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[[File:PenisBookmark.jpg|thumb|An average bookmark.]] A '''bookmark''' is a placeholder you can use to track pages you have visited on the [[Internet|Web]]. It was originally used for [[irl|real]] books, but who knows how to use those any more? | |||
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:3. Remembering that particularly [[tl;dr|long]] [[Porn|pr0nz]] URL, and disguising it as an annotated guide to Mozart. | :3. Remembering that particularly [[tl;dr|long]] [[Porn|pr0nz]] URL, and disguising it as an annotated guide to Mozart. | ||
IRL bookmarks have no use. IRL Bookmarks are a useless gift you can make out of practically anything, thus negating any need someone could have for one | [[Truth|IRL bookmarks have no use]]. IRL Bookmarks are a useless gift you can make out of practically anything, thus negating any need someone could have for one. | ||
==[[IRL]] bookmark (deprecated)== | ==[[IRL]] bookmark (deprecated)== | ||
[[At least 100 years ago]], '''bookmark''' | [[At least 100 years ago]], a '''bookmark''' was: | ||
:Something placed in a [[Old media|book]] to guide in finding a particular page or passage; also, a label in a book to designate the | :Something placed in a [[Old media|book]] to guide in finding a particular page or passage; also, a label in a book to designate the owner; a bookplate. | ||
This usage was phased out by Congress in [[2006]], since they've stopped using [[IRL]] bookmarks in favor of simply [[Mark Foley|bending over the pages]]. | This usage was phased out by Congress in [[2006]], since they've stopped using [[IRL]] bookmarks in favor of simply [[Mark Foley|bending over the pages]]. | ||
==Good things to bookmark== | ==Good things to bookmark== | ||
* [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica/Bookmarklet|The ED search bookmarklet]] | |||
* [[ED|ED.]] [[Nao|Nao.]] [[DO IT FAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT!]] | |||
* [[Kittens|This is also something really cool you should bookmark.]] | |||
[[Category: Internets Phenomena]] | [[Category: Internets Phenomena]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:03, 8 May 2016
A bookmark is a placeholder you can use to track pages you have visited on the Web. It was originally used for real books, but who knows how to use those any more?
Uses of bookmarks
Bookmarks have three uses:
- 1. Quick access to pages you visit frequently.
- 2. A reminder for things you claim to want to read later.
- 3. Remembering that particularly long pr0nz URL, and disguising it as an annotated guide to Mozart.
IRL bookmarks have no use. IRL Bookmarks are a useless gift you can make out of practically anything, thus negating any need someone could have for one.
IRL bookmark (deprecated)
At least 100 years ago, a bookmark was:
- Something placed in a book to guide in finding a particular page or passage; also, a label in a book to designate the owner; a bookplate.
This usage was phased out by Congress in 2006, since they've stopped using IRL bookmarks in favor of simply bending over the pages.