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| {{infobox Chan|imageboard_name=English 2chan|imageboard_logo=[[Image:Dat.png]]|date_founded=Who cares|major_boards=[[Invasion|/i/]]|epic_win=None, epic fails: attempting to kill Tom Cruise and then getting V&|homepage=[http://futabachannel.org futabachannel.org](defunct)|right}}
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| <s>Update #3: Futabachannel is back, a few boards are up at the moment and it's being spammed to death on 4chan's /b/. Apparently, the new mascot is Big Boss.</s> [[HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS]]
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| '''Futabachannel.org''' was orchestrated by a faggot utilising the username of '''xghettohoodx''', a seemingly disturbed individual acting under the delusion that their ancestry is of [[Gook|asian]] origin. Said faggot spent day after sexless day customizing the [[kusaba]] script, eventually entitling the result "[[Cloverfield]]", in order to create a brand new [[fail]] [[chan]]. After he was done users from [[nexopia]].com and [[MySpace]] flooded the place in droves averaging 500 - 1,000 unique hits per day according to ''Something Awful'' forums. Once upon a time on the [[I|/i/]] board, some [[newfag]] serial-killer posted the blueprints to [[Scientology|Tom Cruise]]'s house in an attempt to [[Pwn|assassinate]] him. The recent influx of [[newfag]]s became overly excited to say the least and the board rapidly descended into chaos. Two days later the website was intercepted by the [[FBI]] who upgraded the front page with a kickass red color-scheme and informative welcome message. Newfags shat bricks and sobbed in fear that the [[Partyvan]] might come for them.
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| The website it self was terrible, the only thing good about the shithole was the name, which was ripped off 2chan.net, [[some argue]] that this is possibly why they recieved so many hits.
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| ==Gallery==
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| Image:Tom2.jpg|/b/'s response to the death of English 2chan
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| Image:Tom3.jpg|English Futaba Channel home page
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| Image:120215833077.png|New FBI front page
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| Image:Faggt43634.jpg|v&
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| Image:2chan english died.PNG|Oops, I accidentally the domain name LOL
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| <!>Image:Askdotcom likes dickgirls.png|We're sorry, would you like to look at some [[dickgirl]]s?<!>
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See also==
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| *[[2chan]]
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| *[[4chan]]
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| *[[789chan]]
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| ==External links==
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| [http://www.futabachannel.org Futabachannel.org] (Defunct)
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| {{Chans}}
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| [[Category:Chans]]
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Revision as of 07:25, 1 November 2018
