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| {{spoilers|there are no chicks with dicks, only men with tits}}
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| [[Image:chickswithdicks.jpg|thumb|Schoolgirls are always surprised to see their own mammoth horse cocks.]]
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| '''Dickgirl''' is a name lovingly given to women with penises (in contrast to [[cuntboy]]s, which are men with vaginas). If a dickgirl is thought to be a regular girl by an [[newfag|unsuspecting victim]], when it turns out to have a banana where their fish pocket ought to be, said dickgirl is known as a [[trap]].
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| == Futanari ==
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| '''Futanari''' (''futa'' for short) is [[hentai]] with dickgirls. Plots extend to random barely-legal schoolgirls obtaining gargantuan semen cannons through curses and other various [[magic]] bullshit. However, some futa girls also happen to have a vagina in addition to the ungodly cock, which is just enough to make a straight man masturbate to it and regret it for the rest of his life. Like all other sick porn loved by fags in denial, futanari can commonly be found on [[4chan]]'s /b/ and /d/ boards, along with [[7chan]]'s /d/, /di/, /elit/, and /fn/ boards.
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| === Books ===
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| [[Image:Shipwreck on Futa Island by Elena Maddens.jpg|right|135px]]
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| Bestselling Futa author [http://www.amazon.com/Elena-Maddens/e/B00NUXKXHE Elena Maddens]' book releases include:
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| * ''Taken by the Futa Tribe''
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| * ''Shipwreck on Futa Island''
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| * ''Welcome to the Futa Farm''
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| * ''The Futa Navy''
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| * ''Return to the Futa Tribe''
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| * ''The Futa Navy 2''
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| * ''Rooming with the Futas''
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| * ''Taken by the Futa Outlaws''
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| * ''Billionaire Futa Fling''
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| == Real-life Dickgirls ==
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| {{main|Trap}}
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| [[Image:Hot_chick_surprise.gif|thumb|SURPRISE, FAGGOT!]]
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| It's important to note that [[IRL]] dickgirls are not actually girls as the name suggests. Real-life dickgirls are actually men with [[breast implants]] and very real yet small penises. Experts suggest that the only reason hermaphrodites aren't called "Boobmen" is due to the desperate attempt by IRL dickgirl enthusiasts make it to sound [[not gay]]. Real-life dickgirls include:
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| * [[Barbara Schwarz]]
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| * [[Chyna]]
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| * [[Goddess Bunny]]
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| * [[Lady Gaga]]
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| * [[Line Trap]]
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| * [[Rebecca]]
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| * [[Trap-kun]]
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| * [[Caitlyn Jenner]]
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| * [[Your Mom]]
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| == Videos ==
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| === Explanation ===
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| [[Image:Heterosexual attraction to traps and homosexual attraction to manginas.jpg|right|185px]]
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| {{center|
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| {{frame|<youtube>p-A8GvUehq4</youtube><center>'''[[TL;DW]]: aesthetically pleasing female + aesthetically pleasing<br>penis {{=}} unique sexual cues and unique sexual experience.<br>Also: faggots don't like dickgirls; they like [[Mangina|vagina-men]].'''</center>}}
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| }}
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| == Galleries ==
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| {{cg|Best of both worlds|DickgirlPix|center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Dickgirl came.gif|[[I CAME]]
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| File:Dickgirls.gif
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| File:Hentai meatspin.gif|[[Meatspin|Meatspin Time!]]
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| File:Futa anatomy.jpg|Nerds believe that this is some weird-ass shit
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| File:Futa pool.jpg
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| </gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
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| File:Frankie futanari.jpg
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| File:Say Aaaah.jpeg
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| File:Dickgirljerkingoff.JPG
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| File:Silvia Aizetto loli dickgirl.jpg
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| File:WhatTheFuta.jpg
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| File:KMFS phun.jpg
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| File:Saints Row (busy).png
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| File:Blackineseshemale.JPG
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| File:MikuBIGPenis.jpg.jpg
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| File:Chicks_with_dicks_2.jpg
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| File:Omgadick.jpg
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| File:Macrosonic.jpg
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| File:Amy rose trap.jpg
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| File:LOLHAI.jpg
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| File:Futafuckmachine.jpg
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| File:Dickgirlacrobatics.jpg
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| File:Nursedick.jpg
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| File:Kitame.png
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| File:Futanarifleshlight.jpg
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| File:Dickgirlirl.jpg
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| File:Shemale nursing.jpg
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| File:But I'll take your virginity, Mom.jpg
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| File:Hello Kitty Herm by Doug Winger.jpg
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| File:Three-penised hermaphrodite.jpg
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| File:Azumanga Daioh twister.jpeg
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| File:Mia Isabella's big secret collection.jpg
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| File:Mario Princess futanari.jpeg
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| File:Clit dick.jpg|[[Not to be confused with]] clit dick; ladies, please cut off your clit dick if you afflicted with said aesthetic issue.
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| </gallery>
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| |more_images=[https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags%3Dfutanari 55,500 more images]
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| }}<br>
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| {{cg|Proof that all the [[ponyfags]] are [[sick fucks|dickgirl fans]]|DickLOL|center|<gallery>
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| File:walterratleymlpfuta.png|[[Tartlets]] love [[My Little Pony]] futa
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| File:Theshadling my-little-pony.jpg
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| File:Mlp_meatspin.gif
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 1.png
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 2.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 3.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 4.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 5.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 6.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 7.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 8.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 9.png
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| File:Hoof Beat (Muffins) 10.png
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| </gallery>
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| |more_images=[https://derpiboo.ru/tags/futa 13,800 more images]
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| }}
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Hentai]]
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| * [[Bridget]]
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| * [[Hir]]
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| * [[My Sister is a Dickgirl]]
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| * [[Pegging]]
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| * [[Shitting dick nipples]]
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| * [[Transvestite]]
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| * [[Trap]]
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| * [[User:Gray]]
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| == External Links ==
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| * [http://dwstudios.bloobunni.com/Pokemon_herm_world_part_one_ASH.htm Pokémon dickgirl fanfic]
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| * [[Wikipedia:Portal:Pornography/Featured picture/73|featured futanari image]] at [[Wikipedia]]'s Pornography Portal – this is yet another piece of evidence that [[Jimbo Wales]] is a [[sick fuck]]. Note: [[Commons:Wikimedia:File:Futanari.svg|Wikipedos vectored this pic]] (see [[Wikipedia porn]]).
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| {{Anime}}
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| {{Faggotry}}
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| {{Sex}}
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