Fembusters

Who yah gonna call??

Fembusters (also known as Ghostbusters (2016)) is a remake of the 1984 classic, Ghostbusters, only with a shittier plot and 400% more FEMINISM!!!. The fact that it's an unnecessary remake is bad enough, but all they did was take the original Ghostbusters movie, turned the male characters into female characters, and called it a day. Seriously, that's all they did. Now if you think this is a stupid idea, well FUCK YOU: you're actually sexist, a misogynist, and you hate all women. Report yourself to the nearest feminist so she can enjoy your delicious male tears.

Dying intensifies

How we got here

Look at all that nostalgia! Such a winning formula for making millions of dollars!

Ghostbusters 3

For years after the release of Ghostbusters 2, the original Ghostbusters cast and crew were kicking around the idea of doing a third Ghostbusters film. It was stalled for years because of shitty writing, as well as Bill Murray raking in mad amounts of hipster money by working on Wes Anderson movies, and thus he didn't want to mess that shit up. Eventually, efforts to make Ghostbusters 3 finally reached a point where there was a script that everyone enjoyed, and things were ready to move forward. However studio heads freaked out when Harold Ramis' movie Year One turned out to be a bomb and thus didn't trust him to work on the sequel. Then Harold Ramis had to die, and that was basically the end of that.

Before Ramis died, however, the original Ghostbusters cast did get to work on a new Ghostbusters video game, which was actually pretty good. Fans thus treated it as Ghostbusters 3, meaning Sony Pictures (current owners of the Ghostbusters franchise) felt like they washed their hands in trying to make fans happy, and they therefore felt free to do whatever the fuck they wanted to with the next film.

Reboot time

Sony Pictures has never been interested in making a GOOD movie, just a movie that makes lost of money. And apparently someone within Sony Pictures thinks that "good movie" and "money making moving" are mutually exclusive. Worse: now while any idiot knows that nostalgia sells big time, Sony Pictures thought that all they had to do to get some of that sweet nostalgia money was take someone who made a movie that made a ton of cash, insert some 80's nostalgia into the film, and it should TOTALLY make billions of dollars. RADICAL! And that's exactly what happened with this Ghostbusters film.

In 2011, Paul Feig made a movie called Bridesmaids, starring Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, which apparently did fairly well in the box office. Since Bridesmaids also involved ghosts, demons, and the supernatural, AND it had a very strong 1980's retro theme to it, Paul Feig was clearly a perfect fit to write and direct the new Ghostbusters. Upon getting the job, Paul Feig used his high quality writing abilities to take the original 1984 Ghostbusters script, erase "written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis", and wrote in "written by Paul Feig". Oh, and he also took the main characters and replaced them with female versions of them. Take a look for yourself:

See? It's LITERALLY Female-Winston, Female-Ray, Female-Peter, and Female-Egon.

But hey, don't dare bring this up to Paul Feig himself, or he'll get angry on Twitter.

Once news got out about this, everyone started to complain about how having four female Ghostbusters ruins their childhood or whatever. But c'mon people, it's the current year! Hating on a movie just because it has women in it is SOOO Two-thousand-and-LATE! In fact, this is what you get for being so attached to a franchise who's entire objective is to bleed money from you.

In any case, the movie can't be as bad as you're making it sound. You're just over-reacting. It's STILL the Ghostbusters! And men or women, busting ghosts is ageless. Right?

Hospital visit

OK so, in August 2015, in order to promote the movie or something, the Fembusters visited the Tufts Medical Center in Boston, in complete costume. There were tons of photo-ops, including the one at the top of the page. Actully, let's take a look at that picture again:

OK I get that a children's hospital isn't always going to be happy sunshines and smiles, but they could've AT LEAST gotten a better picture that this. Anyways, it happened, and 4chan went on a field day with memes and shit.

Hospital Visit About missing Pics

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  Story about the visit
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  Drifting into the abyss...
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  HONK HONK!
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Where are we now

There are three things wrong with this statement

Movie trailer release

On March 3, 2016, the first official movie trailer for Fembusters was released. And guess what? It's total shit.

On the other hand, THIS math is perfectly correct.

Sony Pictures was SO hot on reusing older material for their movies, they even reused the trailer for Pixels:

Look at all these male tears!

Anyways, after the trailer was released, things happened the way you pretty much expected them to: the video was given more Downvotes than Upvotes (it's around 7 Downvotes to 3 Upvotes at this point), people continue to shit on the movie and the trailer, Sony Pictures begin to delete comments, and people within Sony are getting fired.

Or, ok, maybe not "fired", but, y'know... Sony Pictures Consumer Marketing Chief George Leon has "left his post".

Misc junk

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  An actual female Ghostbuster
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  Still can't stop copying other ideas, can you, Feig?
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  OH MY GOD It's the Scoleri Sisters!
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  She sure showed us!

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  Even SJWs think Fembusters is bullshit
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  A very adult review of the criticism levied against the trailer
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  Twitter #hashtags about the trailer

Ghostbusters Reboot: Production Trouble Rumors (Part 1)

Ghostbusters reboot: Story Leak and Damage Limitation (Part 2)

Probably a better Ghostbusters movie than Fembusters

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Less shitty recut of the trailer, in the same way urine technically is "less shitty" than shit itself

Simpsons predicted the Fembusters' hospital visit by 20 years

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