Inanimate Insanity

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Remember that really shitty cartoon with living objects who compete for a FUCKING ISLAND? Well, a Jew decided to have his own take on it. Inanimate Insanity. Unironically being ironically more fun to watch than the show it was based on.

Characters

• Apple - A stupid apple who uses words she doesn't know the meaning of that she heard. Got upset at Marshmallow for making her think Santa was fake until she apologized to Apple.
• Balloon - Whiny loser. Was a brat in the first season but became nicer in the second season, but nobody likes him anyway. He even made a point in season one that if you slack off the challenge on your team, you'd be eliminated, but since everybody hates smart people, people ignored him. Oddly enough, he got eliminated for this despite helping out Gus team.
• Bomb - A retarded, stuttering bomb who hates Balloon and blew up a fucking island after landing on it LIKE A FUCKING PROJECTILE!
• Bow - A "Valley Girl" with an ugly New York accent who loves chairs. Too bad she fucking died in the ending of season one, thanks to Marshmallow. Even has a higher pitched voice and the said accent is actually just a version of Shane Dawson's mimicking of Paris Hilton's New York accent. "NIGGA BITCH" "Monkey woman!"
• OJ - A normie who is inconsistent and ranges from rude, to short tempered, to nice. Surprisingly, lots of fans are divided on this piece of shit.
• MePhone4 - A ripoff of Chris McLean stupid iPhone4 parody talking object. Often tortures the contestants because it's for the Lulz.

Firing of Loren and Taylor

There was a controversy of a meetup where Loren ignored Bryan because he mistook him for someone else he was looking for because he was black. This raised Twitter controversy, and when Taylor defended him, only because he was his friend, not that he really cared for Loren, so both were fired. Ironically, Taylor doesn't hate blacks, so he was probably pretending to stay friends with him just to make him happy. In reality, fuck both Lord and Taylor. Taylor now weeps that he didn't mean to defend him, because in reality, he didn't really care for Loren, and cared more about blacks. Also this resulted in scenes being deleted for clarity. Sounds familiar?