Eminem

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	“	I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?	„
	—An actual Eminem quote

	“	My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.	„
	—Another actual Eminem quote, as well as proof that he is in fact a bastard.

Eminem has glasses.

Eminem or EMINƎM (Marshall Bruce Mathers III) is an American wigger widely known for his "rapping skillz" and as the first wigger famous for releasing an original track. Eminem's debut album was called "Infinite", and it was released in 1996. Eminem has sold over 9000 records ever since, and is more famous among 12 year old boys than many black rappers are, which is why he thinks he's the god of rap.

Eminem raps faster than you.

Admiral Eminem

Oh, he's also on Instagram and Twitter. He's a normalfag.

Mom's spaghetti copypasta

>Be in school
>Hot girl in front of me
>She drops her pencil
>She bends down to pick it up
>She's not wearing panties
>Turns around and looks at me
>"Like what you see"?
>Whole class goes "oooooooooh"
>Palms are sweaty
>Knees weak, arms are heavy
>Vomit on my sweater already
>Mom’s spaghetti

See also

• Rap
• Wigger
• Tupac

External links

• Eminem lyrics at azlyrics.com
• Good information for assburgers
• Some site

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