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[http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ ''' | [http://www.neo-kosmos.com/ '''TestChamberStuck'''] is a tumblr-bait Homestuck rip-off co-created by a [[Steven Universe]] staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable. | ||
This webcomic's style is a rip-off of Steven Universe and Homestuck and owes its entire fanbase to them. A SU/HS fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style(If they like SU) and/or webcomic formatting(If they like HS) and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off. | |||
== Story == | == Story == | ||
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[[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]] | [[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-01.png|thumb|right|ow the cringe]][[File:NeoKosmos-OmegaCringe-02.png|thumb|right|OW THE FUCKING CRINGE!!!]] | ||
Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels, This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "'''HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM'''" but there is at least background stuff to talk about. | Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels(like Homestuck), This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "'''HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM'''" but there is at least background stuff to talk about. | ||
The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends she | The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was [[Steven Universe|destroyed by the cluster]]. The main character is a test subject named [[Tai|Tye]] who has 2 [[OL]] friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met(like Homestuck). | ||
The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility to | The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason. | ||
At this point the doors to all the test chambers open and Tye is free to to find a series of discoveries that break her heart until she finds Xavier. Shortly following is the appearance of <s>Jack Noir</s> Triss - one of the pirates. Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xavier tries to reason with him - but is killed. | |||
Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics. | Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics. | ||
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== Characters == | == Characters == | ||
[[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard. | [[ADHD|'''Tye''']] - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air). | ||
[[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years, rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible. | [[Assigned Male|'''Iris''']] - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years(like that 3-year trip the Homestuck kids took on that meteor), rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible. | ||
C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character. | C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ [[Script Kiddies|'''Z''']] - Tye's [[uke]] who took [[Computer Science III]] and as of now has no other character. | ||
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'''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly. | '''Dr. Zehra''' - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly. | ||
[[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' | [[QWERTY|'''Dr. Qurti''']] - Iris' scientist. | ||
'''Triss''' - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier. | '''Triss''' - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier(Kind of like Jack Noir from Homestuck). | ||
'''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien. | '''Scree''' - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien. | ||
[[schizophrenic|'''Seven''']] - | [[schizophrenic|'''Seven''']] - A test subject with magic dreams(Like Jade from Homestuck). | ||
[[Tits|'''9''']] - Seven's Doctor. | [[Tits|'''9''']] - Seven's Doctor. | ||
== See Also | ==other crap== | ||
* Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "Neo-KosmoStuck"? | |||
= See Also = | |||
* [[Steven Universe]] - The only reason this comic has followers. | * [[Steven Universe]] - The only reason this comic has followers. | ||
Revision as of 19:27, 10 May 2016
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TestChamberStuck is a tumblr-bait Homestuck rip-off co-created by a Steven Universe staffer, and looking from xir pastel hair-dye, something like this seemed inevitable.
This webcomic's style is a rip-off of Steven Universe and Homestuck and owes its entire fanbase to them. A SU/HS fan, dumb as they are, will invariably be blinded by Neo-kosmos' identical character art-style(If they like SU) and/or webcomic formatting(If they like HS) and enjoy the comic without consideration for anything else. But eventually they'll wise up to it and do one of two things. If they're a social justice wanker then they'll stick around, only for the pandering since there's nothing else. If not, they'll realize how void of substance the comic is and how I-want-to-die-cringeworthy the pandering is and fuck off.
Story
Because of the ludicrous count of filler panels(like Homestuck), This webcomic has only managed to deliver a plot with 550 panels. Right now it's just "HOLY SHIT IT WAS ALL A DREAM" but there is at least background stuff to talk about.
The comic takes place in the far future in an interstellar experimentation lab, after the Earth was destroyed by the cluster. The main character is a test subject named Tye who has 2 OL friends; Iris, and Z; whom she has never physically met(like Homestuck).
The story starts going somewhere when pirates invade the facility for some reason.
At this point the doors to all the test chambers open and Tye is free to to find a series of discoveries that break her heart until she finds Xavier. Shortly following is the appearance of Jack Noir Triss - one of the pirates. Tye hides before Triss can notice her and Xavier tries to reason with him - but is killed.
Remember reading that this webcomic was Tumblr-bait? Well gender has been made obsolete, and pronouns are honorifics.
Characters
Tye - The main character. Her hobbies include scribbling and fan-girling over Die-Hard(Kind of like how John from Homestuck fan-boys over Con-air).
Iris - Tye's senpai. The load-bearing source of trans-pandering. While the comic will let you forget that he's "trans", the fandom won't. ATM he's on an interstellar field trip and won't be back for anywhere between months and years(like that 3-year trip the Homestuck kids took on that meteor), rendering Tye's sexual fantasies unfeasible.
C̀́́̕ḩ̶͘͟e҉̛͢͠ę̢̕͢͡s͟͜e̶͏͠ Z - Tye's uke who took Computer Science III and as of now has no other character.
Dr. Xavier - One of the scientists assigned to Tye. He's supposed to be the uptight bossy one that never gets along with her. He's dead.
Dr. Zehra - Tye's other scientist. She's supposed to be the direct opposite of Xavier and get along with Tye perfectly.
Dr. Qurti - Iris' scientist.
Triss - The amputee pirate that kills Xavier(Kind of like Jack Noir from Homestuck).
Scree - Ant person that carves crop-circles into the ground. Because she's an alien.
Seven - A test subject with magic dreams(Like Jade from Homestuck).
9 - Seven's Doctor.
other crap
- Did you know that on April Fools Day, 2016; they upd8ed with something called "Neo-KosmoStuck"?
See Also
- Steven Universe - The only reason this comic has followers.
- Homestuck - Is to Neo-Kosmos what Megaman is to Mighty No. 9.
External Links
- The Webcomic
- The Tumblr
- The Reddit
- The Patreon - If you donate, you can view spoilers of the comic and then leak them all.
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