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'''''Rick and Morty''''' is [[Adult Swim]]'s barely disguised ripoff of ''[[American Dad]]''—which was itself a ripoff of ''[[Family Guy]]'', complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from [[The Simpsons]] and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty [[ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL|stole its main characters]] from "''[[Back to the Future]]''", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.


The show panders to a [[Fantard|fanbase]] of [[Retarded|mentally-challenged]] [[Tryhard|pseudo-intellectuals]] who actually believe that the show is [[Vagina|extremely deep]] and [[No|highly scientific]] in its depiction of convoluted [[sci-fi]] garbage and constant [[Scat|poop jokes]]. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of [[sick fucks]] who draw [[The Loud House|incest porn]] of the show's characters and then post it on [[DevianTART]].
'''Fishtank''', also called '''Fishtank Live''' was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) [[Sam Hyde]], er, "Jason [[jew|Goldstriker]]". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.


As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on [[Gravity Falls|Disney XD]], animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal [[deviantART]] doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many [[Perverted|sexual]], [[Fucked up|mutated]], [[Pain Series|gore-filled adventures]] that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.


The show stars a [[Angry Grandpa|batshit-insane, drunken grandpa]]; named '''Rick''', and his queer [[Shota|14-year-old grandson]]; '''Morty''' and the [[Cripples|retarded catastrophic abominations]] they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much [[Jew Gold|FGT]], so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific [[Fail|failure]].
{{center|<big>'''[[Fishtank|(( SEASON TWO OF FISHTANK IN WINTER 2023/24 ))]]'''</big>}}
 
There's currently 6 seasons of this shit; and counting.
 
{{center|<big>'''[[Rick and Morty|(( THE CREATOR JUST GOT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGES ))]]'''</big>}}

Revision as of 09:48, 19 July 2023


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Featured Article - Fishtank

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) Sam Hyde, er, "Jason Goldstriker". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.


(( SEASON TWO OF FISHTANK IN WINTER 2023/24 ))