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i don't like these gay mass shootings but i feel like this should be the AOTN
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{{center|<big>'''[[Harambe]]'''</big>}}
{{AOTN|Salvador Ramos|Salvador ramos adam tranza.png|
[[Image:Harambe Senseless Death.jpg|right|250px]]
'''Salvador Ramos''' a.k.a. ''Adam Tranza'' was a [[tranny]] who tried to beat the [[Sandy Hook]] record. He killed his [[grandma|nagging nanny]] just like [[Adam Lanza|Lanza]], then went to a local school and opened fire on a bunch of [[loli|kids]], creating a [[lulz|lulzfest]] in the school. He unfortunately only got up to 19 confirmed kills on the [[lolis]] before the [[cops]] got to him and put him down.
'''Harambe''' was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street [[nigger]]. He [[dindu nuffin]] and had just celebrated his [[Trayvon Martin|17th birthday.]] Lo and behold, some dumb negress named '''Michelle Gregg''' threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than '''Deonne Dickerson''', who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a [[retard]]ed and [[Tautogram|drug dealing degenerate darkie]]. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the [[Womyn]] and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they wouldbecame her [[personal army]] and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
|HISTORIC FIRST TRANS LATINX SCHOOL SHOOTER!|r9gay|Elliot Rodger|NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS}}
Later, this brave [[African-American|primate]] was martyred by becoming an internet meme, and even a potential [[2016 Presidential Election|2016 USA Presidential Candidate]].
It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “[[Dicks out for Harambe|all pull together]]” in Swahili. (more like "[[Faggotry|all pull your dicks out together]]")
{{center|<big>[[Harambe|'''(( DID HARAMBE DO MONKEYPOX THO? ))''']]</big>}}
{{recentlyfeatured|r9gay|Elliot Rodger|NOBODY SET ANYTHING, LAZY FAGGOTS}}
Salvador Ramos a.k.a. Adam Tranza was a tranny who tried to beat the Sandy Hook record. He killed his nagging nanny just like Lanza, then went to a local school and opened fire on a bunch of kids, creating a lulzfest in the school. He unfortunately only got up to 19 confirmed kills on the lolis before the cops got to him and put him down.
