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| [[Image:Josef_fritzl_by_davidster.jpg|thumb|4Chan's impression of him]]
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| [[Image:Fritzl Prize.jpg|thumb|'''The Fritzl Prize®''' from the [[b/|Josef Fritzl Foundation]].]] | | [[Image: Fritzl Prize.jpg | Thumb | '' 'The Fritzl Prize of the Josef Fritzl Foundation.]]] |
| [[Image:ZionistFritzl.jpg|thumb|Fritzl is a zionist jew, what can be clearly seen by the david stars for decoration!]] | | [[Image: ZionistFritzl.jpg | Thumb | Fritzl is a Zionist Jew, which can be clearly seen by the david stars for decoration!]] |
| [[Image:Josef_Fritzle_smile.jpg|thumb|[[I did it for the lulz|The original mugshot.]]]] | | [[Image: Josef_Fritzle_smile.jpg | Thumb | [[I did it for the lulz | The original photo.]]]] |
| [[Image:Make_a_mask_of_Josef_Fritzl.jpg|thumb|Make a mask of Josef Fritzl!]] | | [[Image: Make_a_mask_of_Josef_Fritzl.jpg | Thumb | Make a mask of Josef Fritzl!]] |
| [[Image:Fritzl-kola.jpg|thumb|Fame even brings [[caffeine|cola]] brands named after him! Get ready for '''fritzl-kola'''!]] | | [[Image: Fritzl-kola.jpg | Thumb | Fame even brings caffeine brands called it! Get ready for '' 'fritzl-kola' ''!]] |
| [[Image:Josef-flitzl-house-nomark.jpg|thumb|[[Push Butan|Push button, fall into basement]]]] | | [[Image: Josef-flitzl-house-nomark.jpg | Thumb | [[Push Butan | Button, fall in the basement]]] |
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| ''' Sir Josef FritzlJew, MBE''' is the [[Final Boss]] of teh /b/tards and patron saint of Australia <!-- STOP CHANGING IT TO AUSTRIA YOU NAZIS-->. He is a serial committer of [[incest]], [[sick fuck|sick fuckery]] and being a [[pretty cool guy]] who became a meme on 4chan's /b/ circa April 29, 2008. After his recent arrest [[last Thursday]], he is being watched by the authorities who suspect that he may attempt to become [[an hero]] as a result of [[troll's remorse|guilt]] over his actions. However, he would find a welcome home in [[4chan]], because /b/tards [[loev]] him for what he did. Fritzl has received a mountain of 200 love letters from lonely women offering him romance as well. Some of these women have said that Fritzl is "[[Bullshit|good at heart]]" and "[[emo|misunderstood]]". They believe that he wanted to keep his daughter out of trouble, so he kept her prisoner for most of her life. Despite his arrest, he finds time to post on [[The Soapbox]] as [http://www.imdb.com/user/ur8374018/boards/ SpiderWire]. | | '' 'Sir Josef FritzlJew, MBE' 'is the [[Final Boss]] of the teh / b / tards and skipper of Australia <! - STOP CHANGING AUSTRIA YOU NAZIS ->. He is a serial commissioner of incest, fucking sick and being a good boy who became a meme at 4chan / b / circa on April 29, 2008. After his recent arrest [[last Thursday]] , Is being watched by authorities who suspect he may attempt to become a hero as a result of remorse of the goblins for his actions. However, he would find a nice home in [4chan], because / b / tards [[loev]] him for what he did. Fritzl has received a mountain of 200 love letters from lonely women who offer him romance as well. Some of these women have said that Fritzl is "[bullshit | good in the heart]" and "[[emo] misunderstood]". They believe he wanted to keep his daughter out of trouble, so he kept his prisoner for most of his life. Despite his arrest, he finds time to post on [[The Soapbox]] as [http://www.imdb.com/user/ur8374018/boards/ SpiderWire]. |
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| Josef is a radical [[sadist]] and the [[WIN|personification of Evil]] who has made his own family ''(lol at pics of [[pwnd|traumatised]] [[whore|daughter]] incest (moar liek WINcest, amirite?).)'' suffer for a very long time by playing "Light & Darkness" with their lives and their souls in an extremely possessive way, like a [[batshit|mentally ill]] [http://www.esau.com.au/user/2105 Dictator]. He began [[pedo|abusing his daughter]] Elizabeth in 1977 while she was still a [[loli]]. In 1984, when she flowered into a beautiful [[jailbait|young woman]], Fritzl decided he didn't want to share his prize [[pussy|possession]] with the rest of the world and locked her inside a [[BDSM|dungeon]]. There she would remain for [[at least 100 years|several decades]], with Josef explaining to [[noone|anyone]] who noticed she was missing that she had [[Madeleine McCann|ran away]]. When he was finally caught, Fritzl defended his actions by pointing out the fact that his daughter was totally [[asking for it]] ([[Fact|she was]]). By the time Elizabeth emerged in 2008, she was a forty-something [[MILF|shadow of her former self]], and had given [[breeder|birth]] to eight children from him. One of the children [[died]] and was [[holocaust|baked in an oven]] by [[Winrar|Josef]]. Three of those children had [[basement dweller|never seen the light of day]]. Two of them were aged [[Teenager|18 and 19]], making them older than [[you]]. Due to the low ceilings of the basement, the older children now walk with a permanent hunch, while the youngest child prefers to [[Infantilism|crawl]], although he can walk. The children communicate with each other through a combination of speech and [[yiff|animal sounds]]. The other children [[some argue|apparently]] lived a normal life. Other people thought they were his grandchildren (which they were, but just not in the [[mundane|conventional]] sense, lol). | | Josef is a radical [sadist] and personification of evil (WIN)] who has made his own family (lol in the photos of [[pwnd | traumatized]] [prostitute] daughter] incest (moar "Suffer for a while Very long playing "light and dark" with their lives and their souls in an extremely possessive way, like a mentally ill batshit [http: // Www.esau.com.au/user/2105 Dictator]. His daughter Elizabeth in 1977 while she was still a loli.In 1984, when she flourished in a beautiful young woman, Fritzl decided she did not want to share her prize with the rest of the world and locked her inside a BDSM dungeon. There she would stay for at least 100 Fritzl defended his actions by pointing out the fact that his daughter was totally [[asking him]] (Fact) at the time of his arrest. Elizabeth emerged in 2008, she was a shadow in her forties, and had given birth to eight of her children. One of the children [[died]] and was [[holocaust] baked in an oven] by Winrar | Josef]. Three of those children had never seen the light of day. Two of them were [Teen | 18 and 19], making them older than you. Because of the low basement ceilings, older children now walk with a permanent hunch, while the younger child prefers infiltration, although he can walk. Children communicate with each other through a combination of speech and animal sounds. The other children [[some argue] apparently] lived a normal life. Other people thought they were their grandchildren (who were, but not just in the conventional mundane sense), lol). |
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| Josef had apparently told his captives that the basement door was wired to explode, and that poisonous gas canisters were primed to pump their lungs full of [[Zyklon B]] if they tried to open the door to sweet [[freedom]]. | | Josef had apparently told his captives that the basement door was hard-wired to explode, and that poisonous gas cans were ready to pump their lungs full of Zyklon B if they tried to open the door to sweet freedom. |
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| His [[Phoenix Wright|defense lawyer]] plans to argue that all Mr. Fritzl was doing is putting [[Plato]]'s ''Allegory of the cave'' to practice, and that he is being [[Victim complex|persecuted]], like many great Australian [[Rapist|scientists]] in the past. | | His defense lawyer Phoenix Wright plans to argue that all Fritzl was doing is putting the allegory of Plato's cave to practice, and that he is being victimized. Persecuted, like many great Australians [[Rapist | Scientists in the past. |
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| The mass media threw a shit fit when they found out about this, and now Josef is on [[suicide]] watch. Our verdict: he [[did it for the lulz]]. Police have voiced fears that Fritzl - who is 73 and has a heart condition - will die in prison before his victims can reveal exactly what happened to them. Fritzl has also told his jailers that he needs daily exercise outside because he [[irony|hates being cooped up in his cell.]] | | The media messed up when they heard about this, and now Josef is on the clock [[suicide]]. Our verdict: he did it for the lulz. Police have expressed fears that Fritzl - who is 73 and has a heart condition - will die in prison before his victims can reveal exactly what happened to them. Fritzl also told his jailers that he needs daily exercise outdoors because he (he) hates being locked up in his cell. |
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| [[moralfag|The past news suggests that the 19-year-old girl who is in the hospital might die, but fortunately good news turns it in to hope. On May 27, Kerstin Fritzl finally woke up from the coma, and on May 28, three of the children returned to school. Authorities said after the case surfaced last month, Fritzl's victims might get new identities to help them start over.]]
| | The latest news suggests that the 19-year-old girl in the hospital could die, but fortunately good news makes it hopeful. On 27 May, Kerstin Fritzl finally awoke from the com |
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| In June, [[Pig|cops]] revealed that daughter Elisabeth is too [[butthurt|traumatized]] to be questioned, and mounties have been unable to quiz the three of the seven children fathered by Fritzl who also lived in the cellar.
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| Medical experts have warned police it could be [[Now|two years later]] before the victims reveal all about the Cellar Terror of Josef - by which time, they fear, Fritzl my have already passed away.
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| It is rumored that he may have created several similar basements in [[Norway]]. Archaeologists have found two so far, and they all have a [[loli]] in them. One of his best friends lives in [[Norway]], and it is believed that he might have helped him and/or given him permission to use his house.
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| Recently, a petition has been started to free this [[Satan Claus|kind, gentle man]]. You can help by [http://www.petitiononline.com/fyflulz/petition.html signing it].
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| Fritzl is now on trial for [[lolwut|apparent]] rape, incest and murder. His lawyer, and [http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090316/ap_on_re_eu/eu_austria_fritzl_trial I quote], says that Fritzl is not a monster, making him <s>more of a [[retard]]</s> almost as awesome <s>than</s> as the man himself.
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| {{squote|Defense lawyer [[redneck|Rudolf Mayer]] appealed to the jury to be objective and insisted Fritzl was [[WTF|"not a monster," saying his client even brought a Christmas tree down to his captives, whom he considered a second family.]]
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| "For fuck's sake, folks! He's not black." [[cunt|Mayer]] told the jury. "[[O RLY|As a monster, I'd kill all of them downstairs.]]"| Proof that Fritzl is a [[pretty cool guy]].}}
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| Therefore, the slightest bit of hospitality means Fritzl really is a family man and [[lie|NOT A RAPIST.]]
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| <i>I assume the lawyer has [[assburgers]], and must be credited for ensuing more hilarity on the subject.</i>
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| ====Playing [[God]] ====
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| [[image:fritzlbaphomet2.jpeg|thumb|Josef with <s>a God complex</s> tits.]]
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| Psy Experts put the brute on the couch for the first time since he was arrested more than two weeks ago.
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| They believe that, like serial killer Harold Shipman, he reveled in "playing [[God]] " with other people's lives.
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| Psychiatrist Christian Ludke said: <b>"He enjoyed being the master of life and death. He's the personification of the terrifying power of [[evil]] - the [[devil]]."</b>
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| Dr. Ludke said Fritzl was emotionally abused by his [[your mom|mother]]. He said: "That's why he became an [[Pedo bear|abuser]].
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| {{quote|<b>He had [[Jam it in|sick fantasies]]. He couldn't take revenge on his mother. So he wreaked it on his own children.</b>|Psy Experts , May 13 2008}}
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| However, new evidence has came to light which suggests that these heinous acts were committed neither for the ensuing [[lulz]] nor in an attempt to play [[Michael_jackson|God]] but were actually part of a wider Jew to propagate the Jewish race.
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| {{quote|<b>When I started building my dungeon [[100_years_ago|more than 99 years ago]] I never foresaw the [[lulz|humour]] potential. All I ever wanted was a continuous supply of jew-eggs, they are legion of youth.</b>|Josef 'Closet Romantic' Fritzl, October 14 2008}}
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| == Update March 18, 2009 ==
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| [[Image:Oldmemories.jpg|thumbnail|Awaiting trial, Josef looks back on the good ol' days]]
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| [[Image:Fritzl_book.jpg|thumbnail|I think Fritzl is a [[Pretty_cool_guy|pretty cool guy]]. eh keeps reading his book and doesn't afraid of anything]]
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| [[Image:Josef Fritzl during trial.jpg|thumbnail|Oh I see what you did thar!]]
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| [[Image:Fritzlchange.jpeg|thumbnail|center| Nor would I want to]]
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| {{quote|Fritzl's admissions of [[Win|guilt]] were followed up by psychiatrist [[Kraut|Adelheid Kastner]] who [[Artist|painted a portrait of a demonic man incapable of reforming]].
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| Now, Fritzl has become [[an hero|an legal hero]] by pleading guilty. Now that Joey is a [[truth|confirmed]] [[sick fuck]], we can all enjoy the fact that he's going to spend the rest of his life being cornholed by Australian [[Bubba]].
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| She said he was an '[[Emo|emotional]] [[Tubgirl|volcano]]' who was 'born to [[rape]]'. Dr Kastner said Fritzl the man was formed out of [[BAWWWWW|a painful childhood]].
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| She detailed [[Child Abuse|how his mother hit him frequently]] and said Fritzl had been haunted by nightmares of growing up in [[war]]time [[Australia|Austria]] where he was forced to descend into a dingy air-raid shelter for hours on end alone - a taste of the [[WTC|terror]] he was to mete out to his captives.
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| She said he had [[Over 9000|a power complex]], the need for [[MOAR|control]], of events and more specifically, [[Bitches|people]]. This was, in part, [[Bullshit|compensation for the years he was degraded]].|The [[English|Daily]] [[Right Wing|Mail]]}}
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| [[Image:Something.jpg|thumb|150px|[[b/|The People's]] hero!]]
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| [[Image:Austria czech republic.png|thumb|I can't believe many of you need something this simple pointing out.]]
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| {{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: beige; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
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| |It would seem, the life he's been leading is the dream of 13 year old pervert teen Gangs and every /[[b]]/tard on the [[internets]]:
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| |EPIC Australian incest guy:
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| His dungeons are incest.
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| His face is >:/|[[Anonymous]]
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| |I think Epic Australian incest guy is a pretty cool dude. eh rapes the loli and doesn't afraid of anything.|[[Anonymous]]
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| |'''Like many Australians, Fritzl loved to go on holiday in Thailand.'''|News
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| <s>'''[[Some argue|some argue]] that [[jews did WTC|the jews did it]]
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| .This video contains [[batshit insane|undeniable proof]] that Australia is full of jew dungeon masters although they deny it.'''</s> Since jewtube is run by zionist this video has been removed. Luckily a [[troll|brave individual]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKE74dFnGik posted a new vid.]
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| '''Now a hit new television program from [[The Chaser]]'''
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| ==Copypasta==
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| Looking for some Fritzlicious copypasta? Try the [[Josef Fritzl copypasta]] archive!
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| ==DIY Josef Fritzl==
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| [[Image:44614067 amstetten house3 466.gif|thumb|House of Raep. Follow the diagram.]]
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| As you can clearly see from the diagram to the right, it is actually very easy to create such a house. First, [[you|you]] must be a complete [[Sick Fuck|sick fuck]]. Next, you need to think of a way to not make anyone suspect anything of you. Here are the steps:
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| '''Step 1:''' Dig underneath house, and make sure there is [[nothing|tons of room to move around]]<br>
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| '''Step 2:''' Now start to forge the rooms. Make a really [[goatse|beautiful]] bathroom, and put a toy elephant on top of cabinet <br>
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| '''Step 3:''' [[jenkem|Drug]] [[loli]]<br>
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| '''Step 4:''' Handcuff [[loli]] and take in to [[BDSM|brand new living area]]<br>
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| '''Step 5:''' Create [[buy a dog|super sophisticated]] locking mechanisms on door<br>
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| '''Step 6:''' [[Rape|RAEP]]<br>
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| '''Step 7:''' Repeat until [[loli]] gives birth 7 times<br>
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| '''Step 8:''' Dead baby? NO PROBLEM! Just [[kill it with fire|burn it in a fire!]]<br>
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| '''Step 9:''' Keep 3 children and [[loli]] for 10 - 24 years.<br>
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| '''Step 10:''' Release captive because [[retard|SHE IS TOTALLY NOT GOING TO TELL ANYONE OF THE HORRORS SHE HAS EXPERIENCED AND GET YOU B&]]<br>
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| '''Step 11:''' Get B&<br>
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| '''Step 12:''' Become [[meme]]<br>
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| '''Step 13:''' Rot in jail<br>
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| '''Step 14:''' [[????]]<br>
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| '''Step 15:''' [[PROFIT]]
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| [[PROTIP]]: THESE STEPS ARE ONLY KNOWN TO WORK IN [[Australia|AUSTRALIA]], AND AS A RESULT THE EFFECTS MAY BE DIFFERENT IN YOUR COUNTRY, PLEASE PROCEED WITH [[DO IT|CAUTION]].
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| ==[[A Challenger Appears!]]==
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| http://www.watoday.com.au/world/man-fathers-10-children-with-daughter-police-20101125-187po.html
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| This man beat his score !!!!
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| [[Image:Barbora.jpg|thumb|WHAT ARE THE SCORES, GEORGE DAWES?]]
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| Around 2007 a woman in Brno, Czech Republic bought a baby monitor and was startled when she turned it on to find it picking up [[12chan]]. In fact, the pictures of little boys being sexually abused were coming from her next door neighbor [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/20/czech-mother-in-grail-mov_n_108271.html| Klara Mauerova]; a paid up member of [[Silent Hill|The Grail Movement]] who was cutting up her kids a bit at a time for her fellow members to eat.
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| The [[partyvan]] bust down the door and freed little Ondrej and his brother Jakob, both ten years old, along with their 13 year old adopted sister, Anicka. Little did they know that 13 year old Anicka was actually 33 year old Barbora, an accomplice to the cult who promptly took the chance to escape.
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| Barbora was apprehended months later in Oslo, having [[Britney Spears|shaved all her hair off]] in order to pose as a [[13 year old boy]]. No, that's not a meme, that's what really happened. She claimed she was being manipulated and taking orders from a man calling himself [[Doctor Who|The Doctor.]]
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| Maybe next time they should <big><big><big>CZECH</big></big></big> for <big><big><big>TRAPS!</big></big></big>
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| ===[[A challenger appears|ANOTHER CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!111!]]===
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| [[Image:Fritzlini.jpg|thumb|I'l Padroni del incelsto]]
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| An [[australia|Italian]] Challenger appears!!1one
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| Michele Mongelli and his son as Giuseppe Mongelli, kept his daughter locked up for 25 years and raped her repeatedly together with his son. They have been [[v&|v&]] by Italian police.
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| {{quote|[[lie|"My father never laid a finger on any of us. I kiss the ground my father walks on."]]| Mongelli's other daughter (And also his cock)}}
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| *[[Phillip_Garrido|28 August 2009 - A challenger appears!]]
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| *[http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5989020.ece Oh lawdy, iz dat sum wincest?]
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| *[http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Italian-Josef-Fritzl-Father-Who-Locked-Up-Daughter-For-25-Years-And-Raped-Her-Is-Arrested/Article/200903415250605?lpos=World_News_Top_Stories_Header_2&lid=ARTICLE_15250605_Italian_Josef_Fritzl:_Father_Who_Locked_Up_Daughter_For_25_Years_And_Raped_Her_Is_Arrested MOAR]
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| Apparently he is from the north of Italy. That is pretty close to the south of Australia, only a couple of hours drive.
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| ===[[A winnar is you|NEW HIGH TOTALLY BADASS WINCEST SCORE!!!!111]]===
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| Associated Press reports Some guy in Brazil in a remote fishing village only accessable by canoe kept his daughter/fucktoy imprisoned for 12 years and forced her to pop out at least 7 of his wincestuous spawn.
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| Police allege that Jose Agostinho Pereira, 54, kept his daughter, now 28, under virtual house arrest in a two-room, thatched-roof hut. Authorities said the children appeared to suffer from malnutrition and could barely communicate with others. Most were unclothed." http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/09/brazilian-police-man-imprisoned-daughter-years-child
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| === [[A_winnar_is_you|AN EVEN HIGHER SCORE!!!!!1111oneone]] ===
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| http://www.watoday.com.au/world/man-fathers-10-children-with-daughter-police-20101125-187po.html
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| ==Gallery==
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| image:Britney_New.JPG|If You are Mom liek this one
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| Image:Fritzl chocolate.jpg|Less cocoa, more [[milk]]
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| Image:Queen_Fritzl.jpg|Her Royal Highness Fritzl, Queen of Australia.
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| Image:FritzlCockNow.jpg|Your Cock, Fritzl must have it
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| Image:fritzlaussie.jpg||Josef relaxing in Sydney.
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| Image:Fritzl%26West_Failbook.jpg|Now on Facebook boys and [[women|slaves]]!
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| Image:Jfwiki2.jpg|LOL [[Trying too hard|Australian]] dungeon keeper
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| Image:Fritzl-howcouldhedoesthis.png|[[How do I shot web|How could he does this?]]
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| Image:Funnierfritzlgame.jpg|Currently the best selling game in [[Australia]].
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| <!>Image:ingo.jpg |Josef Fritzl featured in a LOZ game<!>
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| Image:Flitzl-Australia regions evidence 1.JPG||His home town]]
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| File:Flitzl-Australia_regions.png|His home town on map]]
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| Image:Flitzl-Australia regions evidence 2.JPG|His home town 96Klmtrs away]]
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| Image:Fritzl folder.jpg|[[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|IMMA CHARGIN MAH FOLDER]]
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| Image:Dunkeep.jpg|[[I see what you did there|You saw this coming]]
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| Image:Michael fritzl.jpg|Josef's career as [[Wacko Jacko|King of Pedophiles]]
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| Image:JosefAnswers.jpg|Fritzl turns to Yahoo Answers
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| Image:Fritzlvspedobear.jpg|Fritzl is worse than [[Pedobear]]!!!
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| Image:100FritzlAUD.JPG|[[Steve Irwin|HE IS AUSTRIALIAN!!1!1!eleven]]
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| Image:Advicefritzl template.jpg|Advice_Fritzl
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| Image:Josef exploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable]]
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| Image:Josef head.png|Even more exploitable
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| Image:Fritzljr.jpg|Fritzl's son......OR MAYBE HIMSELF?!
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| Image:Abahd-fritzl.JPG|1974s [[Fallout|post-Apocalyptic]] [[attention_whore|superstar]]
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| Image:fritzlandson.jpg|Like father, like son.
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| Image:All_your_basement_are_belong_to_us.jpg|Fritzl: [[All your base are belong to us|All Your Basement Are Belong To Us]]
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| Image:Dungeon_master.jpg|Dungeon master since 1984
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| Image:Fritzlmas.jpg|[[Irony]] is full of [[lulz]].
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| Image:Loledfritzl.jpg|Then [[LINK MAH BOI|I lol'ed]]
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| Image:Flitzl-dungeonmaster_.png
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| Image:Solidjosef.JPG|Otacon, I need your help!
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| Image:Fritzl_Hitler_Australia.jpg|Joseph Fritzl and [[Hitler]], two famous Australians
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| Image:Fritlzchocolaterain.jpg|[[Chocolate Rain| I move away from the mic to rape my daughter...]]
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| Image:30pedo0.jpg|[[Sparta|THIS.. IS... OR'STRAY'LEE'YA!!!!]]
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| Image:Fritzl-diagonalman.jpg|[[Massimo D'Alema]]
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| Image:Fritznfurter.JPG|Ach! Ve've got to get out of zis trap!
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| Image:Josefmeetsrudd.jpg|Rudd congratulates Josef on a job well done
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| Image:Australianpedophile.jpg|Is there any other kind?
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| Image:Josefkips.jpg|the lovable pedophile
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| Image:Freejosef.png|Free Josef!
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| Image:Australiasclosed.jpg|[[Pool's Closed|Basement's closed]]
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| Image:Rapists in my Australia.jpg
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| Image:LOLWAY.jpg|TWENTY FOUR YEARS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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| Image:Pedobearbasement.jpg|[[Pedobear]] was delighted at hearing about his case
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| Image:Australian Flag Joseph Fritzl.jpg|Patriotic [[Australia]]n to the core.
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| Image:Australianfamily.jpg|Typical Australian family man
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| Image:NO ESCAPE.jpg|No escape from the dungeon.
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| Image:NewfritzlCEN 468x636.jpg|Josef tries to look [[sexy]] on the beach in [[Thailand]] to lure more underage children into his evil scheme.
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| Image:Raeptime.JPG|[[Goofy Time|RAUB TIME!]]
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| Image:Seaking.jpg[[FUCK YEAH SEAKING|FUCK YEAH]]
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| Image:habboAT.jpg|Step by step guide to raiding Australian [[Habbo Hotel|habbo]].
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| Image:Basementtime.jpg|[[Goofy Time|Basement Time!]]
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| Image:Sexy-Fritzl.gif|
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| Image:FRITZL-sniper.jpg|Josef is keeping his basement from enemy spys
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| Image:Fritzl-new-religion.png|A new religion is born
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| Image:The_Sims_Basement_Edition.jpg|[[The Sims]] - Basement Edition
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| Image:ImmaFatherlol.jpg[[Darth Cheney|Darth Fritzl]]
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| Image:Josef.png|Dungeon Keeper in Order of the Stick
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| Image:Chef_fritzl.jpg|Josef's new line of [[Brb, soup|soups]] and [[Copypasta|pastas]]
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| Image:Borntorape.jpg|"Baby, we were born to rape"
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| <!>Image:Alfons_Åberg_Alfie_Atkins_pappa_dad_Fritzl.jpg|Alfie Atkins' mom and siblings isn't far away...<!>
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| Image:Fritzl queen.jpg|The Fritzl is clearly not amused. (Not as unlikely as you think, given that the [[Queen]] and [[racist|her consort]] are distant [[incest|blood relatives]] - [[srsly]].)
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| Image:Fritzl-Habbo.jpg|Fritzl on [[Habbo]]
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| Image:Fritzlmask.jpg
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| Image:FritzlHiding.jpg|Fritzl trying to be [[anon]].
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| Image:Fritzlaustralia.jpg|True [[Australian]] Pride.
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| Image:BabyFritz.jpg | "He was born to rape"
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| Image:Fritzl5.jpg | The new best selling game in Australia
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| Image:OhDearGod....jpg | Oh dear god why?
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| Image:JOSEFIMMA.jpg | IMMA LET YOU FINISH
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| File:Josefconsequences.jpg|Josef on [[Jessi Slaughter]]
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| File:Infritzible.jpg
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[Operation Merry Fritzmas]]
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| *[[THE BEST#Josef Fritzl and THE BEST Cellar]]
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| *[[Incest]]
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| *[[Michael Jackson]]
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| *[[Australia]]
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| *[https://twitter.com/basementdad Josef Fritzl's twitter]
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| ==External links==
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| *http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/sep/17/australia-fritzl-rape -- Confirmed Australian
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| *[http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/166063-uwe-boll-contributes-to-the-profane-exhibit-first-pics Now the subject of an [[Uwe Boll]] film]
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