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[[Image:Castle_Crashers_cover.jpg|thumb|right|Cover art reeks of [[Newgrounds]] and other flash tier shit.]] | [[Image:Castle_Crashers_cover.jpg|thumb|right|Cover art reeks of [[Newgrounds]] and other flash tier shit.]] | ||
'''Castle Crashers''' is a [[meme|popular]] game on [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]] and [[Steam]] where you beat the shit out of everything and everyone. You can also play co op with your [[Butt buddy|friend]] online or with, *gasp* local co op in the same house??? The game is made popular thanks to [[Jewtube|popular YouTubers]] making endless fucking let's plays of the game, along with [[Newgrounds]] endless amount of [[autists]] and [[asperger]] children. | '''Castle Crashers''' is a [[meme|popular]] game on [[Xbox 360]], [[Playstation 3]] and [[Steam]] where you beat the shit out of everything and everyone. You can also play co op with your [[Butt buddy|friend]] online or with, *gasp* local co op in the same house??? The game is made popular thanks to [[Jewtube|popular YouTubers]] making endless fucking let's plays of the game, along with [[Newgrounds]] endless amount of [[autists]] and [[asperger]] children. In 2015, the [[Jews|developers]] at The Behemoth decided that a game with fucking flash animation tier visuals needed a remaster of all things, so now you can give them your hard earned money to buy the game you bought years ago. They also released DLC so the [[Jews]] can take more of your money. | ||
The game stars a group of four [[ | The game stars a group of four [[Pedophile|unique]] [[Whiteknight|knights]] who are out to kick the asses of other [[Whiteknight|knights]], a cyclops, [[I'm so random|a giant cat-fish, factory workers, monstrous oceans with ninja pirates,]] [[Jews|alien invaders]]. They're only doing this to [[rape|save]] the daughters of several useless kings, to obtain a totally not Chaos Emerald from [[Sonic]], and defeat a [[nigga|dark lord]]. As this is a [[Newgrounds]] game, you will expect a generic ass [[I'm so random|lol random XD]] story for an already boring as fuck game. Please go play Street of Rage 2 on [[Sega Genesis]] if you don't hate your friend's intelligence. | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:14, 21 March 2024
Castle Crashers is a popular game on Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and Steam where you beat the shit out of everything and everyone. You can also play co op with your friend online or with, *gasp* local co op in the same house??? The game is made popular thanks to popular YouTubers making endless fucking let's plays of the game, along with Newgrounds endless amount of autists and asperger children. In 2015, the developers at The Behemoth decided that a game with fucking flash animation tier visuals needed a remaster of all things, so now you can give them your hard earned money to buy the game you bought years ago. They also released DLC so the Jews can take more of your money.
The game stars a group of four unique knights who are out to kick the asses of other knights, a cyclops, a giant cat-fish, factory workers, monstrous oceans with ninja pirates, alien invaders. They're only doing this to save the daughters of several useless kings, to obtain a totally not Chaos Emerald from Sonic, and defeat a dark lord. As this is a Newgrounds game, you will expect a generic ass lol random XD story for an already boring as fuck game. Please go play Street of Rage 2 on Sega Genesis if you don't hate your friend's intelligence.
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