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[[Google|Jewgle]] Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over [[Chrome]] by [[Google]] and [[Adobe]].
==See also==
 
*[[Donny Long]]
Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet [[faggot]]???? It's used by [[NASA]], and powered by [[Adobe|Adobe Reader]]
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== Ultrons release ==
 
All this faggotry came obviously from [[4chan|4chin]] when an anon who claimed to be an [[CS3|IT expert]] failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented [[over 9000]] shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as [[Reddit]], Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his [[Botnet]] (he obviously succeeded)
 
Google Ultron features are:
* Powered by [[Adobe|Adobe Reader]]: this makes loading pages much faster.
* Zero-Gravity Proof: Works in space without errors.
* Improved incognito mode.
* You can [http://www.downloadmoreram.com/ download more RAM] with it.
* Looks like Google [[Chrome]].
* Best security and encryption: from IE 5.5
* Safety fallback built-in: in case you get infected by jitterbug, Ultron uninstalls and makes IE your default browser.
* Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...)
* Pink windows make the browser even faster
 
== Gallery ==
 
{{center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:googleultronatgoogle.jpg|Trolling reaches Google forums
Image:googleultronrocket.png|Its faster than a rocket
Image:googleultronnasa.png|
</gallery>}}
 
== External Links ==
 
*[http://ultronbrowser.info/ Google Ultron official site]
*[https://imgur.com/gallery/W9Pnh Tutorial for upgrading Chrome to Ultron]
*[https://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f Tales of IT Part 1]
*[https://imgur.com/a/AOz0d Tales of IT Part 2]
 
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Latest revision as of 10:36, 28 September 2022

Google Ultron

Jewgle Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over Chrome by Google and Adobe.

Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet faggot???? It's used by NASA, and powered by Adobe Reader


Ultrons release

All this faggotry came obviously from 4chin when an anon who claimed to be an IT expert failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented over 9000 shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as Reddit, Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his Botnet (he obviously succeeded)

Google Ultron features are:

  • Powered by Adobe Reader: this makes loading pages much faster.
  • Zero-Gravity Proof: Works in space without errors.
  • Improved incognito mode.
  • You can download more RAM with it.
  • Looks like Google Chrome.
  • Best security and encryption: from IE 5.5
  • Safety fallback built-in: in case you get infected by jitterbug, Ultron uninstalls and makes IE your default browser.
  • Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...)
  • Pink windows make the browser even faster

Gallery

  • Trolling reaches Google forums
    Trolling reaches Google forums
  • Its faster than a rocket
    Its faster than a rocket

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