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[[Image:DTR FaceofFail.jpg|thumb|200px|The face of American democracy.]]
[[Image:DTR FaceofFail.jpg|thumb|400px|The face of American democracy.]]
[[Image:ObamaINpeached.jpg|thumb|Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.]]
[[Image:Bitches don't know bout my dip.JPG|thumb|BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY [[Flavor Flav|FLAVORED]] DIP]]


There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?  
There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?  
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If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]].
If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]].
 
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==It Came From the Single-Wide==
==It Came From the Single-Wide==
 
{{main|Kentucky}}
[[Image:ObamaINpeached.jpg|thumb|220px|Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.]]
[[Image:Bitches don't know bout my dip.JPG|thumb|220px|BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY [[Flavor Flav|FLAVORED]] DIP]]
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]].
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]].
<center><youtube>ZlNQ5gZVytk</youtube></center>
<center><youtube>ZlNQ5gZVytk</youtube></center>
{{quote|He's a nigger slash jew.|DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation}}
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{{quote|Monkey'd be a better president dan im'. Monkey's a whole lot smarter. Don't know if monkey dips. I'd give em' a dip.|[[LOL WUT]]}}
|'''He's a nigger slash jew.'''|DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation
|'''Monkey'd be a better president dan im'. Monkey's a whole lot smarter. Don't know if monkey dips. I'd give em' a dip.'''|[[LOL WUT]]
}}
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Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly [[baleet]]ed it. However, valiant [[JewTube]]rs quickly reposted it for great glory.
Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly [[baleet]]ed it. However, valiant [[JewTube]]rs quickly reposted it for great glory.


== The Return ==
== The Return ==
 
<br>
Some YouTuber made a [[TS;DR|brief]] but [[lulz|informative]] documentary about DTR and all the other rednecks who are fucking pissed about their dip being taken:
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<center><youtube>QzCm4gFzd1U</youtube></center>
|<youtube>6BoIY1eBZm4</youtube>
 
;{{colortext|WHITE|Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek}}
This caused DTR, under a new account, to announce his return as an [[Internet tough guy]]. Note that his response was posted a month after the documentary was, most likely because it took DTR that long to do so with his [[dialup]] connection.
|<youtube>RgR1FkkRt74</youtube>
 
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR launches a promising music career on the back of his unexpected e-fame}}
<center><youtube>6BoIY1eBZm4</youtube></center>
|<youtube>GTaMHYMba_k</youtube>
Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek.
;{{colortext|WHITE|... or perhaps as a presenter on a TV paranormal show?}}
 
|<youtube>LnrRCaa2wvw</youtube>
<center>Backup has arrived for DTR, with educated political commentary</center>
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR -  before e-famous (mirrored before he could delete it)}}
 
}}|border=#3C3B6E|background=#B22234}}
== The Imitators ==
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<center>Much easier to understand than DTR, but an obvious impersonator without a real atomic mud jug:</center>
==In popular culture==
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Dips responded by [[Deleting your YouTube videos|deleting his account]] again.
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|<youtube>_wAcQWyr7a0</youtube>
== South Park Cameo ==
;{{colortext|WHITE|The pinnacle of DTR's 15 minutes of fame}}
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|<youtube>EVyhyTi5p98</youtube>
South Park makes fun of him by calling him poor, stupid, illiterate, embarrassing, pathetic, arrogant, racist, homophobic, and redneck.
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR - symbol of}} [[lolwut|{{colortext|WHITE|liberal oppression of the working class}}]]
===Response to South Park===
|<youtube>YCATuBZ63jA</youtube>
<center><youtube>1EFXLTlHJZQ</youtube></center>
;{{colortext|WHITE|The unfairly-mocked DTR tells his sad story (again)}}
DTR responds by pretending to be amused and thanking them for the <s>parody</s> [[rape]].
|<youtube>1IL7psWtKF8</youtube>
 
;{{colortext|WHITE|One of DTR's many inferior imitators}}
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==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Redneck]]
*[[Redneck]]
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*[[Obama]]
*[[Obama]]
*[[Cancer]]
*[[Cancer]]
*black person
*[[Niggers]]
*[[Conservatives]]
*[[Conservatives]]


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*[http://whyquit.com/whyquit/SeanMarsee.html brb, dip]
*[http://whyquit.com/whyquit/SeanMarsee.html brb, dip]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/mudjugsforlife21 His third YouTube account.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/mudjugsforlife21 His third YouTube account.]
*[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace]
*[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|m8QRN|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/ozzman1604|title=2}})
*[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace]
*[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|NziBP|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/elizabeth1234566|title=2}})
{{clear}}
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{{ytseries}}
{{ytseries}}
[[Category:Stub]]
[[Category:Stub]]
[[Category:2009]]
[[Category:2009]]

Latest revision as of 23:34, 19 September 2018

The face of American democracy.

There are plenty of Obama-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded KKK dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a retard like them. Last Thursday, some drunk/high/retarded redneck became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent rage, DTR (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to fire up the ol' webcam and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?

For being a Muslim hellbent on destroying the White House? No.
For being a socialist/communist? Nope.
For being a foreign-born hater of freedom? Still no.
For being a Satanic baby killer???? Sorry. You're wrong again.

If for some reason you've neglected to read the title of this article, it's because he wants to ban flavored dipping tobacco.

It Came From the Single-Wide

Moar info: Kentucky.

Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY FLAVORED DIP

After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly lulzy is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of Faux News. His face is completely swollen with the joy of tobacco. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing a popular southern dish and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious butthurt.

   
“ 		 
He's a nigger slash jew.
  		„
  		 

—DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation

   
“ 		 
Monkey'd be a better president dan im'. Monkey's a whole lot smarter. Don't know if monkey dips. I'd give em' a dip.
  		„
  		 

—LOL WUT

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Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly baleeted it. However, valiant JewTubers quickly reposted it for great glory.

The Return


Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek

DTR launches a promising music career on the back of his unexpected e-fame

... or perhaps as a presenter on a TV paranormal show?

DTR - before e-famous (mirrored before he could delete it)

Previous Video | Next Video


In popular culture


The pinnacle of DTR's 15 minutes of fame

DTR - symbol of liberal oppression of the working class

The unfairly-mocked DTR tells his sad story (again)

One of DTR's many inferior imitators

Previous Video | Next Video


See Also

External Links

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