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'''CallMeCarson''' (born: May 10, 1999 [age 22]) (Powerword: Carson King) is a basement-dwelling teenager with a living embodiment of a failed comedian who tried to be funny on the internet. Carson was often both severely autistic and an ugly loser who tried to make a living off YouTube and Twitch as a revolting live-steamer and gamer. Talking about 80% of his content that everyone called "relevant". Carson typically recorded himself with his friends on Minecraft and Discord, where he and his friends sent out random shit every minute and called it funny. His content was always unfunny, but many 13-year-olds somehow found his shitty content which purely consist of corny jokes funny. This basically proves that you can be an actual comedian without having an actual sense of humor.
'''CallMeCarson''' (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit [[insane]], overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an [[unskilled]] bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding [[YouTube]] and [[Twitch]] for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and talking random stuff on Discord. And these two things are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this [[ugly]] bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer.  


At the beginning of his career, Carson has addictions to a autism-ridden sandbox game of what we known as ''Minecraft''. He created a channel under the username bluecreepers1 at 12, which that made him among the annoying children in the Minecraft fanbase. His old channel is fueled up with crudely-animated pivots, Minecraft, and his Terraria walkthroughs, and had received 8.5k after his "CallMeCarson" channel rises.  
You know, his content was always unfunny right? but [[retards|13-year-olds]] somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertainable than this abomination of a human being. By now, Carson is still currently on the loose after he got jail-baited by a 17-year-old minor, as well as the other underaged fangirls he manipulated. This led his sperging-fanbase to go absolute insane. For more information, read below.
==Carrer==
On September 9, 2011, Carson launched his first channel under the name bluecreepers1. He started off with his channel under the name bluecreepers1. His content is fueled by shitty generic Minecraft adventure content, Terraria gameplays, and his crudely-animated pivot videos. There is a little known fact that his friends also run this channel, but it has since been abandoned for no reason. 


Little did he know that his meteoric rise to fame and faggotry would come to an end when he was allegedly confirmed to be a sex offender. This led to his dick-riding fanbase starting to defend him by saying he did nothing wrong. Since having a fucking brain in your skull is enough to prove that he's a convicted pedophile who actually groomed a child in a two-year gap, but that's not all. He manipulated more. By proving that, His retarded fanbase will still keep defending Carson while everyone else is deceiving him. Carson himself retired in response to the controversy. Really, no shit, he didn't even respond but just retired for more than 4 months? What a scared pussy.
After this worthless channel failed to rise his fat ass into stardom, Carson created another channel as a replacement for his first, uploading game-plays of him playing overrated games while it's recorded with a shitty recording software known as fraps. But 90% of his content is still Minecraft to cover up some of his trashy videos. This channel came to an end after Carson realized his content was the same shit as his first channel. This channel came to an end after realizing his content was the same shit as his first channel.
 
After both of these channels got abandoned, Carson, at the time the CallMeCarson channel was made, launched a channel with the name "iceboxSP" on July 8, 2012. All 40 videos have since been made before being abandoned again, for no reason. By now, all of his current videos on his channel CallMeCarson.

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CallMeCarson (Powerword: Carson King) is an batshit insane, overrated basement-inhabitant who makes a living as a revolting live-streamer, an internet comedian, as well as being an unskilled bulging-gamer who basically doesn't how to play the game properly. Carson is an internet personality whose nothing other than dick-riding YouTube and Twitch for money. Currently busy manipulating his fangirls, he is often known for typically recording his friends while playing Minecraft and talking random stuff on Discord. And these two things are mostly featured in 80% of his content, proving that this ugly bastard is rather uncreative than being an independent 22-year-old entertainer.

You know, his content was always unfunny right? but 13-year-olds somehow manage to find his content that purely consist of actual teenagers doing random shit funny. Technically, if you watch other boring things on YouTube such as the paint drying on the wall means you're simply watching content that's far more entertainable than this abomination of a human being. By now, Carson is still currently on the loose after he got jail-baited by a 17-year-old minor, as well as the other underaged fangirls he manipulated. This led his sperging-fanbase to go absolute insane. For more information, read below.

Carrer

On September 9, 2011, Carson launched his first channel under the name bluecreepers1. He started off with his channel under the name bluecreepers1. His content is fueled by shitty generic Minecraft adventure content, Terraria gameplays, and his crudely-animated pivot videos. There is a little known fact that his friends also run this channel, but it has since been abandoned for no reason. 

After this worthless channel failed to rise his fat ass into stardom, Carson created another channel as a replacement for his first, uploading game-plays of him playing overrated games while it's recorded with a shitty recording software known as fraps. But 90% of his content is still Minecraft to cover up some of his trashy videos. This channel came to an end after Carson realized his content was the same shit as his first channel. This channel came to an end after realizing his content was the same shit as his first channel.

After both of these channels got abandoned, Carson, at the time the CallMeCarson channel was made, launched a channel with the name "iceboxSP" on July 8, 2012. All 40 videos have since been made before being abandoned again, for no reason. By now, all of his current videos on his channel CallMeCarson.

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