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[[Image:Basementdweller.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Basement dweller (identity concealed to prevent [[ugly]]).]]
[[Image:Mew2King.jpg|thumb|A basement-dweller's reaction to the outside world.]]
[[Image:Mcfattybasementdweller.jpg|thumb|200px|A basement dweller in action.]]
[[Image:Robbie.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Another basement dweller]]
[[Image:Neckbeard porn.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Shocking developments]]
[[File:Riggy face.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Broadcasting live from mommy's basement.]]
A commonly-used­­­­­ phrase that describes the socially inept: [[Atheism|Atheists]], [[Love Shy|love shys]], [[loser|losers]], [[Fanboys]], [[cosplay | cosplayers]], [[nerd]]s, [[slashfic]] authors, [[gamers]], [[weeaboos]], [[libertarianism|libertarians]], [[anarchists]], [[Social Justice|SJWs]], [[tumblr|tumblr users]], [[furfags]], [[bronies|bronies]], [[btard|/b/tards]], [[Star Trek|trekkies,]] [[World of Warcraft | WoW players]], [[League of Legends]] players, [[Homestuck]] readers, [[EDiot|Ediots]], [[Wikipedia]] editors, [[TV Tropes|Tropers]], [[Something Awful|Goons]], [[You|you]], and most of all [[trolls]]. In other words, peo­­­ple who know that the light of day will expose them for [[You|the freaks they are]]; Thus,[[you|they]] go on ED or [[you|they]] dwell in their [[parents]]' basement, [[fap]]ping while being ever so [[Politically incorrect|POLITICALLY INCORRECT :coolface:]] on the internet and live off [[pocky]] and [[KFC]].


==Habitats==
FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT
 
Note, however, that while most basement-dwellers do indeed live in a [[basement]], this is not always the case. A basement-dweller needs only to live under the care of their parents long after he or she has the facu­­lties necessary to become a [[W|contributing member of society]]. This includes being a [[McDonalds|twenty-year-old unemployed]] [[college]] dropout whose mother pays your rent (however, some basement dwellers will go to college and get a degree, only to return to their parents' house and fap like there is no tomorrow [see "A Confederacy of Dunces"]). Some "basement dwellers" still live in their parent's normal house as they did when they grew up, particularly if the house doesn't have a basement as is often the case in [[Europe]] and Texas because texans don't believe in basements -- they are unholy. Others still live in their [[Chris-chan|parent's bedroom]].
 
Excluded from the title basement-dweller are people wh­o live with their parents for legitimate reasons. One must remember there i­­s a difference between [[Incest|"living <b>with</B> mommy"]], and [[Jew|"living <b>off</B> mommy"]]. Some examples of this include:
 
* [[Fap]]ping at home between semesters of college
* No point in moving out if your college is a block away.
* Living at home because of financial problems (guess McDonald's doesn't pay as much as they used to)
* Living at home to assist in the [[Lemonparty|care of one's own elderly parents]].
* [[Furry|A very small minority of people who have or had a very serious and prolonged illness]]
* Being a member of an Italian or Chinese family.
 
Typical basement-dwellers are needlessly burdensome on their parents and/or government. Most of their time is taken up [[masturbating]] to [[furry art|furry porn]] and [[online sex games]], going to [[con|nerdish conventions]], eating chees­­­­­­e doodles, and playing [[D&D]]. In addition, as [[completist]]s, they spend an inordinate amount of time on the [[Internets]], using [[IRC]], [[LiveJournal]], partaking in [[Bandwidth_envy]], and arguing vehemently over their particular branch of [[fandom]]. And yes, you will still be a basement-dweller, even after you've finished building yo­ur new [[shit nobody cares about|"v0.1 2X Overdrive dual-ballast dual-T8-tube 128W 6,500k daylight fluorescent light]]." If you are an [[engineer]] or geologist, [[Vietnam|dig secret tunnel networks]] (or just [[series of tubes|a pressurized capsule network to transport M:tG cards]]) while making secret entrances to find D&D bong sessions and [[plastic crap]].
 
'''How can I tell if an otherwise typical lolcow is a basement-dweller?'''
:There's a drop ceiling in the­­ir hideous webcam stills, and there's no way that said ceiling is in their "office," as they will claim.  Wood paneling is also a dead giveaway.
 
Don't be fooled by the presence of a microwave, as the suspect's mother's kitchen can be used to throw people off the scent, but concentrate on the distinctive pallor of the individual's complexion which reveals their subterranean habitat.
 
===A prime example of [[faggot|basement-dweller]]s and/or [[weeaboo]] [[cock|dick]]s:===
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{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|<center><youtube>k-uTnqYHZ-I</youtube></center>|<center><big>'''THE Basement Dweller'''</big><br><youtube>N6ikfeChS6E</youtube><br></center>|<center><big>'''Basement Dweller Contemplates Breasts'''</big><br><youtube>NqvR_qMToHo</youtube><br></center>|<center><big>'''Basement Dweller Explains Term from Basement Dwellers' Point-of-view'''</big><br><youtube>HxLtCc0CAE0</youtube><br></center>|<center><big>'''Basement Dweller Enjoying Magic the Gathering'''</big><br><youtube>oCagrNkBjTI</youtube><br></center>}}</center>
 
==Basement-Dwellers & [[Trolls]]==
 
 
[[File:Neet.jpg|center]]
 
 
No - not [[trolls|internet wankers]] like [[4Chan]], but the mythical creatures from Scandinavia. Symptoms include:
 
*Suffering from greasy skin and warts caused by a lack of washing and living off junk food brought dow­n by their moms every 30 minutes, because they are lite­rally unable to move from the front of their computers.
*Poor eyesight caused by the endless glare of the computer screens or because they are [[asians]].
*Rotting teeth caused by grinding them <i>[[fap|while thinking about sex]]</i>, or caused by their soda, sugar and refrigerated food diet.
*[http://www.triplestarnews.com/images/the_memo/bonedog/tech_soul/bad_technology.html Poor social life] brought on by virtually no IRL interaction (mom bringing you down cookies - and some more boxes of [[fap|tissues]] - doesn't count).
*A serious weight problem - they are either [[fat|grossly bloated]] or [[pro-ana|hideously skinny]]. The ones with [[neckbeard|neckbeards]] are funnier, particularly when coupled with moobs.
*A rotten, diseased workspace swarmed with a massive collection of day-old used dishes, empty soda cans, and [[plastic crap]], accumulated as a result of pure fucking laziness.
 
Of course the majority of basement-dwellers are actually [[trolls]], and vice-versa.
 
==[[weeaboo|Hikikomori]]==
 
[[weeaboo|引きっこもり. Japanese basement-dweller.]]  Only difference being most japanese live in apartments, which do not have a basement.  Even Japanese houses don't have basements, apparently prohibited by law. "Parasite single" is a term for those who live off their parents. The Britfag term "NEET" is also used.
 
{{squote|Hikikkomori ­­live a nocturnal life, in a deep depressive state, far from social responsibilities (sch­ool, work, family) and activities. Even sexuali­­ty is often virtually lived and connected to a sexy manga heroine.|Francesco Jodice|describing the subject of his [http://www.francescojodice.com/video/hikikomori_eng.mov film]}}
 
[[shit nobody cares about|Interestingly enough]], Hikikomori seem to feel that [[BAW|they've got it worse]] than their western counterp­arts. A Japanese basement-dweller will often explain that [[Japanese]] culture is so simultaneously repressive and demandin­g tha­t they've never properly adap­ted t­­o­ it, causing them to wet themselves if they venture out into the public[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gIx6hZweHc]. Unlike their western­ counterparts, it is estimated that more than ha­­­lf of all­ Hikikkomori abuse/ beat their parents, which makes them far more [[An Hero|cooler]] while remaining anti-social losers. Male Hikikkomori may also e­xplain that they feel they lack social role models because their fathers are entirely pussy-whipped. The large percentage of western basement-dwellers who have to import their [[Pocky]] and download their [[shota]] likely beg to differ. Hikikomori often go on [[2ch]], for which there is even a hikky board. It's against the rules on that board to tell the hikkys to go kill themselves. The cowardly hikkys who go on 2ch often whine and complain about their [[otaku|escapist culture]] being repressed, while [[hypocrite|establishing that they are no different from the other japs]] by blaming everything on the [[Koreans]]. Hikkys leech money off their parents to buy anime and manga paraphernalia so they can cum and drool all over it. You'd think that if they hated Japanese mainstream society so much they would band together in protest IRL (because no Jap can defy the urge to conform to a large group of people) or even use some of that money to buy a megaphone and shout out the window. (they wouldn't even have to leave their rooms) Instead, they go on 2ch and [[BAWWW]] about it like little babies.
 
''[[Rozen Maiden]]'' has a Hikikomori as a main character. Much like ''[[Shit|Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' before it, having a loser protagonist they could identify with meant that American [[Weeaboo|weeaboos]] latched onto the show like parasitic lamprey, only this time the "sexy manga heroines" and cartoon lust objects weren't [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|overstacked expressionless doll-like girls]], but [[Desu|ACTUAL DOLLS]].
 
[[Zombie#Max_Brooks|Max Brooks]]' ''[[Faggotry|World War Z]]'' features an hikikomori who becomes an famous [[Crap|hero]] after the [[Zombie Apocalypse]], eh slicing off zombie heads and not afraiding anyone with the help of an [[Lemon party|old]], blind, [[Marijuana#Cannabis|gardener]].  The idea that an hikikomori could ever do anything useful for anyone is the least believable element of [[Shit nobody cares about|the previous sentence]].
 
For a lighthearted and accurate look at the life of a Hikikkokomori, see the delightful shareware game, [[Yume Nikki]]. In it, a young girl overcomes her deepest fears and becomes [[an hero]] to Hikikkomori and [[Weeaboo]] all over the world. There's also the anime "Welcome to the NHK" which is mostly noteworthy because it doesn't involve power levels and robots for once, the protagonist is a lunatic and, most importantly, unlike [[you]] he wants to change his life and not remain an inept loser by doing something.
 
==Cellar-dweller==
 
A '''cellar-dweller''' is not to be confused with a '''basement-dweller'''. Although a person can be both, they might also be one but not the other. Some people are neither, but this article is not about them.
 
A cellar-dweller might claim to live on the main floor of a house in that they occasionally sleep there, eat there or fetch food from the main floor. The cellar-dweller might even ''own'' the house. However, cellar-dwellers remain in their cellar or basement most of the time because they have chosen to abandon the outside world for the inside world of fantasy tabletop battlegames, similar online or computer games, or some other extremely time-consuming hobby like counterfeiting, manufacturing drugs or [[Josef Fritzl|raping the shit out of your secret prisoner]].
 
Cellar-dwellers all over the world rejoiced in 1998 when death punk band [http://www.anotherstateofmind.net/antiworld%20home.htm Antiworld] wrote a song just for them, entitled 'Cellar Dweller.'
 
==Music==
 
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<center>The Basement Dwellers Anthem</center>
 
 
It is well known that #1 music for basement dwellers is by far [[Dimmu Borgir|black metal]], however they also listen to [[rock]], [[pop]], [[techno]], [[raver|rave]], [[rap]], [[boring|video game music]] and sometimes [[emo]].
 
*[[rock|Celldweller]]
*[[System of a Down]]
*[[Fall Out Boy]]
*[[Eminem]]
*[[ICP]]
*[[Linkin Park]]
*[[Limp Bizkit]]
*[[Guns 'N' Roses]]
*[[Metallica]]
*[[Slipknot]]
*[[Evanescence]]
*[[Kid Rock]]
*[[My Chemical Romance]]
*[[Fat Larry's Band‎]]
*[[Final Fantasy VII]] OST
*[[Rozen Maiden]] '''OST'''
 
==Gallery==
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{{cg|Gallery|basement|center|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Phelps-Basement-Room.jpg|Alternate basement setup
Image:Gamer.png|[[Typical]] [[gay|basement-dweller]] looking at [[porn]].
Image:Invasionscreambasement.jpg|A Dweller's worst fear: being discovered outside by the pod people!
Image:Basement de luxe 1.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Basement_dweller_OHGOD.jpg|Basement dweller AND a [[pedophile]]!
Image:Basement_dweller_trollcat.jpg|Some [[Caveatipse|basement dwellers]] are in their late thirties.
Image:Basement de luxe 2.jpg
Image:Move out graduate.jpg|Congratulations graduate! Now [[GTFO]]!
image:weeaboobase.jpg|A weeaboo [[loli|pedophile]] in his pathetic basement.
Image:Wall a la Taco Bell by FroogleDoop.jpg|Basement dwellers eat at [[Taco Bell]].
Image:WOLFALICIOUSBITCH.jpg|Wignedwolf, basement dwelling furry magickian.
Image:Tatas.jpg|[[IRL|Out]] of his habitat.
Image:Fatasgr.jpg|The side effects of not going out.
Image:NGADDICT3.jpg|Typical Russian zadrot.
Image:Basement de luxe 3.jpg
Image:Timecards.jpg|Sustenance of a basement dweller: ''[[EverQuest]]'' time cards.
File:Cuntdestroyers.png|Two fine specimens.
Image:Azn mans pasttime.jpg|How [[azn]] basement dwellers spend their time.
Image:We Need To Talk.jpg|Should you inadvertently discover such a setup in a friend's house, get them [[Psychologist|professional help]] immediately.
Image:Basement de luxe 4.jpg
File:NEET Leech.png
Image:1242088178691.jpg|This is what happens when they leave their basement.
Image:Typical Singaporean.jpg|Basement dweller on [[Facebook|Failbook]]
Image:Lifestyles-of-the-rich-and-famous.jpg|Note the dumpster furniture.
Image:Typical-Basement-Dweller.jpg.jpg|Your typical basement dweller, note the blank soulless look in its eyes.
File:Afinespecimen.png
File:Basement de luxe 5.jpg
File:Neckbeard Dick.jpg
File:Neckbeard Vs SWAT.jpg
</gallery>|0}}
 
==See Also==
* [[Alligator]]
* [[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]]
* [[furfag|Chickenhed61]]
* [[Chris-chan]]
* [[Collectoons]]
*[[Vonhelton]]
* [[Darkfalz]]
* [[Degen]]
* [[Demcad]]
*[[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]
*[[Erik "Tazman" Mokracek]]
* [[fakesagan]] - TheAmazingAtheist's other favorite fuckbuddy
* [[Fandom]]
* [[Faust & Kikyo Maaka]]
* [[GalladeXD]]
* [[ginger]]
* [[Glasses Teenager]]
* [[goodgirl_666]]
* [[Ground floor]]
* [[furfag|gsgbsgvcsrgr]]
* [[Gsnfag]]
* [[Halo]]
* [[HelenBaby]] - An Epic Failure even at basement dwelling
* [[Internet points]]
* [[retard|INfinity]]
* [[Jamie Baillie]]
* [[Jared Aycock]]
* [[John Skelton]]
* [[Josef Fritzl]]
* [[Joshua Goldberg]]
* [[Kimmo Alm]]
* [[King Of The Nerds]]
* [[LAN Party]]
* [[Love Shy]]
* [[MapleStory]]
* [[Matthew Nicholson]]
* [[Marjan Siklic]]
* [[Meta527II]]
* [[My Little Pony]]
* [[TheMysteriousMrEnter]]
* [[03bgood]]
* [[Pantaloons]]
* [[Raukue]]
* [[Runescape]]
* [[shortman]]
* [[Sick fuck]]
* [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* [[Sonmanic]]
* [[Spax3]]
* [[Spending too long on the internet]]
* [[Trey Eric Sesler]]
* [[Tom Galloway]]
* [[furfag|TuffNuts]]
* [[Fallout 3|Vault Dweller]]
* [[VenomFangX]] - The AmazingAtheist's favorite fuckbudd­y
* [[Yoshi-lord]]
* [[You]]
* [[World of Warcraft]]
* [[UltimateUKFFFan]]
* [[XOMizzEggManOx]]
* [[Zane1193]]
 
==External links==
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW Need some money to renovate your basement? Click here!]
* [http://shutinnetwork.com/ The Shut-In Network, where basement dwellers dwell]
{{life}}
 
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[[Category:Subcultures]]
[[Category:Satanism]]

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