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'''Blockatiel''' is a fearless [[bird|warrior]] out to fight the horrors of [[internets]] profanity. He is the arch nemesis of [[Pedobear]] and will stop at nothing to save [[you]] from being blinded by [[shock image]]s.
'''Blockatiel''' is a fearless [[bird|warrior]] out to fight the horrors of [[internets]] profanity. He is the arch nemesis of [[Pedobear]] and will stop at nothing to save [[you]] from being blinded by [[shock image]]s.


Unfortunately for [[13 year old boy]]s, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual [[rape]].
Unfortunately for [[13 year old boy]]s, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual [[Redwall|rape]].


{{Quote|Blockatiel r beautiful burd.|Random Youtube User|color=silver|size=360%}}
{{Quote|Blockatiel r beautiful burd.|Random Youtube User|color=silver|size=360%}}
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Image:Niggerfuckblock.jpg
Image:Nekroblock.jpg|Technically, it's not rape if they're dead.
Image:Nekroblock.jpg|Technically, it's not rape if they're dead.
Image:Dissectedblock.jpg
Image:Dissectedblock.jpg|Sadly, even the [[Raptor Jesus| omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent]] sometimes even fails to save the day!
Image:Bjblock.jpg|Totally [[No homo]].
Image:Bjblock.jpg|Totally [[No homo]].
Image:Blockkiss.jpg|See? Everyone loves Blockatiel.
Image:Blockkiss.jpg|See? Everyone loves Blockatiel.
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Image:Curbblock.gif|Blockatiel protects innocent eyes from the real world.
Image:Curbblock.gif|Blockatiel protects innocent eyes from the real world.
Image:Blockatiel_shocked.jpg|Even Blockatiel is disgusted.
Image:Blockatiel_shocked.jpg|Even Blockatiel is disgusted.
Image:BlockatielDon'tGiveAFuck.jpg|[[CAPS EAGLE|BLOCKATIEL GIVES A FUCK]]
Image:BlockatielDon'tGiveAFuck.jpg|BLOCKATIEL GIVES A FUCK
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Image:Happynegroblock.JPG‎
Image:Blockatielcockgoeswhere.PNG‎
Image:Blockatielcockgoeswhere.PNG‎
Image:Rockatiel.jpg|[[A challenger appears|A CHALLENGER APPEARS]]
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*[[Parakeets]]
*[[Parakeets]]
*[[Superbowl XXX]]
*[[Superbowl XXX]]
*[[SFW Porn]]


==Videos of Blockatiel in Action==
==Videos of Blockatiel in Action==

Latest revision as of 12:25, 27 September 2013

At your service.
Everything has its downside.

This is one cock that won't rape your eyes.

Blockatiel is a fearless warrior out to fight the horrors of internets profanity. He is the arch nemesis of Pedobear and will stop at nothing to save you from being blinded by shock images.

Unfortunately for 13 year old boys, Blockatiel is a close ally of overprotective parents and often blocks images that they do want to see, saving their young minds from visual rape.

   
“ 		 
Blockatiel r beautiful burd.
  		„
  		 

—Random Youtube User

Blockatiel In Action

Watch Blockatiel Block This Attention Whore.


   
“ 		 
Blockatiel's work is never done. He has saved my eyes many a time. I'll never have to buy eye bleach again
  		„
  		 

—BoomBoomSticks

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See Also

Videos of Blockatiel in Action

Blockatiel Censoring Something Disgusting

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