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[[ED Sysops|The Few, The Proud, The Brave]]. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some left with nary a [[kthxbye|farewell]], others just fell off [[ED:Map|the map]]...all are missed.
This is not a list for absolute nobodies. Don't add your wikifriends to this list just because they went offline for a while.


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The brave, the proud, and the bold. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some of them are from ED.com or ED.rs, and haven't registered since they shut down, while others simply fell off [[ED:Map/old|the map]]. Wherever they are now, they are surely missed and are not forgotten.
*'''[[User:.wil|.wil]]'''
*'''Ajt'''
*'''Banaan'''
*'''[[Blu Aardvark]]''' - Eaten to death by his own [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/browse_thread/thread/8e2900498ed039b2/eaae4a6b96a72895?lnk=raot specially bred sporting dogs].
*'''[[Blu Aardvark]]''' - Eaten to death by his own [http://groups.google.com/group/alt.lifestyle.furry/browse_thread/thread/8e2900498ed039b2/eaae4a6b96a72895?lnk=raot specially bred sporting dogs].
*'''[[User:Theburk|BURK]]''' - Voted off the island by the [[EDF]] and was [[g-line]]d by [[Weev]] as a result. He is now stuck on [[Facebook]] posting misspelled [[emo]] rants and [[hipster]] prints.
*'''[[BURK]]''' - Voted off the island by [[EDF]] and was [[g-lined]] by [[weev]] as a result. He is now stuck on [[Facebook]] posting misspelled [[emo]] rants and [[hipster]] prints.
*'''[[User:Chunkmunky|Chunkmunky]]''' and '''[[User:Crazyconan|Crazyconan]]''' - One too many [[Dancing Sandwich]]es. Though Crazyconan's a [[13 year-old boy|kid]]...
*'''[[User:Whereisthygodnow|Chankachankaboo]]'''
*'''[[User:Endedrural|Endedrural]]''' - ED’s own rainbow yoshi. He was sacrificed after jumping off a cliff in order for Mario to reach the other side.
*'''Chunkmunky'''
*'''[[User:Finney|Finney]]''' - Rumored to have found her [[Dyke|perfect woman]].
*'''[[User:CosmicSewerHobo|CosmicSewerHobo]]''' - Got drafted into the Mujahideen or something like that.
*'''[[User:Garrett|Garrett]]''' - Self-pwned himself by revoking his own status as a bureaucrat (therefore becoming a regular ED user) and never returned after having family and friends doxed by [[Daniel Brandt]].
*'''Crazyconan'''
*'''[[User:Creative Username|Creative Username]]''' - Lost e-battle with [[Zaiger]].
*'''DCY'''
*'''Drunkenlazybastard''' Slowly killing self with alcohol in the hill country of the republic of texas.
*'''[[User:E|E]]''' - Unexpectedly disappeared with all the server credentials.
*'''Endedrural''' - Sacrificed after jumping off a cliff in order for Mario to reach the other side.
*'''Entropy'''
*'''Ezrahalogen'''
*'''Finney''' Confirmed alive in the pacific north west, also damp.
*'''[[User:Fiskie|Fiskie]]''' - It just didn't feel the same since the site split from the .com domain. Moved on, doing own projects now. If you knew me, feel free to add me on [http://steamcommunity.com/id/fiskie Steam].
*'''[[Garrett]]''' - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUkx3Dx3F94 Got a job, got a home, got a girl. Some of us have to grow up sometimes ;_;]
*'''[[Ghostlight]]''' - Purported to have gotten lost in his LiveJournal inbox buried under messages.
*'''[[Ghostlight]]''' - Purported to have gotten lost in his LiveJournal inbox buried under messages.
*'''Ghost People''' - British EDF2 artfag who disappeared in 2014.
*'''[[User:Halcy|Halcy]]'''
*'''Hardvice'''
*'''Hoveround''' Still alive and shitposting on facebook about his degenerate homosexual lifestyle.
*'''[[User:IckleBee|IckleBee]]''' - Known as the Godfather of the deviantART articles of ED.
*'''[[User:IckleBee|IckleBee]]''' - Known as the Godfather of the deviantART articles of ED.
*'''[[Jawsome]]''' - Unfortunately entered into a [[Friend Zone|healthy relationship]] and possibly graduated from [[Art School]].
*'''Iicatsii'''
*'''[[User:Thedreadedkettle|Ket]]''' - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was [[An Tyrant]].
*'''JailBait'''
*'''[[User:Paco650|Paco]]''' - ED's token [[Beaner]], Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the [[bailout plan|US economy took a crap]].
*'''Jasper'''
*'''[[User:Pierced|Pierced]]''' - Entered a wormhole in ''[[EVE Online]]'', possibly stuck.
*'''Jawsome''' - Unfortunately entered into a [[Friend Zone|healthy relationship]] and possibly graduated from [[Art School]].
*'''[[PirateSmacK]]''' - PLEASE COME BACK!!!ONE1!11 [[ZAIGER]] MISSES U.
*'''Jmax'''
*'''[[User:Kaizen|kaizen]]''' - Disappeared in late 2023 with the ED server keys.
*'''[[User:LiteralKa|LiteralKa]]''' - Gave up his entire life force to a crippling cocaine addiction
*'''[[User:Milwin|Milwin]]''' - The token Arab toast of EDF2 and a superb shitposter, he/she/it vanished in 2014 without a trace. Most likely has been beheaded by ISIS or something.
*<strike>'''[[User:Mr Jonzz|Mr Jonzz]]''' - Possibly KIA serving in the Justice League.</strike> - Escaped the Phantom Zone.
*'''[[User:Mu.ollin|Mu.ollin]]''' - Fled the Tor cave for Switzerland, he was truly a cool bro.
*'''Paco650''' - ED's token [[Beaner]], Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the [[bailout plan|US economy took a crap]].
*'''PieAreSquare'''
*'''Pierced''' - Entered a wormhole in ''[[EVE Online]]'', possibly stuck.
*'''[[PirateSmacK]]''' - <s>Caused the Dancing Sandw</s> PLEASE COME BACK!!!ONE1!11.
*'''[[Quasidan]]''' - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
*'''[[Quasidan]]''' - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
*'''[[Riboflavin|Ribo]]''' - Thought to be in [[Gitmo]] after being mistaken for [[Cho Seung Hui]] on the [[Virginia Tech]] campus.
*'''[[Riboflavin]]''' - Thought to be in [[Gitmo]] after being mistaken for [[Cho Seung Hui]] on the [[Virginia Tech]] campus.
*'''Ritegroic'''
*'''[[Ryan]]''' - [[v&]] due to botnet.
*'''[[Ryan]]''' - [[v&]] due to botnet.
*'''[[User:Speedycat|Speedycat]]''' - He sure was speedy.
*'''Sheneequa''' -Not actually black, or a woman.
*'''[[User:Silivrenion|Silivrenion]]''' - Became an Admin on ED.ch and deserted one week later after its creation (literally).
*'''[[User:Silivrenion|Silivrenion]]''' - Became an Admin on ED.ch and deserted one week later after its creation (literally).
*'''Speedycat''' - He sure was speedy.
*'''Subseven''' Not seen since [[ODB]]'s wake in LA
*'''[[Tfo]]''' - Last seen [[Rape|hate-fucking]] a [[Anon|nameless]] [[homeless]] [[Gay|man]] in Prague's backstreets.
*'''[[Tfo]]''' - Last seen [[Rape|hate-fucking]] a [[Anon|nameless]] [[homeless]] [[Gay|man]] in Prague's backstreets.
*'''[[Thedreadedkettle]]''' - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was [[An Tyrant]].
*'''[[User:TKN|TKN]]'''
*'''[[User:Wattage|Wattage]]''' - Wattage appeared on the [[ED:Map]] in late [[2006]] and immediately set about [[ræp]]ing the fuck out of the fledgling [[YouTube]], trolling [[PeppermintPatti]], [[Argent]] and [[Bravesgirl]]. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late [[2007]] after -rumour has it- [[christfag|finding God]].
*'''[[User:Wattage|Wattage]]''' - Wattage appeared on the [[ED:Map]] in late [[2006]] and immediately set about [[ræp]]ing the fuck out of the fledgling [[YouTube]], trolling [[PeppermintPatti]], [[Argent]] and [[Bravesgirl]]. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late [[2007]] after -rumour has it- [[christfag|finding God]].
*'''[[Yiri]]''' - supposedly in an [[australia]]n jail; this is an obvious lie by the government in order to cover the fact that he decimated the squad they sent to arrest him with his knife and vanished
*'''Weatherman'''
*'''[[User:Zenophile808|Zenophile]]''' - Turned out to be The Final Boss of [[Chanology]], vanished without trace when [[Anon]]'s forces were overrun by [[moralfag]]s. Thought to be [[Agent Pubeit]].
*'''[[WhiteMystery]]''' - MysteryBot's operator; never returned to ED after .com shut down in [[2011]]. Probably raped to death by robo cock.
*<s>'''[[User:Zionistacat|Zionistacat]]''' - Still trying to assemble a bookshelf in [[Sweden|IKEA]].</s> Finally got the damn thing assembled and has returned to duty.
*'''[[Yiri]]''' -<strike>Supposedly in an [[Australian]] jail, though this is rumored to be false.</strike> served time in Silverwater Correctional Centre for beating up a girl, currently lives in South America (Ya, Rly)
*'''[[Zenophile|Zenophile808]]''' - Turned out to be The Final Boss of [[Chanology]]; vanished without trace when [[Anon]]'s forces were overrun by [[moralfags]]. Thought to be [[Agent Pubeit]].
*'''[[Zionistacat]]'''


==See Also==
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*[[Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The people we are happy to be rid of.
*[[Deceased Encyclopedia Dramaticians]] - The elite among us who have [[died]] in their line of service to ED.


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Latest revision as of 22:16, 7 January 2024

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The brave, the proud, and the bold. The following is a list of ED's finest who are missing in action. Some of them are from ED.com or ED.rs, and haven't registered since they shut down, while others simply fell off the map. Wherever they are now, they are surely missed and are not forgotten.

  • .wil
  • Ajt
  • Banaan
  • Blu Aardvark - Eaten to death by his own specially bred sporting dogs.
  • BURK - Voted off the island by EDF and was g-lined by weev as a result. He is now stuck on Facebook posting misspelled emo rants and hipster prints.
  • Chankachankaboo
  • Chunkmunky
  • CosmicSewerHobo - Got drafted into the Mujahideen or something like that.
  • Crazyconan
  • Creative Username - Lost e-battle with Zaiger.
  • DCY
  • Drunkenlazybastard Slowly killing self with alcohol in the hill country of the republic of texas.
  • E - Unexpectedly disappeared with all the server credentials.
  • Endedrural - Sacrificed after jumping off a cliff in order for Mario to reach the other side.
  • Entropy
  • Ezrahalogen
  • Finney Confirmed alive in the pacific north west, also damp.
  • Fiskie - It just didn't feel the same since the site split from the .com domain. Moved on, doing own projects now. If you knew me, feel free to add me on Steam.
  • Garrett - Got a job, got a home, got a girl. Some of us have to grow up sometimes ;_;
  • Ghostlight - Purported to have gotten lost in his LiveJournal inbox buried under messages.
  • Ghost People - British EDF2 artfag who disappeared in 2014.
  • Halcy
  • Hardvice
  • Hoveround Still alive and shitposting on facebook about his degenerate homosexual lifestyle.
  • IckleBee - Known as the Godfather of the deviantART articles of ED.
  • Iicatsii
  • JailBait
  • Jasper
  • Jawsome - Unfortunately entered into a healthy relationship and possibly graduated from Art School.
  • Jmax
  • kaizen - Disappeared in late 2023 with the ED server keys.
  • LiteralKa - Gave up his entire life force to a crippling cocaine addiction
  • Milwin - The token Arab toast of EDF2 and a superb shitposter, he/she/it vanished in 2014 without a trace. Most likely has been beheaded by ISIS or something.
  • Mr Jonzz - Possibly KIA serving in the Justice League. - Escaped the Phantom Zone.
  • Mu.ollin - Fled the Tor cave for Switzerland, he was truly a cool bro.
  • Paco650 - ED's token Beaner, Paco went back to Mexico to get a decent job after the US economy took a crap.
  • PieAreSquare
  • Pierced - Entered a wormhole in EVE Online, possibly stuck.
  • PirateSmacK - Caused the Dancing Sandw PLEASE COME BACK!!!ONE1!11.
  • Quasidan - ED's token Jew never returned from Yom Kippur where he was asked to atone for his contributions to ED.
  • Riboflavin - Thought to be in Gitmo after being mistaken for Cho Seung Hui on the Virginia Tech campus.
  • Ritegroic
  • Ryan - v& due to botnet.
  • Sheneequa -Not actually black, or a woman.
  • Silivrenion - Became an Admin on ED.ch and deserted one week later after its creation (literally).
  • Speedycat - He sure was speedy.
  • Subseven Not seen since ODB's wake in LA
  • Tfo - Last seen hate-fucking a nameless homeless man in Prague's backstreets.
  • Thedreadedkettle - Snatched by dingos in the Australian outback. He was An Tyrant.
  • TKN
  • Wattage - Wattage appeared on the ED:Map in late 2006 and immediately set about ræping the fuck out of the fledgling YouTube, trolling PeppermintPatti, Argent and Bravesgirl. This troll of trolls simply vanished into the ether in late 2007 after -rumour has it- finding God.
  • Weatherman
  • WhiteMystery - MysteryBot's operator; never returned to ED after .com shut down in 2011. Probably raped to death by robo cock.
  • Yiri -Supposedly in an Australian jail, though this is rumored to be false. served time in Silverwater Correctional Centre for beating up a girl, currently lives in South America (Ya, Rly)
  • Zenophile808 - Turned out to be The Final Boss of Chanology; vanished without trace when Anon's forces were overrun by moralfags. Thought to be Agent Pubeit.
  • Zionistacat

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