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'''Nurse Who''' is a long-running British science fiction TV series that's been both a source of merchandising success and professional embarrassment to the BBC. Nurse Who is to the British what Star Trek, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica or even Stargate is to Americans; something for asexual geeks to masturbate to in lieu of finding a real life and having at least, the tiniest chance of reproducing. Since the show is British it is forced to hire better actors and writers to distract viewers from all them fucked up teeth. If one had to sum up the appeal of Nurse Who, one would have to describe it as the dullest show evar made - even compared to the webcast PowerPoint anime starring Withnail and the universally acclaimed USAnian movie. It's main selling point for American faggots is that, unlike every show in their motherland, it somehow manages to mention the occasional faggot without turning EVERY CHARACTER ON THE SHOW INTO ONE. For those unsatisfied with the reasonable levels of faggotry, the BBC created Torchwood. Today, Nurse Who is [[Avatar]] for otherkin.
'''Fishtank''', also called '''Fishtank Live''' was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) [[Sam Hyde]], er, "Jason [[jew|Goldstriker]]". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and [[autist|lolcow enthusiast]]: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of [[USA|'Murican]] money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.
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Featured Article - Fishtank

Fishtank, also called Fishtank Live was an interwebz-hosted "reality show"/"game show" founded in 2023 by Americunt comedy hack (and notorious terrorist) Sam Hyde, er, "Jason Goldstriker". The basis of the show was the dream of every OG-style internet troll and lolcow enthusiast: Get a bunch of autists together IRL in a house, remove their phones, and force them to compete in depraved challenges for "money", while people online watch the lulz ensue. The initial prize offered to the unlucky "winner" was a mere $10,000.00 of 'Murican money which isn't really that much - but it was eventually upped to $30K USD. This shitshow lasted for just a bit under two months in 2023 before ending its first season.


(( SEASON TWO OF FISHTANK IN WINTER 2023/24 ))