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| [[Image:Evan Gragg Autism.jpeg|thumb|right|200px|[[Ugly|Greased up deaf guy irl.]]]]
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| [[Image:Darth Vegeta.png|thumb|right|200px|The <i> original </i> work of a true autist.]]
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| [[Image:Evan Gragg at con.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Not even for the camera, pal.]]
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| A well-known fact of the internet is that [[brony|bronies never learn]]. As an asspie-riddled [[virgin]] with rage from the [[bullshit|Great State of]] [[Texas]], '''[[powerword|Evan Gragg]]''' doesn't understand one bit why all bronies are hated. In addition, he is also a Bible-thumping [[libertarian]] [[socialist]], who has no concept of how government works (which is typical of libertarians and socialists) and sticks to either his [[Christian]], [[Aspie]], or brony hugboxes when he meets people [[trolls|he doesn't like.]] He also churns out self-inserted [[Dragonball Z]] and [[My Little Pony]] [[Original Character|OCs]] like no tomorrow and cries whenever nobody likes them.
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| One of his OCs is Darth Vegeta Vorhees, a fusion between Vegeta, Darth Vader, and Jason Vorhees, a character he actually cosplays as. Darth Vegeta is like his own [[Sonichu]]. He also thinks it's a good idea to throw Nazi imagery in because he thinks it makes his "OC" look more [[edgy|villainous]].
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| ==*Smug Asspie Intensifies*==
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| Evan is an [[welfare|unemployed]], [[autistic]], [[virgin|virgin]], [[tinfoil hat|tinfoil hat-wearing]] [[cosplayer]] and [[internet tough guy]] who lives in [[Houston]]. Growing up, his parents sheltered him from the world while at the same time doing as most other parents of asspie virgins do and tell them how [[Special snowflake|Unique and special they are for having Aspergers]] compared with the normals. This probably fed Evan's ego, for it's quite evident in his incoherent rants about nearly everything that pisses him off. Top it all off, it also manifested into his personal self on the internet, which is also evident in his Mary Sue and self insert OCs he has created, whether it be Dragonball Z or My Little Pony, he seems to have no grasp of it.
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| He has a group of characters from all franchises united together called the "Super League", which is made up of The Juggernaut, Hulk, He-Man, Superman, Thor, Vegeta, Goku, Hercules, Piccolo, Thunderbolt Ross, and Tien Shinhan. As if a Super Hero collaboration hasn't been done before, especially ones from completely different backgrounds.
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| ==His love life==
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| [[IMAGE:Rejected by CWC.jpg|thumb|right|Even CWC is too good for you.]]
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| [[IMAGE:Evan The Genius.png|thumb|right|Menza, it's like Mensa for aspies.]]
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| While [[Chris Chan]] continues hopelessly on his love quest, Evan has realized how hopeless he is and has thrown in the towel in his quest for china, surpassing even the [[Chris Chan|King of Cringe]] himself in the sheer amount of rejections. Observe.
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| <div align="center"><youtube>P8ZE8iPTSI4</youtube></div>
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| ==Evan's Hugbox==
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| [[Image:Evans Hugbox 2.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Evan was bullied in school, his former classmates doing the Lord's work.]]
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| [[Image:Evan An Hero.jpg|thumb|right|200px|[[DO IT FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT!!]]]]
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| Because he is a pathetic specimen of the male form and a flaming [[Furfag|furfag]], [[truth|no girls will fuck him]]. A [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1422431904689382/?__mref=message_bubble| hugbox] was set up for him so he could have a safe place to hide when his autistic outbursts become too much for the outside world and so that he can cry about being a [[virgin]] unabated.
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| [[Image:Evan Hugbox 1.jpg|thumb|center|200px|A true friend would take one for the team.]]
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| Evan also revealed that his hurt feels could possibly lead to [[An Hero|An Hero]]. Unfortunately, we're probably not that lucky.
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| ==His political views==
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| He is a self-described Centrist and [[Socialist]] [[Libertarian]] who's been banned from [[Liberal]] and [[Conservative]] Facebook groups alike. He is also a [[tinfoil hat]]-wearing fan of [[Alex Jones]] and thus, pisses off every [[military|soldier]] he comes into contact with.
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| ==Internet Tough Guy==
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| Even though he was [[For great justice|bullied]], Evan doesn't understand irony. But the true violent nature of the autist is never too far under the surface. Bare in mind that Evan is also a brony and a furfag, which also means he's a [[Thin Skin|pussy]].
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| [[Image:Evan is a pussy.jpg|thumb|center|600px|How did that work out for ya?]]
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| ==Quotes==
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| <center>{{frame|{{morphquote|evangraggquotes|background-color:#fff;width:600px;height:150px;|font-weight:bold:
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| |This is disgusting & should be [[banned]].|[[User:SlashinatorX|SlashinatorX]], after trying to [[BLANKING IN PROGRESS|blank]] the [[kittens|pain series]].
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| |You are all a bunch of flaming idiots if you don't take this down.|[[User:SlashinatorX|Slashinatorx]], giving a piece of [[retard|his mind]].
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| |Girls would have sex on the couch with Chris-Chan watching Gilligan's Island rather than kiss me on the lips.|Evan Gragg
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| |This is Chris Weston Chan.|Evan Gragg|I'm not devoid of friends, they're just busy|Evan Gragg}}|border=#fff|background=#fff}}</center>
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| ==Gallery==
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| <div align="center"><gallery>
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| Image:Immune to Trolling.jpg|The mentality of a special snowflake.
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| Image:Evan Gragg.jpg|[[Dead|The resemblance is uncanny.]]
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| Image:Thesuperleague.jpg|[[Autism|The Super League of Autism Unites.]]
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| File:Antityphlikesshota.jpg|He likes Goku's [[itty bitty baby]] dick.
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| File:EvanRetardCosplay.jpg| [[Fail|Nice crooked wig there, buddy.]]
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| </gallery></div>
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| ==Things Evan Gragg hates==
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| *[[Anti-Bronies]]
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| *[[Cops]]
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| *[[Irony|Fucktards]]
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| *[[Government]]
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| *[[trolls]]
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| *[[Neocons]]
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| *[[grammar nazi|Proper use of ampersands and digits]]
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| *[[Jews|Rich people]]
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| *[[Military|Soldiers]]
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Autism]]
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| *[[Brony]]
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| *[[Chris-Chan]]
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| *[[Christianity]]
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| *[[Conspiracy]]
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| *[[Dragonball Z]]
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| *[[Facebook]]
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| *[[Libertarianism]]
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| *[[My Little Pony]]
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| *[[Weeaboo]]
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| ==External links==
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| *{{yt|SlashinatorZ}} YouTube channel
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| *{{yt|antiTyph0n06}} Another YouTube channel
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| *{{yt|SecularLibertarian}} Yet Another Youtube channel
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| *{{twitter|DarthVegeta21}} His twitter
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| *{{deviantart|slashinatorx}} His DeviantART
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| *{{myspace|slashinatorx}} His Myspace
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| *[http://slashinatorx.wordpress.com/ His Wordpress blog] (abandoned since 2010)
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| *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009004764180 His Facebook account]
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/groups/1422431904689382/?__mref=message_bubble His Facebook Hugbox. Feel free to go over there and [[troll|support]] him.]
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005375774790 Alternate Facebook account]
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| *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/DarthVegeta21?cf=profile His OK Cupid profile] You know you [[DO NOT WANT|want]] to have a [[lolwut|non-monogamous]] relationship with him
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| *[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/SlashinatorX?cf=profile Another OK Cupid account]
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| *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:SlashinatorX Wikipedia Account]
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| *[http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=SlashinatorX Urban Dictionary bullshit]
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| *[http://wrongplanet.net/author/SlashinatorX/ Wrong Planet]
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| *[http://s746.photobucket.com/user/SlashinatorX/profile/ Photobucket]
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| *[http://www.createdebate.com/user/viewprofile/SlashinatorX Create Debate or something]
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| *[http://www.meetme.com/member/71878710 Another dating profile.]
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