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Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy. | Hey, [[Shit]] happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] we employ some of the best computer specialists that a [[McDonalds]] Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy. | ||
To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam|rocks]] and [[Death|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently. | To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the [[Earth|World-wide]] Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to [[Divide by zero|zero]] and children are playing with sticks, [[Islam|rocks]] and [[Death|dead]] Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently. | ||
Now, remember to breathe deep and | Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your [[Dog]]. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online. | ||
If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake. | If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate|Donate]] a few [[Jew Gold|Shekals]] to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake. | ||
Latest revision as of 18:09, 29 July 2023
Hey, Shit happens and to keep that shit from ruining your experience here on ED we employ some of the best computer specialists that a McDonalds Happy Meal and Apple Pie can buy.
To keep the whole site from crashing and erasing all our hard work like the EMP from the World-wide Nuclear symphony will do when it takes everything back to zero and children are playing with sticks, rocks and dead Squirrels where towering buildings once stood, we take a little time off and make sure everything is running efficiently.
Now, remember to breathe deep and patch that wall you were punching. It's all better now. You can stop kicking your Dog. Now wipe away those tears. We're back online.
If you don't want to see us going offline again you could always Donate a few Shekals to us so we can get the next level up when it comes to computer specialists and buy the ones willing to work for a Whopper Value Meal and a chocolate shake.
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