of a sound. Would only be a good idea if the voice sounded like the character you drew.
  11. Be naked, maybe in a bathtub for the simps.
  12. Dumb trends such as looting your own school.
Beastars degeneracy on tiktok

Types of TikTokers

These are the types of users you will find on TikTok.

  1. 12 year old girls
  2. 16 year old girls
  3. 13 year old boys
  4. whores
  5. bitches
  6. douches
  7. e-girls and e-boys
  8. Girl gamer
  9. weebs
  10. furries
  11. attention whores
  12. SJWs
  13. faggots
  14. retards
  15. virgins
  16. losers

See also

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