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| | '''CallMeCarson''' (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit [[insane]], overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an [[unskilled]] bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding [[YouTube]] and [[Twitch]] for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and talking random stuff on Discord. And these two things are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this [[ugly]] bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer. |
| '''Among Us''' (also known as '''Among Us 1''' during the initial development of the sequel known as "Among Us 2") and also known as '''Space Mafia''' is a stupid, overrated game created and published by Innersloth, better known as Innerslut. Among Us was originally intended to be a mobile-only multiplayer game with a single map. Before it's popularity, It almost come into an end when a head-developing retard known as Marcus Bromander (who is PuffballsUnited and widely known for Henry Stickman series) never stops whining like a [[faggot]] about the game only [[fail|averaging over 30 to 50 people]]. The first version of the game is nothing other than a bag of shit kind of mobile app that was relevant for only two days on the app stores. Then the past few years, the game became popular, thanks to [[COVID-19 pandemic]] for making us [[boring|bored]] and forcing us to play this shitty game. | |
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| It's an online multiplayer social deduction game where you and everyone else play as astronauts who are given visual "tasks" to complete around the map in order to win a game. [[fake|Impostors]] are enemy characters whose objective is to [[molest]] all of the crewmates on the map. They are given a mock-up list to blend in with their crewmates and sabotage vital systems in order to distract them from fixing their tasks. If one of the players is molested, they turn into a [[ghost]] and can walk through walls, spectate around, and chat with other ghosts, but they STILL have to fucking do the task [[boring|again]]. Crewmates used surveillance cameras to view different parts of the map to help identify imposters. If you were able to find out who and where the player was [[pwned]] at, call a meeting with your crewmates and have them debate who they believe is an imposter based on the evidence, until a plurality vote is held, where they eject the person they believe is an imposter. The person with the most votes is ejected from the space after a certain number of seconds.
| | You know, his content was always unfunny right? but [[retards|13-year-olds]] somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertainable than this abomination of a human being. By now, Carson is still currently on the loose after he got jail-baited by a 17-year-old minor, as well as the other underaged fangirls he manipulated. This led his sperging-fanbase to go absolute insane. For more information, read below. |
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| | On September 9, 2011, Carson launched his first channel under the name bluecreepers1. He started off with his channel under the name bluecreepers1. His content is fueled by shitty generic Minecraft adventure content, Terraria gameplays, and his crudely-animated pivot videos. There is a little known fact that his friends also run this channel, but it has since been abandoned for no reason. |
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| When Among Us was initially released in 2018 to little mainstream attention, it received a huge success, stomping [[Fall Guys]] down into the gravestone and climbing up the mountain of pseudo-fames at its peak, only because many other prominent [[JewTube|JewTubers]] and [[Twitch|streamers]] from other platforms were also playing the game, trying to milk out of it since they're too much of a dull, unoriginal piece of shit to think of original content. Thanks to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic for making us [[boring|bored]] and forcing us to play this shitty game. And also, thanks to unfunny [[basement-dwelling]] [[virgins]] for making us kill ourself for [[Twitter|fueling]] [[TikTok|many]] [[YouTube|platforms]] with cringey Among Us memes. Seriously, these kind of retards are a living embodiment of the word "unfunny".
| | After this worthless channel failed to rise his fat ass into stardom, Carson created another channel as a replacement for his first, uploading game-plays of him playing overrated games while it's recorded with a shitty recording software known as fraps. But 90% of his content is still Minecraft to cover up some of his trashy videos. This channel came to an end after Carson realized his content was the same shit as his first channel. This channel came to an end after realizing his content was the same shit as his first channel. |
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| This shitty game was also ported to many prominent consoles and devices (including [[Xbox]], [[Nintendo Switch]], and [[faggot|PC]]) for $5, while [[Sony]] is a dick-riding jewfag for making the game cost $50 for [[Playstation 5]]. The users who bought these for $5/50 are too much of a dumbass to play on mobile, because they're the same retards who doesn't prefer to play on mobile games. In this case, You can just [[R|pirate]] the game on [[BitTorrent]].
| | After both of these channels got abandoned, Carson, at the time the CallMeCarson channel was made, launched a channel with the name "iceboxSP" on July 8, 2012. All 40 videos have since been made before being abandoned again, for no reason. By now, all of his current videos on his channel CallMeCarson. |
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| *If you haven't already, read the "How to Play" section first dumbass. You can select game-modes "Local" and "Online" ("Single-player" and "multiplayer" in particular). If you don't want to play with [[bots]] in single-player, then go to multiplayer to play with real users, who are more supremely retarded more than the bot itself.
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| *In multiplayer, you can host a game, find a public server, or enter a code from a private server.
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| *You can try a filter to find a server that matches for you, which also has chats in different languages. If you are encountering errors when joining the servers, then try another. This is because the servers are weak as fuck and you can't join at common times, hence their shitty logo name "[[sloth]]". Blame Innerslut for not fixing their shit despite them knowing the game has millions of people playing.
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| *If you join a server when everyone else is waiting to join a game (It can be up to 4 players in the game). Players will spawn in a waiting room before the game begins, where they must wait for more players to join before the game can begin. You can wear cosmetics, which include [[hats]], skins (unused only), and pets, and cost between $0.99 and $2.99, if you don't want to be a bored person who stands in the middle of the waiting room like a lonely faggot. The game's settings are in the top left corner, and you can change them with your laptop if you're the game's host. Remember not to change the settings to make it appear as if you're on drugs.
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| *With the game now begin, the main objective is to get all of your tasks finished along with your crewmates, and also don't forget that there's an Impostor that kills everyone who passes them nearby. The best way to avoid is to get away from the vents, or get near with the crewmates. If you see an imposter, immediately run and presses the emergency button at the middle of the cafeteria, so you can alert the crew-mates to make a meeting about your shitty evidence. If your evidence is clear enough, the Impostor can be ejected out of the existence. If the crewmates, along with the ghosts, had their tasks finished wins the game and loses the game if the crewmates haven't finished the tasks [[lazy|on time]].
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| ==Development==
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| [[Image:Innersloth.png|thumb|right|200px|The creator of this abomination. Developing Among Us is literally just a time-wasting simulator.]]
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| The Unity engine was used to create Among Us, which began development in November 2017. The live-party game ''[[wikipedia:Mafia (party game)|Mafia]]'' and the science fiction horror film ''[[wikipedia:The Thing (1982 film)|The Thing]]'' served as inspiration for the game. Many of the game's mechanics are inspired by ''Mafia''. Marcus Bromander, a co-founder who has been playing the Mafia game since he was a child, came up with the idea first. In order to build Among Us' first map, The Skeld, Among Us paused development to work on another shitty flash-made [[Jewgrounds]] game, The Henry Stickmin Collection. During the development of the first map, they intended for the ship to be constantly in crisis and for the Impostors to be able to do visual tasks. Innersloth found the game extremely painful to do play-testing. They brought eight friends and never fucking tested the game with more than ten people. The game originally intended to be a mobile-only multiplayer game with a single map.
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| Among Us was first released to Android and iOS in June 2018, under the Appid "spacemafia". Turns out, Among Us was nothing more than a shitty kind of mobile game that was relevant for less than four days that averaged over 30 to 50 players daily. They should've not worked on an [[shit|immensely crappy]] murder-mystery-type game for almost six months. Because of this, Brandon never stfu about the game being bad at marketing like a faggot. Innerslut almost abandoned this game multiple times, but continued to keep the ball going to achieve its success by adding new features, such as adding multiplayer, customization, tasks, and other options. Among Us was then released on November 16, 2018. The game originally had no sound. Willard later scrapped together some sound effects to compose the SFW for the game.
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| On August 9, 2019, Innersloth announced the release of a second map as a follow-up to The Skeld, MIRA HQ, although it was released 1 day prior to its announcement. Innerslut also then followed a third map, Polus, a map set on the planet Polus as a planetary base. The fourth map, the Airship, was announced to be released on March 31, 2021. Unlike 80% of Among Us' retarded fanbase, The Airship originated from one of the games in the Stickman series, which was founded by Brandon under the name "PuffballsUnited". Since Innersloth was a team-begging [[jew]] company, the maps used to cost you $4 through in-app purchase. If that wasn't cheap enough, they reduced it $2, but almost none of people actually bought it. Later, they made it free for everyone in June 2020.
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CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding YouTube and Twitch for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and talking random stuff on Discord. And these two things are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer.
You know, his content was always unfunny right? but 13-year-olds somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertainable than this abomination of a human being. By now, Carson is still currently on the loose after he got jail-baited by a 17-year-old minor, as well as the other underaged fangirls he manipulated. This led his sperging-fanbase to go absolute insane. For more information, read below.
Carrer
On September 9, 2011, Carson launched his first channel under the name bluecreepers1. He started off with his channel under the name bluecreepers1. His content is fueled by shitty generic Minecraft adventure content, Terraria gameplays, and his crudely-animated pivot videos. There is a little known fact that his friends also run this channel, but it has since been abandoned for no reason.
After this worthless channel failed to rise his fat ass into stardom, Carson created another channel as a replacement for his first, uploading game-plays of him playing overrated games while it's recorded with a shitty recording software known as fraps. But 90% of his content is still Minecraft to cover up some of his trashy videos. This channel came to an end after Carson realized his content was the same shit as his first channel. This channel came to an end after realizing his content was the same shit as his first channel.
After both of these channels got abandoned, Carson, at the time the CallMeCarson channel was made, launched a channel with the name "iceboxSP" on July 8, 2012. All 40 videos have since been made before being abandoned again, for no reason. By now, all of his current videos on his channel CallMeCarson.
