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Mokona is an obvious [[weeaboo]], which is really sad, because the woman is fucking from [[Japan]]. She's the [[deviantart|artist]] of CLAMP, and made a fucking [[Mary Sue|self-insert]] of who she thinks she is THREE DIFFERENT TIMES in THREE DIFFERENT SERIES. Since she's highly [[fail|uncreative]], all of these self-inserts look exactly the same, save for one, which is | Mokona is an obvious [[weeaboo]], which is really sad, because the woman is fucking from [[Japan]]. She's the [[deviantart|artist]] of CLAMP, and made a fucking [[Mary Sue|self-insert]] of who she thinks she is THREE DIFFERENT TIMES in THREE DIFFERENT SERIES. Since she's highly [[fail|uncreative]], all of these self-inserts look exactly the same, save for one, which is a nigger. | ||
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Latest revision as of 03:52, 26 November 2012
CLAMP, acronym for "Cunt Licking Aliens Masturbating to Phatties", is an all-female group of Japanese weeaboo-like dykes who want to draw manga with funny storylines. Obviously, they all fail epically at that, since their faggotry is only funny if you're a sick pedo, a sister fucker, or an otaku. On second thought, since you are all of these things, you probably DO think their shit is funny. FAIL
Members
There used to be a lot more of them, but the former members slowly began to realize what CLAMP's ulterior motives were, so they left last Thursday. Now, there are only four.
Nanese Ohkawa
Ohkawa is the group's god, as she does all of the fail jobs. These include handling all of the business aspects, making sure that their religious bashing is accurate, and writing the unfunny script for the manga they publish.
Nanese Ohkawa is responsible for CLAMP's popularity. Because of this, you must kill her. With fire.
Mokona
Mokona is an obvious weeaboo, which is really sad, because the woman is fucking from Japan. She's the artist of CLAMP, and made a fucking self-insert of who she thinks she is THREE DIFFERENT TIMES in THREE DIFFERENT SERIES. Since she's highly uncreative, all of these self-inserts look exactly the same, save for one, which is a nigger.
Mokona is responsible for the annoying flowers and shit in Cardcaptor Sakura. You know what do do.
Mick Nekoi
Claims to be the touch-up artist. Really, she's just unwanted.
Satsuki
She's supposed to be the one who makes the layout. Really, she's unwanted as well.
Shit
- Cardcaptor Sakura
- Tsubasa Chronicle
- xxxHOLiC
- RG Veda
- Clover
- Legal Drug
- Chobits
- Magic Knight Rayearth
- A bunch of other failtastic fuckery.
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