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{{quote|Every day this girl would take me in the back of the little nursing room and she would start playing with my dick.|{{ytlink|Fu1neVbfHXA|Lowti3rgod, admitting to being molested.}}}} | {{quote|Every day this girl would take me in the back of the little nursing room and she would start playing with my dick.|{{ytlink|Fu1neVbfHXA|Lowti3rgod, admitting to being molested.}}}} | ||
'''Lowti3rgod''' {{ytuser|sparrow25}}, ('''[[Powerword|Dale Emanuel Wilson]]'''), appropriately renamed '''"The Black DSP"''' (or '''"DarkerSydePhil"''') for his [[manchild]] tendencies, is a sociopathic supreme [[nigger]] who got famous for his outbursts of rage (whenever he lost in online video games, mainly Street Fighter) and his grandiose sense of self. Well-known for expressing numerous types of violence and lack of empathy, remorse, shame or guilt towards anyone he encounters, including those close to him, like his raggedy ass hoe of a girlfriend. His signature threatening behavior is one of his more known reactions, where he tries to intimidate others with physical and psychological violence mixed with huge quantities of foam at the mouth verbal abuse, aka a chimp. As a bonus, he also confessed of being molested as a young boy which should indicate where all this antisocial attitudes and pseudo-alpha male authoritarian compulsions come from. Instead of seeking help, the moron instead decided to become an impulsive uncontrollable asshole with shallow emotions who not only is a danger to himself but also to society, since he occasionally attends tournaments in order to highlight to everyone how much of a deranged nigger he is. Besides his fascination with animal torture that he likes to constantly share on social media, this sack of shit is a complete pussybitch and pretender. He adopted a parasitic lifestyle where he uses pathetic excuses and blame-shifting to justify his behavior. Perhaps the only good thing he's managed to achieve is beating DSP in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIppBXVcd3U 1v1], though He most likely won because Phil is incapable of blocking LTG's button mashing, but thats still not saying much, as even [[you]] can beat DSP. | '''Lowti3rgod''' {{ytuser|sparrow25}}, ('''[[Powerword|Dale Emanuel Wilson]]'''), appropriately renamed '''"The Black DSP"''' (or '''"DarkerSydePhil"''') for his [[manchild]] tendencies, is a sociopathic supreme [[nigger]] who got famous for his outbursts of rage (whenever he lost in online video games, mainly Street Fighter) and his grandiose sense of self. Well-known for expressing numerous types of violence and lack of empathy, remorse, shame or guilt towards anyone he encounters, including those close to him, like his raggedy ass hoe of a girlfriend.(sorry ex-girlfriend he unsurprisingly got dumped lol.) His signature threatening behavior is one of his more known reactions, where he tries to intimidate others with physical and psychological violence mixed with huge quantities of foam at the mouth verbal abuse, aka a chimp. As a bonus, he also confessed of being molested as a young boy which should indicate where all this antisocial attitudes and pseudo-alpha male authoritarian compulsions come from. Instead of seeking help, the moron instead decided to become an impulsive uncontrollable asshole with shallow emotions who not only is a danger to himself but also to society, since he occasionally attends tournaments in order to highlight to everyone how much of a deranged nigger he is. Besides his fascination with animal torture that he likes to constantly share on social media, this sack of shit is a complete pussybitch and pretender. He adopted a parasitic lifestyle where he uses pathetic excuses and blame-shifting to justify his behavior. Perhaps the only good thing he's managed to achieve is beating DSP in a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIppBXVcd3U 1v1], though He most likely won because Phil is incapable of blocking LTG's button mashing, but thats still not saying much, as even [[you]] can beat DSP. | ||
==YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SCRUB== | ==YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SCRUB== | ||
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What does this '''"Evolve"''' relate to? It is very obvious. His narcissist tendencies have skyrocketed, with everyone literally hating his guts. He opened a fitness channel "Tier Fitness", in which he, of course, always skips leg day every single time and half-asses his reps. But then again... do you really think a nigger like him is capable of handling multiple channels? He abandoned the fitness channel after like two videos and reuploaded his stuff on the games channel, because managing two channels with one video every full moon is hard, y'know. | What does this '''"Evolve"''' relate to? It is very obvious. His narcissist tendencies have skyrocketed, with everyone literally hating his guts. He opened a fitness channel "Tier Fitness", in which he, of course, always skips leg day every single time and half-asses his reps. But then again... do you really think a nigger like him is capable of handling multiple channels? He abandoned the fitness channel after like two videos and reuploaded his stuff on the games channel, because managing two channels with one video every full moon is hard, y'know. | ||
Since he can't argue for shit, he just tells all his haters to "evolve" into what HE has become. That's funny, because he's so insecure, if you look at the '''video above''', he rages like a baby in front of both his girlfriend and Twitch.tv. Then he tells his girlfriend to "shut the fuck up", showing highly aggressive behaviour with a long akward pause, and if you look closely, he was about to hit his girlfriend on camera. From this unprovoked, violent gesture alone it's very apparent that he's physically abusing his attention whoring mudslime-hybrid girlfriend. | Since he can't argue for shit, he just tells all his haters to "evolve" into what HE has become. That's funny, because he's so insecure, if you look at the '''video above''', he rages like a baby in front of both his (ex)girlfriend and Twitch.tv. Then he tells his (ex)girlfriend to "shut the fuck up", showing highly aggressive behaviour with a long akward pause, and if you look closely, he was about to hit his girlfriend on camera. From this unprovoked, violent gesture alone it's very apparent that he's physically abusing his attention whoring mudslime-hybrid (ex)girlfriend. | ||
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Lowti3rgod 
sparrow25, (Dale Emanuel Wilson), appropriately renamed "The Black DSP" (or "DarkerSydePhil") for his manchild tendencies, is a sociopathic supreme nigger who got famous for his outbursts of rage (whenever he lost in online video games, mainly Street Fighter) and his grandiose sense of self. Well-known for expressing numerous types of violence and lack of empathy, remorse, shame or guilt towards anyone he encounters, including those close to him, like his raggedy ass hoe of a girlfriend.(sorry ex-girlfriend he unsurprisingly got dumped lol.) His signature threatening behavior is one of his more known reactions, where he tries to intimidate others with physical and psychological violence mixed with huge quantities of foam at the mouth verbal abuse, aka a chimp. As a bonus, he also confessed of being molested as a young boy which should indicate where all this antisocial attitudes and pseudo-alpha male authoritarian compulsions come from. Instead of seeking help, the moron instead decided to become an impulsive uncontrollable asshole with shallow emotions who not only is a danger to himself but also to society, since he occasionally attends tournaments in order to highlight to everyone how much of a deranged nigger he is. Besides his fascination with animal torture that he likes to constantly share on social media, this sack of shit is a complete pussybitch and pretender. He adopted a parasitic lifestyle where he uses pathetic excuses and blame-shifting to justify his behavior. Perhaps the only good thing he's managed to achieve is beating DSP in a 1v1, though He most likely won because Phil is incapable of blocking LTG's button mashing, but thats still not saying much, as even you can beat DSP.
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS SCRUB
—Lowti3rgod, being a bitch ass nigga. | ||
Lowti3rnegro is known for his online videos of him being a button mashing scrub in Ultra Street Fighter 4 and Killer Instinct, which includes him talking trash to other players and calling them mashing scrubs when, ironically, he does the same things he complains about. Anyone who beats him is a brain dead mashing scrub. Anyone who he beats is a mashing scrub that sucks. He literally hates any player/character that defeats him; if/when he loses, he ragequits, and/or sends hatemail, which has gotten him banned from XBL across 7 different accounts, and on some occasions pulls up the system menu on the console, so he wont have to witness his ass-beating. He then retires to his parent's basement and jerks off to Muppets On Ice, or animal torture he mistook for gay furry porn.
He even made a video attempting to justify ragequitting (something he's infamously reputed for, especially in SF4). It seems that he has his head shoved too far up his spook ass to realize that he sucks. That, and his 0-2 record in show matches, pretty much add up to why people actively dislike LTG. He sucks at SF. He sucks at KI. He thinks that the only fair characters are Guy, Cody, Dan and Rose. Despite using the name "Low Tier God" he constantly picks mid-tier characters, showing he's nothing but a lying nigger.
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How it all came to happen
His rise to infamy took place on June 2014, when he did a FT5 online with someone named Viscant (A Marvel vs Capcom 2 player back in the day and an OG/Veteran) and won, subsequently talking shit about him in pure niggerdom fashion. Viscant challenged him to play some more, and mopped the floor with his ebony ass after a crushing 20-6 victory. Low Tier Fraud lost his shit afterwards and cried everyday on Twatter about it, basically harassing him constantly and accusing him of being a drug addict among other things. Eventually he made an ass-ravaged video using Viscant's picture as the portrait of the 'single, unhealthy gamer'; this triggered an exchange of angry tweets that culminated in a FT10 WFN Grudge Match on October 23 2014, where Viscant won 10-6 despite barely even playing SF4 and effectively pwnd the clown for the final time.
The Match that ended everything
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Right before the so called "Grudge Match" even started, he insulted Viscant ON CAMERA on a personal level and threatened him with violence; had it happened, Viscant would have surely beat the shit out of Low Tier Pussy as he actually was a pro kickboxer when younger and certainly knows how to throw punches. The fact that Viscant was calm and Low Tier Cunt was already losing his shit certainly shows you what a whiny, unstable, cotton picking nigger he is. When LTG got his ass handed to him, not only did he try to play it down by accusing Viscant of playing lame, but also used the race card like the white washed nigger he is to defend himself from any criticism (AKA the truth) and backpedaled like a bitch by saying the shit he threw at him was "not personal". Yes, Low Tier Bitch, sitting there and insulting someone for their style of dress, getting worked up and acting like a pseudo tough cunt while making threats, all while being a welfare nigger in stolen "designer" clothing" is totally "not personal."
Viscant, having a killer death stare at this point from both exhaustion and pure hatred (being a hard honest worker who busts his ass off at two jobs while volunteering at a drug rehab center) verbally ripped Low Class Nigger's balls off and made him his bitch. Dale has not recovered from this blow up to this day and shall not ever again, with a little help from ED.
The "fit" and "fashionable" gamer
Being the USI nigger he is, he made a "fitness video" showing him in the gym with horrible posture, poor technique and overtraining his biceps (a very small arm muscle) several times. The only reason he ever had any gains so to speak off, is because he's a skinny tall bitch with a high metabolism; people with high metabolism tend to be low on fat no matter how much they eat, but they also tend to trip over and die if you don't feed them every 12 hours. He's nothing more than a lousy disco pumper addict with too much free time who can't seem to realize that having over-trained biceps with pencil thin forearms and chicken legs makes you look like a faggot. He also abuses supplements and ODs on shit that is meant for real bodybuilders in hopes of having gains. Then again, what would you expect from a typical lazy nigger?
His dieting skills shown on video consist of packaged egg whites (he's too much of a cheap nigger to use real eggs, or his food stamps won't cover it), turkey bacon (mmmmhh, lots of fat, so healthy!) and salad (wow duuuuude, ALL OF THEM GAINS FROM THE GREEN SALAD, BRO!) while insulting every other gamer on the planet of being unhealthy, all while acting as though his mutant biceps make him look "fit."
Fraud Tier Scum poses like a obnoxious hoodrat every time he introduces himself, calling out his name in three slow moves that are supposed to show his mutant biceps. LTG is an attention whore that tries to show off with overpriced label clothing (stolen from Whitey) and ridiculous sneakers (also stolen) while driving an old-ass car from the 60s, getting pulled-over by cops every now and then for obvious reasons.
Evolve
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During the year of 2015, Low Tier Chimp, being the assblasted attention whore that he is, apparently couldn't handle his well-deserved negative attention, and tried to change his course of replying to his "racist haters" on JewTube and Twatter. Everytime someone brings up any kind of criticism, the clown now replies with a short "Evolve".
What does this "Evolve" relate to? It is very obvious. His narcissist tendencies have skyrocketed, with everyone literally hating his guts. He opened a fitness channel "Tier Fitness", in which he, of course, always skips leg day every single time and half-asses his reps. But then again... do you really think a nigger like him is capable of handling multiple channels? He abandoned the fitness channel after like two videos and reuploaded his stuff on the games channel, because managing two channels with one video every full moon is hard, y'know.
Since he can't argue for shit, he just tells all his haters to "evolve" into what HE has become. That's funny, because he's so insecure, if you look at the video above, he rages like a baby in front of both his (ex)girlfriend and Twitch.tv. Then he tells his (ex)girlfriend to "shut the fuck up", showing highly aggressive behaviour with a long akward pause, and if you look closely, he was about to hit his girlfriend on camera. From this unprovoked, violent gesture alone it's very apparent that he's physically abusing his attention whoring mudslime-hybrid (ex)girlfriend.
So basically he wants us to "evolve" into a supreme Nigger.
Lowti3rgod and animal torture
As with any victim of childhood abuse, Lowti3rgod developed a sick sexual fetish to compensate for his sore anus. As if that isn't enough, he successfully managed to underline and reinforce the prominent idea that niggers hate animals. When he's not busy punching his stupid girlfriend in the face and losing in video games, our beloved nigger posts numerous animal torture pictures on his Facebook page with deranged prepubescent captions where he not only points out how hilarious these pictures are but bashes people who disagree. Of course, a couple of other sick fucks encourage the idiot to post more, hence everyone is waiting for a ban. Hopefully not before his crush fetish is revealed and every animal worshiper with a WIFI connection will storm his Facebook. It is a well known fact that Lowti3rgod keeps a box of mice in his room, in case he needs to rage-crush one between matches. Without a doubt, his comfort with animal torture comes from a deeply repressed need to dominate someone (like he was dominated up the ass), but since he's too much of a pussy to do it with someone his own size, he resorts to torture defenseless, tied-up critters. Lowti3rgod managed to reach the rank of unparalleled pussybitch not only in-game but also in real life.
Quotes for a SCRUB
The following is a selection of truths he gets as replies of his YT comments and some fags from GameFAQs:
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In the end
Like DSP, Low Tier Scrub will continue to whine and complain and be ungrateful to those who actually support him.
Videos of a SCRUB
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Gallery of a SCRUB
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Actual fanart -
Typical LTG response -
OHHH BUURRRRN -
And thus DSP's ebonic alterego is born. -
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Notice he's the only one threatening IRL violence -
Unlike LTG, Viscant can put money out of his own pocket. -
EWWWW -
Sure, it's not that you're an idiot -
HAHAHA nope -
Always resort to the race card when called on your shit. -
Behaving like a normal human instead of your regular chimpout instinct. You sure showed them. -
Nigger gonna nig -
LOL self-dox -
This makes the nigger mad -
Even his girlfriend has thicker legs than him -
Post-defeat butthurt mail 1 -
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Post-defeat butthurt mail 3 -
Post-defeat butthurt mail 4 -
Post-defeat butthurt mail 5 -
FAGGOT -
Mentally inferior -
Incoherent nigger rage in progress -
TTLY TRU GUISE -
REKT -
EWWW nigga clean your damn feet -
Expect every character who beats his ass on the DERP or No Skill sides -
Nigga can't take what he dishes... -
...and will cry on Twatter for help -
He'll rage at EVERYTHING -
OD'ing
See Also
- Street Fighter - The game he's a "pro" at.
- Let's Play - The cancer that is killing gaming.
- DarksydePhil - The white King of Scrubs and Dale's distant cousin.
External Links
- sparrow25 - Rest assured he'll read your comment and reply to you in a butthurt video.
lowti3rgod - Whine Station General.
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