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Debi Daly sans hours of Photoshop

Debi Daly (Powerword: Debi Montoya) hosts what she likes to refer to as a “show” on BlogTalkRadio. Debi’s typical program centers on her failed rationalization of trolling, claiming to be a psychic Christfag, shitty-quality audio clips, interviews with the mentally handicapped, dead silence, and giving out unsubstantiated medical advice. Debi also enjoys camwhoring for young men on the internet and peddling drugs to other show hosts. She's also a habitual liar with gas problems. Any other show host who has pointed this out on air has been eliminated from the JewTalkRadio network, so think twice before crossing this attention whore.

Please Note: Debi pretends that BlogTalkRadio is not her main media output, and that many other people listen to her on her Official Site

A History of Debi

The Beginning

On January 26, 1959 a soulless wretch named Deborah Montoya was born. Claiming to be abused by both her mother and her brother, we can only hope she's telling the truth for once. The fact that her father was a gay marine seems to have given her the impression that she herself is a marine. This is by no means true, and is actually insulting to real soldiers.

4chan

Starting in the winter of 2009-2010, Debi's relatively new show has been the target of numerous 4chan raids which resulted in thousands of newfags calling in and spouting memes on air. Some of the better trolls stuck around and became the internet hate machine they embody today. Hence, Debi religiously researches memes by reading about them on Yahoo! Answers.

Troll War I

In the same winter that most of her trolls arrived the Bill Waggoner Crew, or BWC, pit BTR's two craziest hosts against each other in what would become known as the the first Troll War. Their shows rand at the same time and consisted entirely of insulting the other, with some provocation from some BWC members. This war lasted for the majority of the year 2010, until Debi, being the good person she is, started bribing the cancer-ridden (seriously) Director of Customer Relations with BlogTalkRadio, Shannon Dingee-Kramer. As a result, the ToS don't apply to Debi, and Waggoner's show has been cancelled, his name even being censored from the website as a euphemism.

Troll War II

December, 2010, not long after the first Troll War, a BTR host known as Vince in the Bay made a remix (in the style of Star Wars) involving Debi, Moxie, One Angry Jew, Ken Moore and GOOFY BONE (BTR hosts). Debi hates virtually all of these people, and saw Vince's hosting of them as an attack on her. This caused her to feud with Vince as she did with Waggoner, albeit a more 1-directional attack, as Vince didn't really give a fuck. GOOFY BONE, lacking any creative thought processes whatsoever, decided to steal the Star Wars idea from Vince and suck at life.

The Nervous Breakdown

Debi's most recent encounter with trolls has left her completely desperate and she's under the impression that someone by the user name of Wild Goose is orchestrating her "internet hate machine." In this excerpt from her tantrum, she blames Goose for producing blogs, videos, and inciting 4chan raids on her show:


Previous Video | Next Video

For now, enjoy her breakdown here.

Current Status

Since the emotional meltdown, Debi has been swinging a knife in the dark in terms of finding out who exactly is to blame for mobilizing her so-called "hate campaign." She frequently shifts the blame between Moxie, Wild Goose, Doctor Herpington, John Brand, and a medley of other fine trolls. When Debi is feeling extra pissed and hopeless, she makes false claims of having alerted the FBI, Dallas PD, and Ghostbusters. The reason she hasn't lived up to this threat is that she knows she would be utterly fucked if she drew police attention to herself; being that both she and her husband engage in organized crime, drug trafficking, and tax evasion. Currently, her "show" is resting in ruins and the majority of her audience is comprised of trolls. The small minority of people who listen and call in to legitfag/whiteknight just feel sorry for her. Stay tuned for more epic drama and lulz.

Relationships With Other Hosts

Moxie

Debi's contempt for other females stems from her primitive worldview and tenuous grasp of reality. Debi feels that if she maintains a friendly rapport with another female for an extended period of time, that female will reach through the tubes of the internet and run off with her beaner husband; therefore every other female is a threat. Moxie embodies everything Debi fears. When she left her show in February of 2011, Moxie became Debi's arbitrary scapegoat for anything negative mentioned about her on the internet. She is everywhere and she is everyone. If you can't stand Debi's voice, you're Moxie. If you disagree with Debi, you're Moxie. If you mention Debi's real age, you're Moxie. If you think the show is boring, you're Moxie. The reason Vic is staying in a hotel tonight? Moxie. The reason Debi is being trolled? Moxie. Debi's own shadow? Moxie. Debi's obsession with Moxie was epitomized on April 3, 2011 when she claimed that her husband had "a guy on a stakeout taking pictures and video of Moxie."

Bill Waggoner

Bill Waggoner is likely Debi's most notable enemy. The two engaged in a Troll War in the winter of 2009-2010 that ultimately ended in Bill losing his show as well as his right testicle. Debi's relationship with Bill Waggoner has since become something of an enigma, as Debi and Bill speak well of one another on air, but in private circles, their reserved animosity towards each other is brought to the forefront. Also, Debi has admittedly attempted to distribute illicit drugs to Bill and his crack-addicted family of aspies.

Debi has claimed multiple times that she and Bill are great friends, and that she is even a member of the BWC (Bill Waggoner Crew), when in fact she was trolled into believing she had "membership."

Ol Rooter

Debi claims to have a personal relationship with Ol Rooter in real life, going so far as to say she's been in his pizza parlor. This is clearly not true, as Ol Rooter has a video of her "visiting" his wife's birthday party in a Skype call. Ol Rooter also trolls her on her own show, providing evidence of the fact that he hates her along with the majority of the planet. This is further proven by his video tags he uses: "Debi bitch daly".

Ghost

Debi thinks that because they are both "well known" BTR hosts, they are great friends. She also claims full right to play clips from his most recent show during her hour. It should be noted that Ghost hates anyone who steals content from his show, especially Debi. If she comes back late from a cigarette break, a frequent excuse is that she was "just on the phone with Ghost."

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Bath Tub Girl

BTG hosts her own BTR show from, you guessed it, her bathtub. She often calls into the DebiDaly show to talk about shit no one cares about. She, like Debi, is a fake psychic, and claims that her bathtub gives her visions. While on air, she can be heard splashing around with her rubber ducky. She also has an unhealthy obsession with Oprah.

She thinks prostitution should be legal and often proudly claims that she is a lupus-ridden dominatrix whore.

To request her hourly rates, please visit her Twitter account: http://twitter.com/bathtubgirl1

Personal Life


[-+]Current Dox

Deborah Ann Beane Montoya

Born: January 26, 1959

Contact Information:

  • Cell Phone
    • Cell phone number: Disconnected
    • Service provider: AT&T
    • Husband’s number: (214) 450-9486
  • Work Phone
    • Work phone number: (214) 747-5151
    • Service provider: Southwestern Bell - TX

Interweb Presence

Known eMail Addresses

Miscellania

Known Addresses

  • Home Address
    • 225 Sunray Lane
    • Sunnyvale, TX 75182
  • Work Address
    • Superior Bail Bonds
    • 230 South Riverfront Boulevard
    • Dallas, TX 75207

Physical Appearance

Debi suffers from subpar aesthetic qualities to put it lightly. As you can imagine this is a point of contention with her. In fact, there is so much contention, she ends up quickly hating any women who are younger and/or prettier than her. For Daly, a Grandma at the age of 52 (53 on January 26) that means she hates pretty much all women. After having looked at her pictures, you may have noticed her crazy wall-eye. Deb is a textbook projector and knows exactly what her fucked up eye looks like. But for some god awful reason, she has created a story about each of her eyes. One of them is her "smart eye" and the other is her "sexy eye". It is unknown which eye is which, because they both look batshit crazy.

Debi cites the reason for her visible bloating as being the side effect of Zantac 75. This gas problem became so significant that in late 2011, scientists from around the globe held an international conference concerning Debi and her flatulence. It has been found that Debi's excess release of methane gas is responsible for at least two acres of rainforest being lost on a daily basis. Al Gore, the savior of the Earth's atmosphere and inventor of the internet, asserted that if Debi's gastric releases are not curbed within the next two years, the worlds rainforests may be gone by 2030. Debi's farts have also been bottled and proliferated to third world countries for use in armed conflicts. The use of Debi's farts in combat is a blatant violation of the 1925 Geneva Protocol passed by the League of Nations.

Husband

Debi doesn't like to admit that she's married.

Her illegal immigrant husband, Vic, is a licensed bail bondsman who owns a company named Inferior Bail Bonds. Debi’s frequent misuse of Vic’s access to law enforcement databases is another exciting staple of her show (i.e. looking up warrants and performing credit checks on random listeners). He is also "affectionately" referred to as "The Banhammer" when moderating Debi's chat room.

Son

Stephen has “special needs,” smokes weed every day, and has managed to convince his mother that playing video games such as Call of Duty qualifies as gainful employment. He’s clearly the product of good breeding. By stories Debi has told on the show (and most show contain JUST stories), Stephen is clearly embarrassed by his Mother's show and addiction to the Internet.

Daughter

Heather can speak for herself. In fact, here’s a video of Heather asking for it:

Grandson

Jett is a beautiful harlequin baby.

Jett, or the Dominator as his family calls him, is the illegitimate child of Heather and a fine gentleman the identity of whom she can't seem to recall. Her now ex-boyfriend, Sean, was scared away from that healthy relationship by Debi's own mental instability. Sean was both shocked and delighted when he was sued for child support and the DNA test results came out negative.

Some argue the biological father is Wild Goose, who infiltrated one of Heather's house parties and violently invaded her vagoo.

Possible other baby daddies include:

  • Mel Gibson
  • Stephen
  • Heather's own father, Billy Jack, a horse who went off to the glue factory years ago
  • Dalton, one of Debi's pet tards
  • Trim, Debi's dead pimp
  • George W. Bush
  • Goofy Bone
  • Strope
  • Several other strange men

Heather is also suspected of giving birth to thousands of other illegitimate children. These children's fetuses, being black, were all flushed down the toilet.

Drug Use

Debi has admitted to doing a number of drugs including (but not limited to) cocaine, MDMA and weed. She points out these things multiple times on her show. Perhaps she is trying to seem "cool and edgy" for her kids. Her story of cocaine addiction is thus:

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There was a child of my friend, his name was ______. Now, for some reason, I always called him my Niece. He was the one who kept nagging at me to quit. Now, he was afraid of walking Didn't want to walk across the stage for his middle school graduation, because it was lame with all the [Hums Pomp and Circumstance]. So, I told him , that, If he walked accords the stage, I would quit cold turkey. Well, we went to the ceremony, and I eventually saw him walk across the stage. I excused myself, and went to the ladies room. The door lady said that I <sing-sing voice> couldn't come back in if I left </sing-song voice>. Well, I went the the bathroom, and took out my bag that had all my cocaine stuff in it.And I flushed it down to toilet. And I never did it again.
TL;DR: She faked it.


Known Dead Relatives

Remember to remind her of, laugh at, and insult these people if you call in:

  • Grandfather
  • Grandmother
  • Father
  • Mother
  • Younger Brother
  • Uncle
  • 1 other that "Shall Not be Named"

It is also notable that all these died within a short time span of each other.

Outrageous Claims

Debi is a pathological liar and at least 100% of what she says is falsehood. Here are some of her most notable lies.

   
“ 		 
I was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.
  		„
  		 

—Debi (Ugly as hell)

   
“ 		 
I have a soul
  		„
  		 

—Says the Psychic

   
“ 		 
Trolls infiltrate my daughter's house parties.
  		„
  		 

—The daughter's a slut, so who would?

   
“ 		 
There was a radio in my backyard planted by someone other than myself.
  		„
  		 

—See: Ghost

   
“ 		 
I took too much “Xantac 75″ that’s why I’m fat y’all!
  		„
  		 

—See:Hambeast

   
“ 		 
I had four engagement rings at one time.
  		„
  		 

—What a slut

   
“ 		 
I have only slept with Victor.
  		„
  		 

—MOAR LIES

   
“ 		 
Everyone in Dallas wanted to marry me.
  		„
  		 

—Odd, seeing as everyone in Dallas hates her

   
“ 		 
You guys have never caught me in a lie.
  		„
  		 

—See: All these quotes

   
“ 		 
I've never been in a lawsuit.
  		„
  		 

—Also odd, seeing as she's threatened to bring trolls to court

   
“ 		 
I've never hated anyone.
  		„
  		 

—Except everyone who's called in

   
“ 		 
I'm a psychic/intuitive.
  		„
  		 

—...

   
“ 		 
Everyone hates me because I'm perfect.
  		„
  		 

—I get so tired of being right. It's like right, right, right , right ,right

   
“ 		 
I've never photoshopped any of my pictures.
  		„
  		 

—...

   
“ 		 
I'm 42.
  		„
  		 

—x3

   
“ 		 
I've never done/seen this before.
  		„
  		 

—Just about everything

   
“ 		 
I have good friends that stand by me
  		„
  		 

—Dalton and Augs don't count.

   
“ 		 
The Authorities know everything that's happened ... Someone is gonna end up in jail, if not prison
  		„
  		 

—Debi bitching about trolls to a "Friend"

   
“ 		 
I know a Dallas County Court Judge because she hit on Victor
  		„
  		 

—she wanted us to put this

   
“ 		 
Ive never done anal
  		„
  		 

—Knowing Vic, this actually may be true.

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