User:Battlestaradama/Eric Hightower

Main Pass Time

Eric Hightower is a shape-shifting amateur troll whose main pass time is viewing ads from craigslist for months. He then flags and shuts the ad down depriving happiness to all. He likes to IP backtrace bullshit to other states in order to fool any potential trace from law enforcement but it is futile. The trace has started and he shall be found.

He is single handedly responsible for everything that is wrong with the world, he is not a simple troll for lol's he is also a narc and will contact law enforcement simply for the laughs, on that note he is also law enforcement.

Eric Hightower has the power to take possession of any being, anytime you did something stupid such as loosing car keys, breaking your tv, punching a mirror or a minor, Eric Hightower was involved, trust me.

Eric Hightower displaying his smugness, but he knows where lucy is and he wont share

Hightowerness

He likes to sit on top of his hightower, hightowering with his tower. It is difficult to over hightower his hightower since he will simply make it more hightowerness. The plan to deTower his hightower is under way, not sure hows its gonna work but John Goodman is involved.

Cop being an Eric Hightower