Love Live!

Japan's final solution on overpopulation

Love Live! (Japanese: ラブライブ! Hepburn: Rabu Raibu!) Feminazi Propaganda Project is an ultimate brainwashing project that was written by a hardcore feminist mangaka, Sakurako Kimino who made other shoujo shits like Strawberry Panic! and was co-developed by these corporate Japs, ASCII Media Works' Dengeki G's Magazine (popular for shitty Light Novel adaptations), music label Lantis, and animation studio Sunrise, who is responsible for the Gundam series. The project's goal is to milk money from fat weebs around the world (who are dumb enough to spend $200 on an overpriced anime figure) dry with their cheap CGIs, generic moeblob shit and tons of fanservice for all these spoiled weebs to cater, and also to brainwash lonely nerds to pledge their allegiance (and money) unto them and support totalitarian feminist rule.

This subliminally heterophobic project officially began in June 30, 2010, when feminists aren't like those Christian conservatives in the 90s, and it became #1 in top-selling media franchise in Japan of 2016 with having 8 million worth of fat virgin souls collected from simply selling their overpriced merchs that sold like a Godchurch.

Anime

Just like every shoujo anime, it has few men in their heterophobic utopia as if men became a minority in this fucking anime. The first season was basically character development and recruiting members for their anti-hetero coup d'état, μ's (pronounced as 'Muse') to save their all-girls high school, Otonokizaka Academy from closing.

Their flag symbolizes lesbian pride and how filthy men are

Look at all these moolahs collected from retarded weebs

The second season, since these girls have succeeded in their goal saving their school but failed to compete for LoveLive and gone for a hiatus because of their generalissimo got herself pwnd for overworking. They will join LoveLive again to aim to be a number one cockblocking idol group. After successfully being the champions (and the number of dicks chopped off from their male fans), fistful of drama happened for the third-years in their group will graduate from high school, and it worked well, until it was overused throughout the franchise because they believe that the Chris-chans tears over fictional feminists are worth of a hundred dollars.

They also have a movie and it became a blockbuster in Jewpan. It's basically μ's going overseas to spread their words of feminism across the globe. After days of pillaging men in the East Coast, they became very popular as if they were the next Beatles, but the group are having thoughts of disbanding making millions of their fans cry a bucket causing Sunrise Inc. to have a pool of moolahs in their bank accounts.

When it was already confirmed that μ's will be disbanding and remembered as a mean money-making machine since Gundam, these corporate Japs thought that they can make another one, thus Love Live! Sunshine was born. The new project was worse than the last one, because the fans will decide who will be the center (lead singer for a certain song), who will be to endorse a shitty otaku shop, and a fuckton of bullshit resulting the first season of the anime to be badly written from start to finish. It was like a fanservice galore and its retarded fans are so fucking dumb that it comes to the point that they will eat anything from the franchise regardless of how shitty it is. And then, the season season came with more yuribait bullshit by making the fan shippings,also they tried to be as different as possible so that the haters would shut up about Aqwhores being a carbon copy of μ's, which is they are...and fuckton of unnecessary trash that will only make the franchise even more untolerable, and in addition, there will be a new series called LoveLive:PCP (Perfect Cunt Project) which is the release date is unknown.

Merchandises

This pre-order special has nothing special to it, it's just the same fucking face!

LoveLive didn't became successful from the singles and the anime alone, they have also sold mangas, light novels, games, and other merchandises that are overpriced as fuck,it's like if when you label your pencil a "gaming" pencil and sell them in a ridiculously high price, and the most well-known game in the franchise is the mobile rhythm game called LoveLive! School Idol Festival, which forces you to spend a lot of moolahs just for you to get ultra rare cards in the game, just like every F2P games. Also, toy companies who endorses LoveLive are so fucking desperate to grab gold nuggets straight out of the fans' dirty assholes that they have pre-order specials that are very unnecessary (mostly in Sunshine's lineup) and will be a big fucking waste of money if you pre-ordered them, like this product for example (see right photo). As you can see on the photo that the figure has a special pre-order item, but that item will make 0% difference whatsoever because it's just the same fucking face. Who is fucking dumb enough to pre-order just for a face that is exactly the same from the main product? Oh wait, I know... dumb fat virgins who wants to cash out everything for dumb shit like this!!

Characters

Since I have already summarized the plots for you, I will now show you the members of this infamous coup that shook all male virgins by storm, μ's, including their shitty clones, Aqours.

μ's

IDIOT FEMINIST DANCES IN THE STREET WITH CARS MOVING

• Honoka Kousaka - The spitting image and generalissimo of their infamous dick-chopping coup d'état, μ's. She was often called as Honk or Honky or Generalissimo Honk by many of the fans. She is just some generic genki and clumsy girl who lives in a sweet shop with her family. She often helps her parents run the shop and she is so clumsy that she becomes a rape-prone girl. She was often called fat even if she was slim as fuck and has a hentai voice that gives you boner when she talks and sings. She is also voiced by a JAV actress, so no wonder why her voice is fucking hot.

How to fuck a quarter-Russian properly?

• Eri Ayase - The quarter-Ruskie bombshell and NFKRZ's wet dream, which has been brainwashed by her only friend Nozomi Tojo (will be talked about later). In early episodes before she joins the feminist army μ's, she was an absolute bitch against Honoka's ideas of saving the school with her coup d'état, and after she gave in to these heterophobic individuals, she became a poorly-written character. She was written so bad that the writers add that she has a fear of the dark. She was voiced by a woman who happens to be Dio Brando's descendant that never aged and probably killed some of her fans for eternal youth.

Alpaca molester in action

• Kotori Minami - As her name suggests, it means "bird" in Jewpanese, and she is literally a fucking bird, a really annoying one. Imagine a pet parrot waking you up at 4am imitating the loud sound of your car alarm non-stop and ruins your beauty sleep. That's what Kotori sounds like. Also, she's the daughter of the chairwoman of their school and she also loves to molest the shit out of their pet alpacas in their school giving them bird flu. She was voiced by a spoiled cunt who wants to suck an Area 51 scientist or an FBI agent's dick.

Rumors says that if you got struck by her "Love Arrow Shoot", you will get a sheer heart attack

• Umi Sonoda - She is a blue-haired conservative, a vegan and resembles Chichi from Dragon Ball but with a smaller chest. She is also a hardcore quickscoper on almost every FPS games beating the shit out of Muselk and Lezzyisqueer and has a 9000+% shooting accuracy and has never missed her mark unless she is flustered. Despite of being the strict one, she is very shy and even going on a first base with her will make her feel violated. She is voiced by an ex-Disney actress with a crippling depression she got from her ex.

haha rin boi

• Rin Hoshizora - She is one of those tomboys that are actually hot, and because everyone makes fun of her with her short hair, she thinks that she is a boy with no dick. She is also a cat with a mental disease that she does everything opposite from a real cat: she can swim very well, likes hot ramen and most of all, she is allergic to her own kind. This makes her even more ridiculed despite of having a cute and shapely butt that everyone wants from her. She is also voiced by Squidward Tentacles.

One of the reasons why Sunrise have all that stack of papers

• Maki Nishikino - Aside from being a rude, spoiled Elton John wannabe, she is also the most marketed member of their group, and she even have a KissMint commercial. She is often shipped with a bimbo loli Nico Yazawa, because...? Because profit, because any wishes and requests from its hungry spoiled fanbase and making it canon for them to see is instant moolah. She is voiced by a prostitute that pissed her fans off letting everyone that she is pregnant.

Despite of her cute face and big tits, She is a vicious men hater and hypnotizes girls by groping their tits making them obey her feminist ideals

• Nozomi Tojo - A descendant of an Imperial Japanese Army General Hideki Tojo, and also a hardcore feminazi (basically an Asian Laci Green) who hates every single men from the bottom of her heart. She has an over 9000% luck and an ability to brainwash people with her black magic making them conform to her heterophobic ideals. This is also the reason why μ's was formed because she pulls the strings of each member, especially her forced lover Eri Ayase, and she wanted to build her ideal dick-free heterophobic feminist utopia with her. She was voiced by a woman that has a singing voice of Joey Ramone after 5000lbs of helium while chopping his balls off.

Her addiction with white rice

• Hanayo Koizumi - A rice glutton demon who is ultra obsessed over white rice. Her family business is to sell white rice across Jewpan, maybe that is why this shy megane seems so fucking high all the time. Being a rice addict she was, she is rice-ist (get it?) hates other rices making her a white rice supremist. She is Rin's best friend and she was called "Kayo-chin". She is the most underappreciated member of the group due to her mediocrity. She was voiced by a gravure idol with a high potential to become a JAV idol.
• Nico Yazawa - A legal loli and has a very annoying voice same as Kotori, and is infamous for her shittiest catchphrase ever: NICO NICO NII. But despite of that, she is good with household and takes care of her three younger siblings two girls and a boy. She is the second most marketed member and is often shipped with Elton John's daughter, Maki Nishikino because they bring in a lot of sales everytime they promote this (almost) canon lesbian couples. She was voiced by....well, a fujoshit.

Aqwhores

Chika Takami

• Chika Takami - One of the girls who were brainwashed by μ's propaganda and wants to build her own coup d'état similar to them. She lives in a very old and run-down inn with her two hot anekis, a midget jailbait mother, and a horny dog named Shiitake. And after the end of second season, she completely gone batshit insane that she had these hallucinations that she met up with her former coup and danced with them for one last time, but in reality shooting up the school that they have merged with as if she was the next Columbine shooter. She was voiced by a Narutofag who is more cancerous than Double4Anime.

After μ's had purged all men across Japan, this is the result of it making empty walls as replacement for men, also this is Riko's pasttime

• Riko Sakurauchi - Another Elton John wannabe who moved from Tokyo, and she has a huge thing for dogs letting Chika's dog Shiitake, pound her tight pussy, which in the second season, she grew even more hornier everytime she sees a dog and starts to ejaculate each and every one of them, and this results her to own a new pet named Prelude. She was voiced by an Oscar Award Winner for the Best Staged Performer of the Year, who is also a hardcore furry.

Her sole purpose in this anime in this one scene.... nothing else

• Kanan Matsuura - Chika's childhood friend and an animal activist. After nine episodes of not making a full appearance, she serves no purpose in this animu than to show her swimgear and her bikini to generate Sunrise more money from her fans who jack off to her bikini throughout the whole fucking series. Seriously, what the fuck did he do other than being a fanservice?!

KONO DIA DA!!!

• Dia Kurosawa - Just like everyone else in this animu, she is badly-written and her dorkiness is out of fucking place making her look retarded. But hell, her dorkiness was minimized during the second season and became a bit more likeable (her little sister still sucks monkey dick tho). She was voiced by a deceased Power Ranger.

She can literally blow your dick off, just like that

• You Watanabe - Another one of Chika's childhood friends. She is Smoker's granddaughter and has a uniform fetish. She goes literally apeshit over a school uniform, and she is the most jacked-off member from Aqours.

Just another goth chick and her everyday life

• Yoshiko Tsushima - An edgy goth who is a huge fan of The Cure; her favorite album is probably Pornography to make her edgier. She has these delusions that she is some strong demon who will enslave the human race, and because of that, she is the most retarded, mentally damaged member of their group. Also she was always shipped with Aqwhore Elton John and just like NicoMaki, that ship was pandered too much for the sake of more revenue.

She is like this for the rest of the series

• Hanamaru Kunikida - An apewoman who still exists in the modern world who has zero knowledge and experience about modern technology. Even the technology from the 1980s won't save her. She also likes to say Zura a lot and likes to stuff bread on her face all the time, and that's basically the only thing she does for the entirety of the series after her own episode, making her useless as well. She was voiced by a murderous feminazi Amazona.
• Mari Ohara - A sexy Japanese-American bombshell who is rich as fuck and she could rule an entire country with all the money she has. She probably has the right to own military-grade weapons. Her Engrish will give you a fucking boner in an instant.

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Try posting this pic on any LoveLive community and see the amounts of triggered slaves

• Ruby Kurosawa - The most useless character ever.PERIOD (Somebody rape and pillage this annoying little shit!). She is Dia's imouto and she served no purpose but to be a big fucking baby, nothing more.

• Extra characters
• Honoka's family - As mentioned earlier, men are a minority in this anime, that is why Honoka's father's face is covered for the rest of the series, kinda like Tom & Jerry. Honoka's mother on the other hand, has her face revealed and nobody knows what her name was. She also has a smart-ass imouto named Yukiho who is more intelligent than her rape-prone onee-chan.
• A-RISE - the rival idol group of μ's and they are well-known for being a bunch of snot-nosed, spoiled rich kids just like the corporate fuckheads who produced this shitty animu.
• Other mothers - Most of their mothers are just only for cameos and has no purpose whatsoever than to make fans think that they are hotter than the main characters.
• The Alpacas - Kotori's fetish favorite plaything and they are filled with bird flu.
• Saint Snow - Edgier version of A-Rise, but they are twins and they are the only ones who actually have a good song in the whole fucking franchise.

The Fanbase

Now you know how shitty this project was. Now, let's move on what kind of shit does the fantards do in the Internet and some anime conventions.

$300 worth of rent, bills, car loan and food supply were gone with the wind because of these overexpensive merchandise

Love Liver It's the another word for brainwashed slave of this propaganda. Most of them are beta males, and they are the most loyal and obedient fanbase and they will do anything to support these heterophobic nazis even with the fact that they are just being used to waste their parents' money and their lives, and make a huge fool out of themselves. And since they can't graduate from the phase that they are in, they started to call their fanbase "idol hell", and it is hell indeed because in this fanbase, you will see a good amount of cringe and lulz, especially in the Internet. The contents they make in the Internet is basically half-assed memes, supporting feminism by their lesbian ships, arguments about who is the best girl, fuccbois who spent like $1000 on merchs then brag it on social media and especially defending the girls' purity. When you show them a lewd fanart of one of these girls, they will get pissed very easily and bombard you with bleach jokes and angery reacts, which are probably the same people who jacks off to them anyway.

YURI IS MONEY

YURI This is one of the major reasons why Sunrise has all that stack of money. It's basically supplying the shitty demands from its fans like how fucking hard they ship Nico and Maki and they wanted it to be a solid concrete canon ship, they will make it happen so that their fans will spend all their money harder than their frozen turds.

Memes

BIMBO LOLI DOING THE MOST CANCEROUS CATCHPHRASE EVER

• NICO NICO NII - basically, it is the most popular Love Live! meme of all time,and also Nico Yazawa's proud catchphrase. It was first appeared in the fifth episode where we start to this bimbo loli, Yazawa Nico to teach the first 6 members of μ's that every feminist soldiers should have their own catchphrase, but her catchphrase was nothing but utter bullshit, and the μ's members also thought about it that way. Thanks to that catchphrase, she became the second most annoying character in the anime next to Kotori.

A poor brainwashed dumbass doing the Nico Nico Nii

She can blow an RPG rocket with that mouth

• Umi Sonoda's Poker Face - It was popularized by μ's member and the most superior girl by far, Umi Sonoda. This was originated in the fifth episode of the second season where the main group of the coup set foot for Okinawa to terrorize more men, but out comes a storm. While they are waiting for the storm to go away, they played some strip poker because "it's for the fans" of course. Hours later, and Umi was on the losing streak, she insisted to play one more time, but lost again miserably showing her shocked expression on her face as if she has a cruise missile up her ass, that we know today. That face became popular across the Web and was used as a template kinda like the Chaika face, and this meme is still used to this very day.

See Also

• Animu
• Otaku
• Capitalism
• Feminism
• K-On!

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