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Snapchat is yet another photo sharing app created by yet another group of ivy league [[winner|losers]] who decided that there simply wasn't enough ways to allow [[16-year-old girls]] to send [[duckface|duckfaces]] to their insipid friends. It is, at least, the very first piece of social media to recognize that no selfie has ever been important enough to deserve to exist for [[shit_no_one_cares_about|more than 10 seconds]].
'''Annoying Facebook Girl''' is another variation on the shit farm explosion that is Advice Dog Variations. The image macro vaguely lampoons the various vacuous [[16 year old girls]] that plague Facebook (and various other normie social media sites) like flies in the Ethiopian embassy. It's also worth noting  that this archetype of person, (although a meme series on the web), is an actual NPC-type personality that you will encounter [[IRL]].


Snapchat is currently one of the top five social networking platforms, along with [[Failbook]], [[Twitter]], and [[Instagram]], thus proving once again that there's never such as thing as an oversaturated marketplace on the [[internets]]. Facebook, trying in vain to prevent their continued downward spiral into obscurity, attempted to purchase Snapchat for $3 billion, but was [[fail|denied]], thus cementing their eventual internment in the Halls of Fail, just like [[Myspace]], and literally anything else [[Christopher Poole]] has done before them.


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{{center|'''[[Annoying Facebook Girl|(( THE ANNOYING FACEBOOK GIRL ))]]'''}}

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Featured Article - Annoying Facebook Girl

Annoying Facebook Girl is another variation on the shit farm explosion that is Advice Dog Variations. The image macro vaguely lampoons the various vacuous 16 year old girls that plague Facebook (and various other normie social media sites) like flies in the Ethiopian embassy. It's also worth noting that this archetype of person, (although a meme series on the web), is an actual NPC-type personality that you will encounter IRL.


(( THE ANNOYING FACEBOOK GIRL ))